Judge — December 23, 1882 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. ora To scuoot, MATIC A316 ym THE END, EDUCATING THE RISING GENERATION TOMMY’'S CHRISTMAS. Lrrte Tommy in a gutter, Loitered ‘midst the mud and snow; Clad in scanty, tattered garments, — While in laughter, to and fro, Pranced the children of the wealthy Laden with their Christmas toy Deigning ne'er to glance ut Tommy, One of Gotham's precious boys. Soon a merry, bright-eyed ne Came a-tripping thro’ the snow; Saddenly, she paused, exclaiming “Tommy—kid! you, there—bello! Hain't yer dropt, ‘tis eve o” If yer bi An’ ye'd be Straight far home to hang yer sock.” Christmas? "t, then yer a block! now be ter nighi, sis,” low he answered; “Bat, yer must + Twill be stuft be Sandy ( it won't,” sobb'd little Tom: *Landlont's bounced me frum our rooms, "Cause ¢ dad an’ mammy Ter be locked up in der Tombs.” Merry bells, well-paid for chiming, Blent their sweet tones Christmas morn; Charity, with gems and satins, Did ber fine fed self adorn. Lisped she platitudes of mercy, Distant trom the city’s glooms, Where, balf-frozen, little Tommy Smoked a stab outside the Tombs CONUNDRUMS. Does it pay to be a popular man? Is Mike McDonald Mayor of Chicago? Do the strikers know that the election is over? Wuo ts District Attorney—Fellows or O'Beirne? How many contracts has Senator Kiernan on hand How does McAllister like confinement in French's Hotel? How mach did the red noses in the Astor House ro. | tanda cost Does the man who shakes bis wife € luck afterwanis? Witt Carter Harrison, of Chicago, be welcomed by the New York police? et have good Wny are ex-Senators Hogan and Seebacher styled the “Old Elevated Road How fs it that Willlam Henry Hurlbert no longer upon A. Oakey Hall? Wn is it that the railroad does not bounce ement of the el Dors the wife who wr mak Jes with her husband ever him contented with his happy home ? *“Wirre would we be to-day without lawyers 7 SHE SAT ON IT. Miss Chara Prrzsiwaoss had traveled abroad, And ween sbe returned, she resolved to All her friends the great pleasure of How she flourished in London, an When sh With sun-lower mashers, whose gave her reception the house was well filled nees oft killed In a manner wsthetic the maidens so fuir, With their lan, dks and to While at sapper, a dandy, whose head was quite Drank a toast to the hostess, ‘mir cheers of delight, And leaning towards her, he said with a smite arse a8 you've traveled, you've trod the Green Is “Ob. yea,” replied Clara, + + Well, then,” said the fop, *T' That when you The Blarn was there for a day.” delighted to say e there, you kiss, I will swear, nous they have over there. And as your ips kissed It euppose 1 k That stone I'll be kissing by proxy, " tle smack, But she, quite embarrassed, kept waving him back. “Excuse me, Adolpbus, pray loosen your b You're not only fresh, sir, but terribly bold, Tassnre you, that stone I never kissed once, For I sat ely on it; 80 there, now, you dunce!” a tle Murray of the 8 had occasion to have three plumbers, and they not content with charging bim $40 for two hours’ work, stole a valuable locket and $11.40 in. money from bis ys he'd like to sit in gue Sowe plumber man with thelr bil re not satisfied with bankruptin Last week Ju The justice on them e Cows ad circul: NER Patridge 4 to pastors of of Rrooklyn, has ad the different churches recommending them to look out sharp for fre, ) and gation get burned up, and to facilita aid, has supplied each sexton with @ key to the fre fying in cidedly practical ir con, alarm box. nsas if Mr. Patridge w the face of Providence,” in his ideas. orelse was d “Lartur Charles and the Stolen Fruit,” is a beadin of a Sumlay-school Story. y, and find it to be a moral but nota p Charley ate the fruit, bat it did not kill him, erwards went to leaven by a less sensational We read it through ei actic od he ronte. comicbooks.com