Judge — December 16, 1882 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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AN EPISODE. A Mates fair live The gutter is muddy, the steps are Ob, where is th man, stylish a: That maide who used to keep? Hath he sailed o and fickle prov Or hath he been shook by his own belov'd ? over the way, "s com Ah! a sadder fate ‘twas his to meet— The gutter is mudiy, the steps a The old man booted him out ia the street, And laid in the gutter to sleep: The And the young man bayeth arnicay steep. CONUNDRUMS. ex are girls boisterous? 1 are peanuts born twins t Whoever played frogs’ croquet ? Was is a carpenter a plane d the sorrow Do English lions always take unique horns? Way not call the surres: te? Way are bananas employed ia the skin game? Wity does green grass love white pantaloons * Way wouldn't hock be good for a lame horse ? Way does Jack Logan wear Sitting Ball hair? Is the horse pistol the father of the Colt revolver? Wary is a boot never good until it is a Why ail beet? » moths eat holes when they could eat wool t Snecep the clon of an old family be a ciontitic man? Do politicians who go campaigning keep stump-tail Dors a man with a hare lip always have hair on bis tooth? Dip you ever are one of those little German band. Way is spouting? that some school t whale for not Way do. som hottle fy! young men like to see the green Is it irreverence to speak of Charles A. Dana as the len Cove Way lo we have so much Irish stew and so little | Irish fre Merreons mast be the brickbats that ( n not chestnut t they are young? Witt the Germans ever stop and adopt forks? angels throw fel on vermifuge when | eating with their kn Way does a le fF remind you of Tag Wilson with toit: EVER saw y violins « It anybouly ever did, Is the broth at some of our hotels so bad because there are too many cooks? Od Tomkins reas much a loter af sport that he weould get up in he night to nee @ uF RGR THE JUDGE. LADIES CABIN. ‘ Ioentuemen WILL | PLEASE NOT SIT DOWN UNTIL THE LADIES ARE SEATED THE ABOVE SIGN APPEARS IN A JERSEY Way does a px | surface when h iti wants to Wuat alderman said tha cause she was fond of t Way ta it than to let the any the bh worse to let rn into the hogs Witt Montgomery Schuyler ev cushion carom as CI Writ. Governor Charles F | politics from the country Way didn’t Heaven create an eel so that he could | skin himself t er, of Ohio, ever wean tore style? Why is a cherry call | never called a cherry art, and an ox is oyster is? Breacse Stewart L terian, does he believe that what will not be is to bet ais a stern Presby- water, while a red man hot water? Some of ¢ spruce Witt. Amo: John Le. va ant of at hefore J. Cammings ever be knocked out by |. #0 that he can't white up a witty ac- he champion has a chance to ¢laim atesmon 16 and very HAS OUR ARTIST INTERPRETED IT RIGHTLY ? Way children ery for them? are onions so. sentimental that even the And why are there no onion peels of laughter? Way ts it that when some men go home very late Hipex, the baby suddenly wakes and throws ina httle tw itself? stockings is it not true that ol nick of time? swith very loud clockings on the nice th bs them in Nick g A May's stocki e stocks, Down in Wall strevt itis said that am who has plenty of socks often gets all the sockings Isa A MAS to whom a patent is given man to whom a religions miss A nan to whom a scrant is 4 man to whom a yank is sriven a Yanke niga gr Turee is cor withstanding that many people r erable zoos a, not- rd all Russians parts of be blac! al ia som ly dull should you Meet en in respects, nd cold rd the pof Tartar? ate, and stand the frost coarse, and stand nor frost. ab beauties ary But, traveler, best Rus ala crea Beans Peas, ad sweetbre modern tin with I Yet, jen times, they must have been eaten with corn-beef, for does not Shakespeare say, has! And did not Patrick Henry say that the Virginians clamorel for peas when there were But that is not theeonundram. Why are peas wrinkled when they are young; and men are wrinkled only when they are old Ir is still the fashion in good soci after departing newly-married conple most prolitic of grains to throw rice Rico Is and the throwing of it means that there should be twins, triplets, and all that sort of thing. OM shoes, also, are thrown after them. Thi however, has The idea ts that all the shoes sh il that long after F see the shoe fly comicbooks.com