Judge — December 9, 1882 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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— MORE THAN HE BARGAINED FOR, e. Jay Hewnene t into trouble is mon le runni 'y machi | His volunteer corps | Pronounced him a bore And refused to come up with the tin But in his trouble Mr. Jay Hubbell vied as | For, th lly involved, | Mr. Jay was resolved | To pay each and every score. Alas! Mr. Hubbell Got Por after election day He woke on the ‘morrow, | And found to tis sorrow, That there was the devil to pi eeper in trouble, OUR POPULAR FARUES. REPORTED BY © ED." | | OUR BEGGARS. | CHARACTE | Ma. Coxworoutas, Brooat Tor Work, { Be WITH PENCILS, wit a Sone | Panatyzen, Currie, dJuvesine “Sonpren’s Wip Seexe Place and Fourteruth Street, Time—Atont four P.M. Ent B. with pencils ever ily. A namb Only five bite to eat for six weeks. Ls apiece, rubber top—and to death. Dear, kind sir, take a poucil. =I don't need a pencil. Take one for chanty’s’ sake, Bi with V Ob, them bread you would buy a pepeil. Two for ning | cents, and the children a-huddiing up iv an old blanket Mr. 0 (eoidently moved). —Well, T don’t need a pe cil, but here is a dime 1. with P.— Thanks, sir. May the prayers of ong whom you have helped out of @ sore strait give you luck. [Heit Brooan wrrit Pencn. Eater Beooan tocosts Mx. CosMOPOLITAS, } B. Out of Work. —Excasb me, sir, but— Mr. C—Wellt B. Out of Work.—It is not used am 1 to accos oct or Won. atranger for relief, but if ever you chance by Fate to at, you will appre- Hl We wore locked out; candidly, sity we got the worst of it. | | be placed where I am at this ins ciate my predicament. 1am a piano-maker, sir, a in an evil moment 1 was indaced.to join a strike. | And here L am witboat a peutiy, wad my poor mothe | © Geeeps) has not tasted “noa@shment in any form since day before yesterdag, Obs Bir, if 1 could only | get workt—and- could i(fobly had a quarter. Mr, C—Moy? 1B. Out of Work.—A friend of mine, a man I knew in has given me a letter to a friend of his in Stamford, Conn., which will secare me a position. The | better fare there is ninety cents; [have bat sixty-five Twenty-five centa is all Ereqaire to make up the de- ficiency. Lean easily walk to the Geand Central Depot although it {3 fally two miles away Enter Beggar Witha § Help, kind Work. B. With a Sore. ye.) if, help! | | Mr, €.—What for? | BWith a Sore (pulling down his coat). —Look at | my neck, dear, good gentlemen, [Exhibits a sore upon his neck. male artistically with croton oil.) Only penny, only a penny to help a poor man with a ¢: Only penny, and may the love of God protect you. Mx. Comorotiras ,—Wou't you buy a pencil, sir? The tinest ne withont a Two for nine cents—and me ir, if you hat tive chiklren awaiting your retamn to bring THE JUDGE. Ur + Begyar P. since his birth appearing alacrity. B. Crippled. Mr. C.—No. |B Crippled. Mr. C-No. B. Cripple. Seyen Oak Exeus ter what Mr. 4 joa 2, dures praye (Eat Brac Soldier's Wid six I Lildtre have footsore have I My babes must you. Or. dollar. night, si me and my (Bet Sou Eater all of the B Cripp RM Iny my trotter? only the wife yacht while, Soli work now B. With Pene morrow. Got B. With a So Got to collect for his country’s but, alus! the tiem Soldier's Wi B. Crippled.—Sorry ler must hi promenades farther. Tal Take pity upon a poor man paraly Take pity upon a poor man paralyzed Forks out a nickel Keygar paralyze) © pity Ecit Begyar i 1 poor man paralyzed d Take pity — yar Paraly [ilr. C. stops ind depasitapidine in the venerable heat: veering heli! out by Beggar Paralyzed. A policeman Lexits with remarkable Crippled Beggar who is evidently braces Mr. C one of the worsest,” for he right aray.) Were you in the army, sir? Not Then | must be mistaken. J} at 1 took you for Cob A dine wall do, sit, Linus take so | thing home or F wall et beat, lor. bee Wine reith courtesy Belt Me. C. | eat this crutch? Lrecetved »the.minie by me, Twill leav Bat won't you accept half strug for which been, thrown out 10 trying to ve, —May will you be 1s, forbids me the old d ‘Army Corps Pardon me, 1 Kewiliker, who so bravely led us at Vicksbang. If could only see the Colonel 1 would give work Mr. —Why t B, Crippled.