Judge — December 16, 1882 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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The shingle’s v That warned to tell the trath; e wetlings 10 th The fights The broken toys of nang! These The orchanis we have The st Farmer on one side the fence The bullde e first cigar indal Tl The first time we were sick 1 Our Rei ent patter Ti nteresl, 1 fruit so sweet in the street; et in yearning then to ery t sea— e things shall bever die pluckings" when at ¢ the first drunk, The memory of the money On wai or Of cating too The bil These things shall never di we have sunk; ar sai first rejection, uch pie as pills, and bonnet bills— Pianos, cornets, hi Viayed by the th The boy who eats green ap) And does not eall fe kings of railroa ve for good old rye, that think ‘tis wrong to deink we things shall n athoys 11 next door, Anil th Th ver d The joyous dry-gouls drummer, who insures, think the ak that endures: The me The The boys in travelers’ bev The px Motel-clerks sleek with massive cheek These thin re actors, ¢ shall never «du Our Country Cousin in Town. RY PCEKER WEDD, e old kady that it would bea e genth andl she quit Last spring [ told tl if we had ¢ an boarder some tit grewl with me, It month of his pay would amount to a e city during July a a teller inal ie with plenty of milk, « one around durin sum: little. So there eam young gentleman who t country plice featt 4, nuts, chickens, in fact all the luxuries 0 world, and bis pay was five The e atl k 1 applied for Mh up from wanted aqa pllare a wee ¢ after breakfast he called me one si the elty he always had I told him that "I not firet morni Sahl that i for breakfast. country laxaries sald that’ be country thin wirter-honse ste hs fa city restaurant live well, and to hay extra when | We saul, “Oh?” and he went to the cellar and took a quart of milk from the can. He would stay bis month ont, al- ntly hinte ter When bh » twenty ni therm sare xpected than his re left he nl, wit though we frequ th dollars for f 1 bisgh disdain, he was bi his company. ln ar weeks" be casm Ml that if 1 ever New York [would find out what poor, ignot ne to we countrymen are. So, here Lam in New York: Boule, the bank-teller, who boanled with me, who took everything he coukl lay his fond so much fault, pays $8a week near Twenty-third street. His I Miller. She comes from our cot woukl call on hh I discovered that Mr, uls on. and why boarding. wllady"s name ts Mrs, mty, and E thought 1 ered me at -fashioned talk. ingging school, and we had a good She said that several of ber boar es and gentlemen married and single, who went into the country in mer, always praised her Lebind her back, but always: alused her when they of the fine, 1axu am returned, because they boasted | sweet water THE JUDGE. try nm hash in the morni Instead of porter-house steak, she gave th Infact, ati a porter- could not supply it at truth is that in there New York board fs jast so much food of a much money. If youdo not like it ver house st house, 3 th ing-hou: certain qual- ity for jus o leave, Tafterwards saw my y bank, and told him that I ate pup or aweetbrvads and mush He replied Upon in- friend, the teller of th never had a porter house roons in his eight-dollar boanling house, that he usually ate at a tne restaurant. I found that a breakfast of a porter-house k, fried potatoes and coftee, would cost him abor enta, cost of nore than he pakl quit} ate eighty-tive In a week the such a breakfast would be about a dollar me for a week’s board, T then asi xi him where all the horses were that he the city, when he was borrowing my horse for rode oat to Hi, that t days half the price of ls week's he added that he and soft-shell crabs ten-mile drive 1h Bridge on the thir week would amount to $2.10, not Tfoand at seven watesl road, * round trip cents, which the quite nl at my house. always bought a hunch of clams snd feed the w Lealenlate I cost him about a dollar a week Time for country board, and instead of f¢ at table othe aml never said, “thank ter, that this wou than he p ing th lo all his n One night wh said it wasn't fit t ream in the country Ww Iw ff says that al tik and plenty of teller friend ean never at our ho ni we had jee throw to th Mra. Mil nonce in . b and that my you I notice, to Lhe could 3 pure eam and in the coun- ht at our house . bal as he the was. The following is a dinner which he in the and with whieh ti fault: Lamb pot-pie (the damplin like an] the potatoes were Meauty of Hebron), wrinkle Geis) with plenty of juice and as lary I nasturtiuia pickles in our own vinexar e bread, Holstein butter, custant pie, ras L tive glasses of milk. He eal and wanted to kno: where the hluefish was (sixty-five miles from the sea), The f pat Mrs, Miller says that he will find fantt with, b this even. Roast beef, r (i aud they alt art dig ake wi fu country nd som) wren peas (Litth young beets