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THE JUDGE. THE JUDGE PUBLISHING CO, 34 and 36 North Moore Street, N. ¥. PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK. TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS. UNITED SraTEA AND CANADA) we Copy, one year, or 82 numbers ‘One Copy, HX months, or 9, OF 13 weeks : ear rosrsce F numbers. cy Address Tie Jeoue PERLISMING Co, 34 an 34 North Moo NOTICE! st put thelr Faluatic a price we may upon the articles they urselves fix), oF Stamps should te it writers From Princes to Snobs. Wnes lovely women bexin to quarrel, it is get red sooner or later that he Now that the fa gtry, wife of old Langtry rally aise: id man is in some way impli famed Jersey Lily, of Lai her boon com- ani Md ery of we told you And, way dow tryville, panion, gland, has quarreled wit Mrs, re, wags its head, and the is heard in all it » in our boots we are made to feel that man bi created all this commotion between the Lily and her Labouchere. The first rumors of atmosphere but a few days ag 1 esteemed contemporaries employed their rarest talent, pluck, indastry, and cheek to spread be- fore an azxions world the fall details of the a Any ordinary man might have known that when ts en quarrel they are bound to make themselves nl whenover their stories are worth bearing. But steemedl and enterprising contemporaries are not conducted by ordinary men,—-and therefore they dis- arranged the plan of battle between the Lily and her Labouchere, Was it not somewhat Langtry, in a card signed to intimate that Mrs. Labouch bouchere, or rather that the lady bouchere was never married to aMr. Labonebere, and therefore, not a fit companion for her, Was it not somewhat mean for Mrs. Labouchere to unbosom herself, as it were, in Philadelphia, and tell all abo little Freddie this city? Of course it was mean, yet how natural to those accustomed to the society of women. Mrs. Labouchere has spread to the wind her story of Mrs. Langtry’s indiscreet conduet with the young snobs of New York, we may be prepared for further chapters of like information from Boston and other cithes, where Mrs, Langtry is to appear. In no otter city does the y snob, with his bank account. car- riages, diamotla, ete., at the feet of a notorious wo- n, show to greater advantage than in New York Here he tarns an electric light fall upon bimself, and betrays that lack of common sense and decency which pre-eminently distinguishes a snob born and reared in this great metropolis. We have been asked: “What will Mr. Langtry say when he arrives in this country?” Jodging from what we saw of him in the Westminster Hotel in the fall of 1880, he will say, In anot altogether clea “Ab, there, waitah, a little brandy aboue! “ Sassiety ” in ry on all sides. won he our mean for the superb Mrs. Justice, the re is not Mra. La- known as Mra. 1: voice, mon A Cold Day for Some. Yr 00 t Is a cold day for some, and there will be few 8 for Repnblican Governors at the end of this year. In the November elections fifteen new Governors ebhart’s attentions to Mra. Langtry in | were chosen, a De The two New Il thirteen were ns <1 in Nel California elected Gene 0,000 majority 10 majority. Con Thomas M. ler, the acy of that State, and for York newsboy, by 4,000 Bold Ben Butler went to the front in the rand old Commonwealth 000 plurality. Michizan 10,000 majority. J. | was elected Governor of Nevada by over | Grover C1 «l, a Democrat, received 196,000 plur | ality, ‘the 1a n for any candidate in Ja y state In the Union, Youthful Robert E. Patti- | son, a Democrat, was ¢ Zovernor of Pe sylvania by a plarality ly 10,000. Carolina gave Hugh S. Thompson, a Democrat majority for Governor. Tennessee elected W 40,000 majority, and Texas e by 60, pocrats, publ » registe npshil Colorado a Demo- ‘a Democrat 2,000 mayority Adams, a Democrat, by rata carried John Ireland. Yes, it is How cold and cheer- less it must be for poor old led-astray Folger, of this State; for Bulkel tts; for Beaver, of Pennsylvania; for E: California; and for others who will find no ¢ torial chamber opened for them! It isa g | for the Democratic party. The leaders are ju | and the White House of 1884 looms up bright aad sunny Let not these nt of Much oneerning the * si and politicians have undertaken to explain jon of that vo ting that the as given to ¢ Let them pause while Tur Jepce decides | this matter, and if . it must be plain to | the silent vote mained at home on e or more for a coli day for some. y, of Connecticut ; for Bishop, achu! before them. Jers be too con vote, ocrats have dispos claime si Clevelan cares do not 1 that the re- day. Put on your spee- Jacksonian and Jeffersonian Demoer: look at these figures, which have not heen spread before you tn all their intensity, by the daily Democratic press The total vote cast ia New York State