Judge — January 6, 1883 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. and certain German dishes with sweetened, DORSEY'S BILLET-DOU olutions. y e, garlicked meats, and raw steak, will never | i atoil Uy the, descendants ef, (he suscote [reerareD ExrResst PARAGRAPHERS.) 79 oF this country Ab, Ch - MR. RERGH. Derive the new year [shall give the mother-in: Parblind, tlekle, faithless + Cl KR. RERGH, I rest. +0 let up on the g —Do you belleve i Bergh? Hewaye, | and her tyranpies an Enemy Of Star Route men and meth Most untra Daring the new year I shall nf old Lots, hoopskirts 0 donbt means well, But we doubt th: | and his parapheri ea fron a very wa To him who “shoved” th f cus-posters. Woe is me! md. and s¢ y o During the new year I will likewise take a tumble o | The Hoosier job you'd fain f he rescues many that lon ring subject—the mule, | Ah, Chet!” brutes. If he is cold about It he may do just as During the new year [solemnly resolve not to write | Varblind, fickle, faithless Chet!” rol Ice has its uses as well as fin any more ** Modern Fables” or Dutch dialect poem Thy deceits Daring the new y uy PUILADELPHIA. STYLE | Give me clearly to comprehend Soot . with its lover ent a Whether tend jal dimen What te tbe weaning ot a Pauses | Timed with club in Uack hy actions—stupid feats! " Daring the new year I will also give the young man All thy a pid There has always been a saying that a Philadelphian 3 They are che with the lavender pantaloons a rest from bis laborious ven yet, yo takes a drink alo be around, Bat w es of sitting down on t e custard ple at picnics, w year 1 will let th Bat we'll Abe ot of prople ia t are freer way of treating |, DUrins | Sela Parking, flekle, faicbless + @t en, | thine Philadelpbians. Unf rap tha they | tHECHUTED lew le mudlataried fo bla foneaomenes i nals Rospitable |” During Ishall put the icewcreamewith- | ame): | LAWYERS. wincons eae aGal (oretee | ath: OOO GTE RIGUT | J Jepor,—What moral right Bava lawser to ineuit a | During the new ye | Hi nt he is tiable at law | There izes also who, when appeated to | Niagara hackman in pickle, and fi any damage that is ca Bat pedestrians in | I wlttens,, on very rare occasions iM New York seem to take gi ght in trying to goin | Fow of such Jats During the new year [shall earnestly try to i; aide of a walk, five men in eight will ls eountry an in | During the t ive the straw hat a well ) t t tati- | tt cross from their a aud go to great trou! | deserved racation, e watermelon, exeumber and | to take your pl They seem to think that lawyers of coarse nat- | namerous other worn-out * subs ii have chosen that side there must Le a cbromo or manly ra, The cause, We During the new year I shall vely write no more } | something about it, and that they are going to hav nthe fact, that lawyers have | trashy humor in imitation L trashy stories ald much of it as you. | And women are worse than men sessions em 1p secon a r «1 in conclusion, durir what L copy bt i GERMAN COOKERY ; and thas become degravial in habit and In thelr | (thet je o : Was «| whore mm Gi. A Salar book. 19 | eatimation of their fellow men, It is nothing tess than a! Pissed armrtarc tenth chided ata brutal lawyer shonld attack a fine lady Het) | Ina pretty goml experience of traveling Tire Jepar | °F 2 Sensitive en NAS ofa loeter, wh ls Novel—Very! - Ne was never astonished hy V Mr. Sala js | OUUOS another a tia | — ; { ‘Ue as good a jailze as any but we donot —_— [Abridged from one of Mr. Julian Hawthorne's last ; know where he 4 dis 3 have taught Tur man who wears a hoot is liahle to have + Komaners.”} ai that meat should sh; but 80 have | a narrow understanding, 4 + Warne is 1 : mi! - A slight contraction overshadowed the doctor's f yw and passed away again, Wi + T presume you refer to your wife !* he said. i Certainly—the woman | love—my wife, if there's | | “Her time has not yet come," replied the doc- tor | | *Hampht Well, sueh is life I have ¢ | lived—I have been alive ~as much as most men. And | this istobe theead? Theend ta strange idea, that ! He was silen! noment or two, and then sald," Where it would en, were you to see Lenore no more, “1 confess it perp! Tina Aud retor. and nd is weary awbile considering it farther." nk tute a lethargy Ital re und in * our next,"—nor & ber of Tux Jenar. What little we hay will ways.) as he spoke he & ontinuation of this truly ec nee * y future num: iven above a long—a very Goutati’s sword 13 on exhibition in P on is ten yards long, and when Mr. Goliath at nilitary ball and got his sword tangled up felt terribly 4o than his partner. Gol terrors in an ia, The ntness, He would wateh his a tine he would make vith his sword and impale the who ». Goliath is dead now, His death ck without the rye. portunity, and when he eaw terrible lunge caboodle of caused by | and his sword we pia says Dorsey isan ably. the Star Route prose of ag HOLIDAY FARE, Bon Lyi of will, Pro comicbooks.com