walnuts, pure young orn, which was not yet ripe, hou and pi at them, are c 1), stewed can matoes (cheap cans), atew 8 till spri and from vinexur and acids, ul (alum made), twenty-cent fal of pudding. regarine fe hall one chairs pudding” (a Lablespe with nd “cottage The cotta to mateh the c elier's room is aml o« AAC our hon: big room, with a de vking out npon lake and mountains; bat he nap 1 that wh would show me how Ch 1 tied that these lank: bookkeepers who go into th n farn lara a week, m of the worat Kind. toy id ht as well li nT came to New York hi lera, salesinen, ry on si a their lying aboot They se a8 the tramp. and foraze at five di F city Inxuries, tions, ers, abusinse natur nw hl fr are fram noat as cri wl han Fables. BY JOMY DLACKMAIDGR. THE LION'S SILARE. Oser upon a time the Animals went out to hunt. The party consisted of the Lion, the pachydermatous Elephant, the light-footed Rhinoceros, the oat-loving Horse, the gay and witty Ass, and the ery, untamed Kangaroo, All were equipped in velveteen suits of the most sporty pattern, and carried brvech-loading shot- suns of th lity, warranted to ill, Bank Presidents on sight. On the day they aot out the lead- + votes! in combination to us living that they had in the coun. 4 decline risks on all live stock except cockroaches. He said that he usually | mal | hunted till dark without success, a halt was and the Lion proposed to purchase from a neighboring farmer the carcass of a cow that had just died from shock after incautiously reading the prospectus of an oleomargarine faet To this t Animals assented, but when the Lion went about among them, with his hat in hand, for contributions to pay armer, stating that since he was about to assume, ory ths of the spoil, he would undergo the | labor of collecting the funds, and would head the sab- scription with one-sixteenth of the the Animals responded, using the A man you monupoliza the spoil, you may en- joy the monopoly of paying for it wholly fro own pocket.” They then die the L ne with the spoil, which vigorously kept on spoilin; purchase money, as thetr 5 Sine n your si leaving. Don't buy Lake Shor emissaries prope Mowat When the Boss or © to you to do » home as pidly as possible and get under ce THE PROVIDENT PATHE A cee called died w being, AIN man, being Indisp a commultation of ui called his three Tam a vietin Physicians, Bat ons tO his be hout delay. pire he My chi executioner and gail n, Science, and sinee my ane lezally licensed, F cannot bequeath te you any eau action a eblest, [leave ances; to you, Reuben, st them, But to you all next eblest 3 of the young John, being the pu all my Rank stock and property; and to you, Thomas, bein the heel Farms or Bank Stock was flying the Country.” mal this Farm, with leans the her ev val ne amartest—so much the smartest Leave fa that you don't Hy well-worn copy ok Agen he e worthy man amd the you ius, whic | passed over tot rity Wael a ttl pling, he font Tapa His to the wishes of the yott creatly dissatistiod, a ermine to cont the J will, when, between its leaves a pamphle to Draw-Voker.” Tumblt decedent, he cultivated the s¢ that extent that before hen was his heal driver, and John looked after the plowing aud Guide brothers t the Dairy Morat.—Giv sure to keep Strai another man Four of a kin Flush for yourself THE natime the Wl made a large fortune Matters pro Over 0 rable Party who ever being surprise at y thing, sed during a long period and Lot rin of speculat- akers, who had laid seven to four t nvcable The case b they invested suilicient capital to procu as Alderman, and 1 the affair that he apt et for funds his the V1 ace Then y hired a man to borrow tive dollars of him, and to rt it next week without making this the basis of « at alth lel to work, at they cam #0 serious the his nominat as never pacl loan of ten more: are thing, it f The ant of don Wl his own wife was suborned to stnile si e had come home drunk fr over night, and help him t hrochette, without This ber were now disposed to. cor wold thes counted upon this asa nd settlinssalay drew neat, tic treachery was th nth Mocha coffee ant sking « fruitless, the book- promise; but one of th how, before we throw the sponge.” . P. into a car on the el rail . and located ty girl in front of him, obliged to. stand up for want of seat room. The V. P. offered her his seat, ani as she accepted it with a smile and curtay, she sav, “Thank you, sir.” in clearly andible tones. ‘Th collapsed the V. P., and he remained uneonsci ing, several hours, or while the train was mak time from Fourteenth to Thirty-fourth street. Since that memorable date, the Venerable Party has retired from bn: Monat.—It is useless to try to sell a Play to the Mad- Square Theat Virtue goes all to piece | daring four Acts, and comes out Boss in the fifth. wn livers ¢ m fora sealskiz sacque. nee, a So he enticel t il durin; ness, iso unle comicbooks.com