Judge — December 23, 1882 — page 3: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. RUBBERS IN THE HALL. Daisy?" eried an anxious Sunday night at balf-past Why yet lin; in the hallway You will sure eateh cold again! That ere Mugging should be stat Quite too long he's made bis call “TIL come in,” she said, * when Johny Finds bis rubbers in the hall." y well,” the father answered, As lie lowered down the gas; | Thro’ the darkened hallway pass; But bis progress was obstructed (Out the tr thew noiselessly ess Jobnay was discovered fitting Labial rubbers on D's cheek It shall be the same Thro’ the coming winter n/ Whe the parting bour arrive Blest by Many a Jobnay shall be corn Into mati All because too | Rusber seeking in the hall Ancient Worthies. IL. SOCRATES. MRS. DOOLEY, PO YER pout the year 469, a.c., there hat he neither won nor lost any | pendent ticket in onder to relmke th Jo | member of the Senate, to th of Mr. ach the De bis youth be practiced seulpty hats 01 ratie Victory at the late electi xpressive language kat the Presidency, nalized things be 8. On the % DUS art was n, was xiven tectionists and F couraged in those days, Not tatue of Peri tea-store in Athen: gave away les or Some other old sae Tra with every pout of tea sold; ates abandoned his fnnia a apenker, a motion was art, and embarked in the bu facturing, to pass a tiver und Harbor bill, or some other and importing philosophy for the tra is said tha »xious measure, and the «peaker endangered his life he brought philosophy from heaven to earth—and a : by refusin however, was The day fol dom aettted up ain the motion, His successor, pliable, and the bill t great deal of as far-fetched. rates served as ab ge of Ph was heavy-armed isa matter for philosophy of the presen day is quite a law k 1 community of Athens. neonsly remarked, * "Twas took a wife.” If the fi cause} a wave of melaneh over Athens, {8 it surprising that ats 7 titon in onr day should make death’a wel 1X: Her t has come tha as the symbol of all that We often lars for being a common sco! rd; and when all the oth daily Tripod facet «1 rolled under the table in adrunken stupor, | returned home lat ly atfectea by the chicken | confer th plite—that is, a he vy-armed | lier —at hop-light. when h alation ida; though how he could | Seven daily papers simu scold day when Soerat For the rigors of a soldier's life he was sin md other war fare pearanes this je When hard-tack ularly adapted a amount of privatton and | na we of the Business Men's was scarce, he T to thnve upe army could endare th haniship. Althouszl Mou Ing bowl, he could on occasion, when urged by his nerize seemed it Scerates married a woman nam ro was very red-peppery a mem edly flery, and her name rally shunning the flow: | the a on Society, and ig shin Itis not known owas ar companions, imt more champagne than any other he paragrapher of six men at the festive bo ly remarked, from the lodge, 9 when Socrates ting to waa not sutficies hy degree, and found the house as cold a 1 its spirituous annexes to Imagine that he | q harn with the roof blown olf, Xanthippe soon made could “pulverize all creation,” of to go out into the | it hot enongh for him." The courtship of Soc. and street and invite some one to trea he tail of bis | Xan may have heen according to the modern style; bat | coat. In fact, not being had ever seen Socrates | jt @ that th on Socrates’ shirt and murmured in tones revking with affect “Sweet Sockie, will ated. And as fe fora blizzard from Manitoba than When Old Probabilities predicted a co thirty d took off his b x. and went fharefooted his comrades would pile on extra shi furs and foot-wear, and shiveringly for yout” We miro—the ance of Socrates or the e said, that in ea phenomenal talent of the ancient historian to circus- | to endure her, b nt toendare all ot poster. sTha' ereatst pete nerates’ Hi It is told of Socrates that sometimes he would b philosophy, to the neglect of all other busi- come transfixed by a shy and elusive idea, when he | ness; and it Is not surprising. after would stand absorbed in thought from morn until noon, from noon till night, and from night until the dawn of | 1 day, abstaining from food and drink during all th boura. It is strongly suspected that the tho was wrestling with on such occasions hail ref some plan w new spring suit The only p cold weather, | cared nomore | young woman ever laid her ban; | front 1 wave, with | always love me as well as < taking her face between Iy responding: ** Always. my Pet. the chat befor her his He was he should be enabled 4 below zero, Socrates looked pleased, and | now Sand young Mr. So avy under-clotbin 3, ulsters Is it cold ch to most ad yn’t_ know of his. phil emarkable en) ald be enal ors, pok N. that his wife's He went out ‘othe market places and cried his philosophy, dis- of tt sure. At any he | rate. no mat nt have been, tt oto ainly pretty dry. Rade boys of the hoothlack eby he might stand off his tailor for a | persuasion, would greet him with: ‘Hullo, old Sock! give usa quart of your hest philosophy. and don't put asure, or all the little ones in the emper continued to increase in warmth. 8 presumed, by dry m er what the measure mi ic office ever held Socrates was.a | your thamb in the five dol- | THINK YOU COULD Can GETTIN’ YER FEET TANGLED 7 RY THAT LOAD WITH YER HEAD WIDOUT his t poor were not would button-hole ap of philosophy into his ¢ hour his victim would bee wouldn't have stre hall.” of “Give us a re painted foct str | ce ‘ | Rubens, wr some oth IM master, once picture representing, Socrates, in an € vidaal, ether in it!" Soe. nen upon a and. rem t a emphatic m: is loading ngs bis And don't man full of | his phitesophy. tive hundred | in life Socrates learned to play musical instra- His favorite was a Chinese Its blood- is wife’s gentle voice. pnes always recalled 1 his neighbors to indu in seven-co Eventually, as an his tea a poct rejec atter of course, Socrat ring, became to be regarded a with all sa nuisance, and xd Meletus, whose last poem hud just been by the Atantic Monthly, and who was the fore ripe for reven: stock to prefer a was persuaded by Anthony Com: ndietment against the old phi him with o Soer: ud tried before a court of about seven hundred jadses out of town, The ver- diet was guilty, and the sentence, death, It Is | lieved that the judges were disposed to be lenient, and would hay tte inflicted upon th type, called an attending a horse-race, had be not wane nd Cr him to death, flaally proposing a plan of escape. Joomed man thought of home—ot Frealom, with exile—of Nanthipy curtain lectures, and th resignedly rep nk you; no escape for me. I prefer death.” Then he swallowed a dose of polson, and that settle! it. And th ring people of Athens were so delizhiet at his ** removal,” that not a single resolution of respect to his memory was adopted. long-su “Wary ain't yon out enjoying the sleighing?” asked Summerbrecze of a friend. * Well. you see,” w reply, “the sleighing Is good, and I've got a sleigh and robes. and I feel just like it, only I hav position in the Senate. He was elected on the Inde- | bottom.” ned ad Being a phil pher, ral ed got a horse y comicbooks.com