Judge — January 6, 1883 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. 5 | ) A NEW SONG SET TO AN OLD TUNE. | ™ ~ | J Air" I Want to be an Ang I wasrto be an actor | And stand upon the : Of co part— (A skull or perhaps a page.) ; se T want a leadin I want to be a * Hamlet, Of much abil neo and Juliet” be the balcony I want to be like Osear And lecture throuzsh the States; Pm te now f | To take my unfilled di | They m Ore at have ready tn 21 will not go— y furnish brains little show anager, } in actress (2) like Langtry | ' ready cash | ve the shrewd Abbey ty she travels, ‘ounting many tales Of her intimate connections 1 With an ancient * Prince of Wales.” | - Twant to be an “end man | ON THE ROOF | In some good minstrel show; sue. javeste-ie) CARE FOR ME (nero ANY sont ie ? | Tho’ rd sooner bea Levy He bey heoorisouuee) 1 WOULD HAVE COME OUT SUCH | fF 3 rene) APL DIDNT | And on the cornet Mivivisaronmerrneu | But if Hey do not want me, IN THE Roos. Til bie me then away, Daren Dn it, there's no xeeping ith the racket? | To get the part of * Judas,” | In Morse’s Passion Play. | ‘ | Witt. Join Hardy, Congressman of this city, ev treet and pushed a new four-story brick house over ij —=— rid of the idea that his mind bears any’ resembt on to him and mashed hin as flat a3 an editorial in an that great mental cavern which lies witli the t esteemed contemporary! Now, propel with your | CONUNDRUMS. that great statesman, little Jobany Davenport jm leu | | Wie Mace be able to spice Sullivan? Bows Venmetgacte cl The stn emmeres ant atti : he . | of Ohio, who has a Prestential a story to tell, anyhow, and, come to think about it, it Witt, you remember the letter-carrier on New Year's | ride himself on his soubriquet o was not so very wonderful afte nd he would call | : Day? because he thinks that Ice Is more again with fuller particulars. This high regard for § Do you think that ivy-green dresses should be cling: | are Emannel B. Hart, with head de truth tained by erally 18 one of the j | | shoulders; as if be were a phi beautiful chara profession. | Witt Dr. Slade, the spiritualist, stop writing nonsense s much influence as ever | - | | trom Allie and Owassa 2 ause he is supposed to know | A Micutcas paper says, “Bears are going to be § | Cas Billy Bire, with the ebin whiskers, really tell as | thicker than grass in the wools of Michigan | good a story as Larry Jerome? who used tomonopolize the flower | this winter.” Correet Witt. Me. Wash McLean, of Cine ever learn | business, near Niblo's Garden, in theold Black Crook | that diamonds are not always tramps ? days, is now in eas ginger py q | | } Wine its drinking water from the | ave mistaken | Hudson, ne point above the Influence of the sult herself? | ae cometout seat Woy is it that, with the example of Mr. Watlack |e conkrbution plate, aad ibe mente ‘ F mia “ck | sith a hole in it that the saloon-keeper refused to ac | Kips aretsc is very nice ifthe child is fast asteep, but | Before them, so few of our younzer actors endeavor to | “ith . | what would you say of a woman who ‘own | attain distiuction as the perfect gentlemen, and try to | ae babies | sil Gonnte-and Ker ° Tur, man who theives by pulling: The tobacconist. Isy'r it true that President Arthur's childish | ane a | ness has put the last nail into the coffin of the Repub ex-Gover ie Ker, whose hair ts rs of dog-collar fond in sausage, and halr-pins : lican party? | lebet Audit ay bythe d fragmentary bangs in the butter, are | Witt Joe Cowan, once a big. influence in Tammany Saal a Set red by the humorous para ij Hall, please ask Shed Shook where he can get some . $3 It is a retribut kes him for tnustache p | his money to the missionary cause instead of — | ly Mra, Langtry wanted to look upon a first-class even with his board-Uill. | real lovely darling, why didn’t somebody tell her a A TRUTH-LOVING EDITOR. | | | the sweet Me. Peckham? | = Iv is said that diam plenty than | Morace 4, is it true that there is any sign of char. | 1 nd commenced in a contidential sort of way three or four diamonds to his back. In acter in his penmanship * now, colonel: [ have one of ost {seem a bit more numerous than | Witt Me. Joe Modill, the tall cranky and phi rful things to narrate you ever encountered in | they were twenty-five years ago. ' sophical, of Chicago, ever learn that it pays not to | the whole course of your edito— | - | Hy be crusty and egotistical ? Stick to facts—stick to facts!” interrupted the | A New Jersey woman, according to a newspaper ' | ‘ elitor, assuming a look of cross-cut saw severity. | item, hearing her pastor say that the church necded a When n Belford got indefinite leave of 3 5 y |) diueteteceateas uae rane te ne toa eae ee + No lies are permitted in this office. | new Bible, w nds and prayed forone. | hs | Aa ais feaeas for the Seuataeanli? It is a solemn fact, colonel, and this is how it | Oa rising from s ria rattle | ; | sho killed, sold it 8 for four dollars, Dots Me. Coleman do his duty as one who must zive | «Just wait a the editor: =A | a Bil tho church: A’ man’ in’ the’ us clean streets when he shows us a smooth Brox man came in here yesterday 4 yarn—a true | hood, upon hearing of the incident, wert out in the ) but neglects the polsonous, filthy side-strects ? tory, he callod i ta horse in Cincinnati jamping | woods to pray for a new pair of boots. A ra Is it not true that Mr. Tony Pastor counts his success | through a plate | bit him on the It took two dollars’ worth of 4 | upon the fact that he does not always allow his own | breaking one of whisky to counteract the effects of the poisona likings and pleasure to dictate his specialties as against And do you want to know how [ rewarded the | wound. And this is another illustration of the sayin what he knows that the people demand? scionable liar? Well, Lenticed him into a back | that © truth is stranger,” ete. } comicbooks.com