Judge — December 16, 1882 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. ([DGMERTS a OQ Pies ING amt a WW Les] | 55 Towa hungry? If heartier din counting mor y make J we know of uo ¢ Disaxcken, have you tu alf politics and half Pratt, the acco for lif up again? Are Do you still look Ui ly the way, are you settle rnsic you heli uel by we think you did, politically. Stil. t deal of criticism for your fe that Gui- pur cor n with the ¢ cially, com: and perhaps you have und style. Mr. Eowa dent Arthur, who hus been looking RREFONT. itis a won that Presi- after style of the not send. yo ploky-winky sort did. You are still more tootsey-w ore of gentler and have some been silly, you athery that itis a won der that Arthur, who fixed himself socially with As- tor, did not make you one of the safety-pins of Amer- snob ican diplomacy abrow! Mn. Tiowas L. James, you were neral of the United Stat 4. It would have been sod etmaster- for your reputation if you had never ceased to be Pos master of New York in order to take the position where you would have th fit of shining in Washington society. Garfield’ death caused your political downfall as well as your political salvation. You were cut off from your ambition to ride down nsylvania avenue, and be pointed at weral James. For you are not an ill-looking uch oliler than your portrait boyish you have an air of ustached tremulou look of the picture th fare are always und 1 popular nd an, although pu are and inst lookin whi firm, grenadier-likt of fawn-like, ag yon a what you public applause a ni it would have be and be bad a great deal of sus nee about him. While ing for fanciful pletures in the sky, you and your broth not officers would, with your Turveydrop, Pecksnitfian styles, have ' tock of the world, We journalists know you, aud see through your thin, pretentious guise of a You pers not greatly unlike Bob Acres, but you do 0 well as Jefferson does. scare way indecision. Such men ed. for you live upon that is, a seeking after petty | ayer praise. Gartield’s asl- nade buttered promises, but practically Garfield w primer-book been look tration na great fa Lo ye would bavi laughing, sonally ai not play the part Swim, Eux, Je, you a you are in many respects age ex-mayor of New York city. fair ideas; and althou: re | occasionally been ow as an education in th ather business in the Swamp could make y buoy up pretty well in most things, id cure Cox. nota bad man In fact ly superior to the aver You have some pretty h yor headed and bi as na 1, you Smith, we jar dyspepsia, and make you us chunky Inno m ectaal fac an senge do we spe but we want you to grow ht take a hot n with pons, colder, until itis very k of your bath, with plenty ings of tepid water, cooler an cold. Rub yourself till you barn. If you are a drink ing. ar nighteap of You will sisy, But it is rink all, Tur Jepan knows th morning as soon as you r adi or some oth the juice of two « make you a little bilious in a week. ood water containing sulphate of m: liver troubles finitesimal doses by ake a wineglass of Hui Tue Jepor likes Kfast, but it will But take any Mf your 1 to prescribe Xperience. water. nesia, mir physic Bat yours is not the nut romica, bilious physique it one of St Take the very light cof- feo and pilot bread, or ti of Rossetti, t breakfast 1 viehy wards y gt) Now is yo Ume for a late ligt break fast: A meat-soup, plenty of stale Fre a bit of sh, with a pleaty of fin 1 potato smoking from the j the ten est of cooked—not beef, with plenty of br If you feel thirsty two he after, take a drink of el juice, or vicby and kalisay You will be so well that a team of oxen could not pr vent you from taking any kind of a dinner you want. Don't d wine. A better, if not too Smith, we can't atford to lose you, for honest leather men are becoming | and the compel with @ ch bread; toss nk too much sour sweeter wine is heavy. searce, Jews will soon be christians to wear ork rinds, Sous T. walk up ERNOR you Horrwas, i OLE wlwa hour of tl You are BETCHER LIFE, every CIALLY becoming quit awe should ju two hundred and tea pounds that yon weigh about You are a man of ugh shape, but you are getting to be very solid ‘ew York, not the Dutch build. Owing to the sandiness of the Jersey soil, the water redients which make bi descend: limestone regions of New York 4 in Kentucky or in the . asa rule, thin, and they very early in life, You, Governor, be. ew York Duteh, who are big-boned as 4, aad who, if they have any sort of good living, be- ¢ filles out ta Governor, one would hardly think that you pout fifty-three or fifty-four years ol. Yet as always as slick and plaster as that of n who uses some sort of moist Jelly, do It is as stick as It always did make you look t 1 we must say a little those in stout n the Dutel in Limestone makes big. bor North, Jen Dw wrinkl long to the d en such 4s one sees among th y Dutebmen nd solid, and asurably slow i your an unused wig, ven; for you do not eri 1 politicia and let it grow scant on top like most of OF Let it se some peculiar comb it in the bully-boy way crop | youngish business me characteristic sty acquire, It is rather nice, countrited, unremarkable black hair. good-sized mustac! black as it once It is now a nice dark-brown You walk solidly. There is no ostentation in your inanner of walk:n: reat monstration and se tion, as if you you asan ex-Governor, ble dignity, and who have nothing to be said or. The boys never liked you; bat they always had great respect for you. That is, your dignity was almost overbearing, and you had great deal of self e when th were so few men in Tammany to respect, that it was a relief for the dyed-up boys to look up to some one whom they could not call *“Johnoy.” You are John, with all the broad and unsentimental dignity which may to the name, You are not always on the lookout for your old acquaintances. You seem to be absorbed, probably in business, or in a contemplation of your ‘own majesty, for you are not a great enough man to be cogitating about abstract ideas or great problems of poli tics or life. When General Duryea rather obsequiously, the other « ate on Broadway, you politicians but still there is somezhi denotes d knew th: of consiv are to be looked upon inst your ho egard. There was OF COLD MORNINGS WHEN THF WOMAN, 1 JUST LOVE TO MAKE. FIRES KINDLINS WEE! ESPE, | hardly noticed him, but after you had gone by yo alittle return sa al over your Ii i's heavy horse-shoe mustache, and you again beea mn asa pall, | F cane ate to the air, as ustiess pa avy face why Iv you call your father tn Il your mother the you Tue rl sion of the Christmas season: Min pie ty. a number Ibis easy enough a How tot and tell then Get a number (any number) er you know Very lingers to rt hand": Giving an acqn nee two f so exceedingly bad a tly forget AS uptowner is posse memory that he is con nig hinnsel How tom the Brooklyn b adollar go a long ways Piteh it of A tay of low extr: sawriter | al, We can’t say exactly about hink nobody will deny mp than to be | in an agricultural the profit of the th that 18 far pl | by it. ised Sometutye that won't work (if he ean help it): The colored brother. \ blind Lyapixe article n's dog. Ir requires a | into the middle unusually expert clairvoyant to see if next week. 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