Judge — December 16, 1882 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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“THE PLUNGER” Lion by his ear, » Briton’s ducats dear, — 0 paling with ca Because hie cute Astley bank account to blee Who wonders gre Jrives to races four-in-hand “Ing nibs" the #hekels land, — The Lounzert At last, when r HL" at Peter's door A CHURCH SOCIABLE aired my friend Good. me on the street early on Somewher'nother, ) the boys TIL know bette I've banted | fow hear a little music, drink a litt aiet hand of pol d something to do.” dear friend, do not haunts of vice. ulde you where you will fad enjoy and rational kind, with no bit- ent , remorse or bilioust 1 will take you to ach pu were about to seek. + Don't last very lo} $ break ap and sevk our respective ood angel led me to the dark and gl Shinley's church, where ne specimen of the genus seston nanded twenty-five cents admission to th pure and rational enjoyment pay for both?” in with a sweet smile on his smelling of damp y. eying stov and other spicy odors, with two long rows of hee side, and a little platform or dais My first iinpres a mistake and st those two long rows of 6 glaring at each other across th Noor, did not quite Bll my conception of the word her noun or adjective; but 1 remembered ded that it was all right. y Would-be savior wh was that Goodenough had 10 a funeral, for surely people, stoically I turned to ask was going to co glimpse of his coat the library, or vestr or inner temple, or som #01 found an unoccupied seat, and an mounted the platform and commenced a rambling address of a cadaveronsly h tbe expected from th editor, and wind by introducing Miss Sarah Tucker, whom he described as **a promising youn “ = = —— ZZ EE: a A DREADFUL PUNISHMENT FOR DRUN Miss Tul that peculiar trombon bass voice which is only heant from the f . shriekeL ina hi 1 those touching lines obacco-no-it-!s-a-tilt s of elocutionists weedl-I'l-never-put-it-in The pre ted doll attitude, and told us how with a comma in his voice and a mixture of relief aud ath the snow,” together with the in detail? of his untin arose and announced ‘refresh: When « any ty settlest him av executed a sort of jack-knife Visions of someth arose in my mind, for the pl This pert and, fn response to ryin | time, feeble lapping of | cream and col, weak lemonade were handed a tion—whieh pre resting-place th I know it was very wrong of about that time a pictui but somehow just f upon my mental nd with some old bones in an When this intliet ner to touch 4 1 bearing the inscription a picture I had noticed on my way to the and it bad hung an ¢ lishment, a glimpse of whose bright and cozy in- terior I had caught as 1 pass T quietly arose and walked tow: owed precincts of Dr. Skin! cellar, L observed the form of my fr ering, from the mysterious seclusion of the shek- inah, or hat room, or wash-rod with a demure ¢ outer wall of a cing waves in our fairy The soprano, her si in one key, and accompaniment ed by an energetic m of four-le; | The youthfat instrumen | which r s of fourteen, on a sort 1, of whatever It was, ced maiden on his arm, and, as I turned my erring steps in the direction of th pretty pictare, I reflected that after all, af T were o find much pure and rational a style of playin it of a lame carshors each separate and distinet opinions on the subject of olenoagh, [also m Amusement at a church soc {| First the sop © would get a conpte nid then the cont wl, coming on with a rush, would pass | ccompanist got ahead of her sister, | on a spurt, » little scheme to the ¢ could £0 out faneral of a prominent man; and so his name was always mentioned in the papers. were people who would not have been missed at his faneral for anything, TuckLow Wer employed o last times when petitor; but th the very start, yarda ahead of the sopran end. finishing a doz: Johnson, with the contralto all bec After this exciting contest: was over, hoy with a cold in his bead, Pur vatens, of course, rat deal of piece-work, comicbooks.com