Judge — January 13, 1883 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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TIE JUDGE PUBLISHING CO, | 34 and 36 North Moore Street, N.Y. ‘BLISUED ONCE A WT TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS. Ustrep Starrs asp Casapa. Adktrena Tur demir PenLsise Co., 34 an 34 North Moo NoTice: must put thelr valuation npon the articles ther ‘ewe tnay ourselses Ox} a1 as grataitous, Stamp with name apd addre articles, tan Me writers In their dec The New Mayor of New York. ew York’s law-abiding, il with delight the inangu- 7 jel Chief Magistrate of | mmon with many of the | id, Tue Jo will be such a Mayor. il fo ocracy Ix common with the rest of 4, Tue Jvpar would | of a free aml untramnn eat retropolis, In ¢ ¢ citizens afo donbts that Franklin Eds strikes us t Tammany, tevin triots, and that he will be for Other men bave plalzed the creatures of such people, and have cut loose from them | fer the ina It is barely pos ble that Mr. But we must deal with the en, the mention of whose n wilt be fc law-abudis has grave It by pa al to do their bidding. he has been bound hand il County. Det suraton ceremonies, son may be such a m: slong ago sickened the general public, of the Mayor for high ins to be seen wh notic It rem ice the upon th ifices within lus gift, Mr. Exlson will sacrit in the munity by accepting old party hacks and tricksiers as tit men for his staff of officers. Strong forts will be made to keep him ed up so that he will do the work of the Let him remember that he was not electet by the politicians; that the people was exercised on the 7th of Nov and that by their votes he has beeo placed in the ex chamber in the City Hall him tear himself from the fai lana have ph ant hun square-shoullered Mayor of } nl name which he x: rty bosses, eovervisn will of th ber, Let enings whieh the politi- nid be rk. ela a flat-footed, w Y The Judge's Dream. Tun, stars were blinking as though about to close Uieie aparkling and mys- terious, hi and pole ticians and thieves were bolting high carnival in their sorta, when Tae Jupce lay upon bis virtuous couch, amd closed bis venerable eyes in penceful slumber. ‘Then be revelad in a dream which he hopes may tot be all a dream. He was in the society of 1s, and he recognized olf familiar faces, Presi- at Arthur was as serapinc as all wellerezulatel I be, He soared aloft as thouzh fying bigh had teen bls aim throngh all his life, and as thoaga such an altitude should he maintained in the angelic world. Told Ben Butler, of Massachusetts the same latitude, playing upon an accord 4 he loved so well when in New Orlears. Fresh quiet Philadelphia, W. Childs tnned his harp. He was no longer troabled by the raids pon the zraveyards in the city, which he bad Lelped to He was no r worried over the ridicule heaped apon him by Dana, of the Sum. He had left behind him large sams of money with which all his old friends and employees 3, the moon Was drows, men were crawling into ti favorite make so dull and drear, THE JUDGE. might secure the fat of the land. last satistiod. At he said 80, as bh around the bedepost and smiled at Tar Jepar. mage and Beecher were in loving old boy,” said Beecher, “you and some pretty hand knocks in our time, Lai from the newspapers member when Tilton and bis crowd tried to down me? Didn't 1 knock them per plied the gymnast of the Brooklyn Tabernacle, © dul well. Bi 0 get my hands on the man or woman who started the terrible story that 1 drowned my wife in the SchuyIkill River.* onel “Bob” Ingersoll was happy in the ness tha: he had been true to his friends and to himself; that Brady and Dorsey, and thousands better than were loud in thelr praises of him, John Kelly 1 Sammy Tilden were like turtle doves in the sun They talked over their old political battles, happy that to be fought. F Cornell and ¢ leveland were aw We're the hap H. Vanderbitt a There was Grant at leaat peered Tal- Tal, I have received safo brace. weal lawyers now. Do you at in good ro. you I was never al they, » more wen Governoi tly singing, William al that their at neither could and Conkling called each other retted that he could not nomt= The colossal | per paras: orhereal Frank Work had agn and t pet names, and hate the other for the office of President. Senator David Davis, feve from newsp and the wiles blessed, and j hymn. “Black J: Fitz John VY brothers and wept fitted before Tne in his deeam. ein the morning by the bright 1 pall boys in the wonderest why his « fact. Why, after all, brethren do not aw kin h fee , of Illinois, other like lo 1 many rf f young wo |. seemed. ned, with m kK" Le ter grasped AU these, Jepar When th and beheld | tramp, hw piste Hin unity? the s Feet snow High Life Below Stairs. Like master, like man; and why not? not the belles of the kitchen imitate the p. And if th . Why should not t Why stately ones above-stairs? stately weddi © servants c near to the hing as they cant Who knows but the belle of a Fifth avenue ki may not in tim become a leader of society? Her hus! only a Mick ™ now, may In time be man, a State | Such things have magnate, the pos would dare to insinuate that both h did not carry blue blood in th and, althonszt Alder Congress, ome an sislator, even a member He may beeo sor of millions and then who shand and wife ir veins? ay happen in this especially at