—Me was ny old commander, and did he know the depths to which Thave fallen through b ness misfortunes, that where to lay any head or where to zet_a meal are problems to me would out with big;purse right away, Did [not save lus life at There it was where WV which crip fe you, for my pride, no mat- cept half a dollar sir, L will not. But ifit isa Mr. ¢. Uinstily). = Wis a loan, certainly B. Crippled. —Then Twill take it (wockets the half follar). Ye assured, sir, i will be repaid [Ect Broa Cerrrt Enter Bestia JUVENILE. } B. durenile—Mister! Mister! Me, C—Well, sia B. Jurenite—Vlease ts Me fader’s drunk au’ ¢ s dead an’ me Urudder's in der hospital with a broken leg a caused by being cut off in 4 machine shop. Mr, Where do you live? B, Jucenite.—Wid me aunt, sir, She's paralyzed. Mr. C—Really, inthe girl bat T have not tive cents ©. gives her adie.) Thank you man. May der ve yer Heave Enter Sou. W's Wipow.) Sir, 1 must apologize to you fe Let my pitiable tale be im 1 suldier’s widow, My I m. He left a jed bard to support ther 1 work t work. 1 cannote 1. Therefore 1 ask charity of cery much move, presents her ith half a | of William TH. sews Get row ry “l you. 2B red in Ube peayers of | 1 Mr CT ea | Hello, pads, how's the'lay# —P Got are jer's Widow, —Just wh ot to thx up for I ils.-1 must By the way, cul, Want to: 2:19, Wotlktn't sell, ir of solitaires i bot Fee just bought a © little recreation oneo.tw the | joasta thilt she * lives Tsay. I guess Tl stop down Wall street't bout a thons I want to staki 1 n't be at work to-morrow, failed and 1 | nt. Weary and | | about polities and the war for private dist B. Ont of Work—VIN stick on. Wa gilliea for enough to go to Eur say, culli |e | Chorus Well? B. Out of Work—Tea dollars all around ake our Annnal Christmas 3 upon the beat. Haven't sents to the Chorus —Sare enongh, (The money «s collected, and Leyyars disperse.) (Corrary.} CONUNDRUMS. | Does timturzer really have limbs t | Wnes is a policeman an invisible blue? a watch-y6 Is a locket eve ay-call-it Dovs 4 Drooze always take the palm? Does the Republican party really need a truss? s-player ever go to ths pawn-shop ? Wires a policeman swears Is he talking the Writ Senator Jack Logan ever get erushed bs bald-headed ever dizzy-pated Isa 1 who see the ting ben when disturbed b her nest to be 4 sensitive? Wortw € have received the puck of st of Uh ing-ap Tuinn to the trite of Caspidoras ? any braves Wi ts Stewart L. Woodti chinning, like vrd, with his eternal ebin bore constrictor? Do those wholesale establishments which prohibit their salesmen from going out to drink spirituons liquors with their customers prevent them from imbil | ing » mineral water—Just a little , sir? Dogs Hamilto a tall, £ a political friend of Senator Cu the surface as a political suce svem a Fish nti to he ata hes ant a And wall ye ton, why pking man with « brown must lis 2 So far does it not to if his connection with the him no xreat political good! stalwarts I Ake not Deans good! Are not harieot beans ds cious with matt Are not beans baked a royal ton dish with brown bread? Are not lima beans, fresh or dried, he very qaintessence of buttery delicacy? Then, we ask, why in the name of Heaven is the mich fuss because we drink liquor of tine roasted Incteail of strony, utwholes * Way ts it that Willian I out by Phurlow Weel, characte tet Seward, who was bronght withstand s that he was sometines an was frequently regarded as eat anan and a writer as sinooth as Sir William ple, while his family now living are rather weak oF to pat it more plainly are so fine nel delicate in th social scale that they have never done anything be yond a good business? If they are ten and lawyers why do they not sometin the'mere namby-pamby, take off thir sweet sloves, und do something that will show that th strong busin kid Even old fe, published and bound letters ibntion. To Auzust Belmont wri be they were ridiculous and the ide ish, 1 old Retmont showel that he could do some- Werxipiight the journalistic Riel Joke! a’joke! my kingdom for a jok fler perusing, {86 following in the fanny column of a New York daily: “Mrs, McFadden no longer speaks to Mrs. MeMudd ‘The latter resides on a common street, but the former the dully-yar.?* exclaim: "A Vomit maxim: Let not yor espectally if you have a flash hearts he troubled il, Tur goldéd stare is not an uncommon thing on a Fifth avenue’ prome accent de. Bat it doesn’t climb worth Saat comicbooks.com