this year was 4. The total vote in 188) was 1,105 Therw- 186,932 persons who voted in 180 stayed at home this year, and did not vote at all, It will th seen thet Grover Cleveland liad, in all probability, a very narrow escape from defeat, as it is doubtless true that those who did not vote were I is well for the Democratic leaders to be calm until they find themselves clearly oat of the woods. Let them re- member that there is yet a ‘alent vote” in this State, | and that because of the insane conduct of President Arthur in interferin affairs, it remained at home, and did not vote on the 7th cf November. Who can tell what this “ailent vote” will do in 18842 most simple-mir tacles, is, and 918, 6, fore in Republicans with our loc: Guarding a Philadelphia Cemetery. Dear old Philadelphia, gentle, slumbering, drowsy last resting-place of the bones of William Pena! Who | among those who ever visited that tranguil spot on this Western hemisphere, and who now lingers far from it, would believe that in this age of modern improve- ments it has become necessary to place a guard of soldiers, hungry ball-dogs, and — gory-minded police officers in her cemeteries in order to frighten | horny: body -snatehers? Philadelphia, sweet with memories of the lamb-like con- duct of William Penn and the early Christian atesmen, is sadly troubled. The mocking laugh of the grave-robber Sills the alr of Chestnut street, and kens the sleepy clerks and salesmen in affright. ‘e-robber hi e; and be flies hy ay and b nt. And all Philadelphia waxes wroth, and the mihty arm of the law trembles as it is raised smbstone a cannon has been J, and bull dogs have been put in vaults whose ‘oor are open wide. Men and women are afraid to die, for fear that the crave-robbers will seize their re- and Philadelphia is in agony. Permit Tur Jepax to drop a tear for poor oll Philadelphia, away an the maina, Wart. of the Boston Lass. “Of all sad worts of ae oF pen, the saddest are *it might have bean.’ ” | APHORISMS OF GREAT MEN. Tam lonely to-night in my repatnted White to rS Grant. “Has any body found a plame J. G, Maine, “0, now, forever, 11 mind: farewell content + Farewell th seat, and the big talks Made in the nameof funcombe ! O, farewell! Lord Roscoe's occupation’s gone.” Farewell the trang =k. Conkting, Mine, 7. C, Piatt. e here M. Robeson, So say we all of uN"—J, 4, subtett, “Give me my principal aud let me g The cuss that the hive (eye) of the wal AS. W, Dorsey. 1s rejected has become the cock breakfast tea fragrant tea.""—K. B. Hayes Iwas Beneath the rule than Fitz Porte IF office hows BI. I bailt myself a tor ernment expense.” My voice ts stll, very stil, for war."—. D. Cameron “Doesn't somebody want to hay a dog!" —J. W. Kerr pla. Ket M. Me big tnjun; heap o° scalp; w J, Stephen 4.. David Dadiey, teary loveth the cheerful giver."—C, W", Field, and the “To be thas is nothing: “By WH, Rohert Chet, give axa cchaw. "FT. Fretinghn out of Massachasetts polities.”* ~6. F Moar. Tam very much Damo th public." #f, Fanderbit Who's been and gone abd carried off my Navy 1 =, B, Ona young, “Tuose whom the gods I Amen." =G. & orth, Mayor an the greater ts behind.” —6. Cleveland, Please drop we a Lne.""—J, Gould, | only foo! lake light -of me."—T. 4. Batison, ~ What 1s #0 sweet as Downing street *"—J. &. Lowel. Punch, brothers, puach—punch with care.” J. 1, Suttivan, Au H.W, Beecher, “1 second Darwin's motion,”—7. Det, Taimage. “My pickings, ob, my pickings !"—2, Bigtin, “The Duke and I have the same motto."—#7, I, Stocwne. ‘Don't monkey with the buzzsaw."—B. Nye. om acconnt of Elizabet Answers to Conundrums. (he Conundrums relll be Gieen na Puture lasue.) _—Wecause be never goes off until he Because It Is the boas butter, —Because he can't keep a hotel, | 4.—Recanse 0 ad the other eta, | s—Decause they are a busted community. 6.—Hecause It is a thing of round and fury, —Vecause the ts under satling order, §.—Decause the bottem bas fatlea out. 0.—Decause It’s the place where the wool ought to grow—but doesn’ 10.—Because abe travels on her shape. 11,—Because they wouldn't let upon bit. 12-—Becaase it ts cropped 13.—Because ahe's a dais Hecanse he doe loaded. sells do up bis back hatr, [Anybody sending correct questions to the above answers will be entitied to a prize package—if be can persuade the car fend to give bim one.) Miss SaLtin Witsox, a Now Jersey reached the age of 102 years, and is not yet ready to marry. Really these New Jersey girls are atrifle slow arriving at conclusions. Miss Wilson will think the matter over a while yet before announcing her final decision. maiden, has Wr learn from a Florida paper that the snake erop of the State promises to be a * rattling” one next year. Wonderfal knowing chaps—those Florida editors. Dorsey's ditty: “I want to be whitewashed—and with the whitewashed stand,’ comicbooks.com