its present stage, and so let the of the kitehen carry things oat in im- itation just as much as they like. Great artists say that the advent of the cliromo has been a good thing for art, because they helped to educate people up to higher and better things. ‘Then why should the chromos of the kitcln be despised? Biddy MeGloin and Pat Haggerty may not seem very much refined now, bat thelr children may turn out Blames or G: bettas, The children of those who live above-statrs may be obliged to “knuckle down” to those spring from those below-sta ea. and even the nies of nations may hinze upon the result of these nitation aristocratic marriazes. ‘Great oaks from lie row,” and those acorns may possibly be arsed in the kitel thongh in tmitation of hisher forms, which never attain to such altitudes and dignity. ‘0, thera is no knowing what 1 world, belles and beaux who s marti “Orns ever Robbing a Newspaper. hh from and say- 1 on ” desiring to ma agzage checked for relative, Pat Malloy, brought snit in the United States Sopreme Court for damages of $20.000. The Herald said that he was not the p ticular Malloy meant: and it gave him all the benefit Tur New York Herald published a dispa South Carolina, giving news of a village fir ing that suspicion of incendiansm rest Malloy.” Thereapor Mall enough money to have his * Troy," to see one r of its extensive cireulation in setting him right, whieh brought him into wide and favorable notice, which many a man, especially if he were a cheap polit would have gone wild with delight to receive. presiding jastice favored Malloy, and the dam: were assessed, not on the basis of Mulloy"s worth, but the Herald. That is very much os if Ml pay only fifty cents fora mow cat, which, IMC were purchased Sy # rich newspape should bring $10,000, oF that the pro} Herald should pay $1,000 to ride on an during tive-cent hours wT on the w Joun Smith she He prietor of tle ed railway The case, on appeal, will probe ably receive treatment of a different able hind. 1 more reason- | a War With England Imminent A wat between England and America has been f many y it, particular sulject in the er this country, and the px ation of the British by the on has Leen discus When the war for the perpetuatic ud th the banners of victory, it was proclaimed on every hill-top, in the valleys, and on the plaing, that America and glorious Republic, and that her army and navy might suecessfally h those of the rest of the World. But since that day as had much to do with the navy, and Tom, | have played havoc with the and America While our 1 ars a bri es thru ties of the anbju, the Yankee tamed lai of the Union was closed, alot rows s hilt ners of in tery and an at Northern armies held cope w army, culelly short on army atid perhaps less esteemed conte 8 ure dissemie Tur Jepor is and is at lust Our London correspondent, who hob-nobs . cables us that H.R IL Hrinee of Wales is endeavoring to persuade his royal mother and the Right Honorable WL ulstone that a war We dating news of a rather stupid to the fact that a war with imminent. aroused with royal the am Ewart Gi must be declared against farther informed that the of our niost ulshed citizens created this warlike Prince's. mind. fn rashly Mrs. Laugtry's society, Mr. Gebliart has offended tho Prince, and the whole power of the Kingdom will Le called into action to avenge the insult, It is cl ed by the Prince that the United States governn mast be held responsible for Mr. Geblart’s cou While wo have no disposition to calm the American Eagle, or show a white feather, we must teg to itler with the heit-apparent of the throne of England. We have instructed our correspondent, “uo is at p: sojourning in Windsor Castle, to say to Her M the Queen, that the United States govern: gladly deliver Mr. Gebbart to her petulant son, if by 60 doi ‘ar ein be prevented. Place Mr. Gebhart, if you will, most noble Prince, with the e: Exyptian Pa We can all afford to part with Freddie. this country. of Freder- are conduct distin Mr. Jebhart—has tion of the ent will Some genias has inv Quieter.” back. yard ated what he calls a + Cat Anelectric wire is ron along the top of th fence, and when the cots begin their mid- Je to the moon, oF discuss civil sersice form in an excited and vociferous manner, a battery in the sleeping chamber charges the wire, and the cate are seized with remorse and despair, and spit and plead, and yow] and cuss, and resolve to tarn over a new leaf and awear off, and set down off the fence in a highty demoralized manner. The inventor means well; but theother night a man In New Jersey, who had fixed his “Quieter,” and retired early, soon heard the alarm strike, and he quickly turned on the eurrent. A series of frightInl shrieks followed, and the New Jersey man thongttt he never heard voices of cats son like the tones of human beings in distress, T i, his nineteen year-old son and the hired irl west door, who were «discussing matters of grave import over the hack fence, had receive Md the eat quite dao much fact terri was torn up by the rc A Pants paper tells of an eccentric of man who had a clause inserted in his will that no one shonld follow him to his grave, bat that bis mattress shonld be born hehind the hearse as his meurner. The old man evt dently know how many sincere mourners he was leav- ing behind in the mattress. comicbooks.com