Judge — November 25, 1882 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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“DiaLocues on Drink” is the nam pamphlet recently issued; but it doesn’t cor tain the old familiar dialogue: “ What'll you take?” “Oh, as usual—gin and sugar.” XTRAORDINARY police intelligence: It is reported on the West Side that they are actually taking up the streets. Some cooks are called artists for the excel- lent order in which they draw poultry. A VERITABLE turncoat: The wearer of a reversable ulster. Ir is incorrect to say Ben Butler's head is turned. Benjamin turned altogethe Mvitem in parvo: David Davis in hose and knee-breeches, A CHILLING grip: Poverty’s. Tue most popular of all the English M.P.'s: Mince pie. Apvice (;ratis) to people who fall in love Fall out. THE tions: most distressing of all hi The moldy pun, main attics OONS aire trumps—in Massachusetts, State fancies it has suspicio THe Bay somethin; swallowe VAT writes his nastiness in a round hand. rchange. Which may account, possibly his writings being so much a-round. “Wao agree ?” shall decide when doctors d Wedon't know who should, do know that the coroner usually does, M extraordinary: A young man who was supposed to he uncommonly soft, has been found running i his tailor as hard as possible, bat we TAMORPHOSIS AMERICA’S notion of copy-right to copy. The right WastTep party: (and badly) by the Leaders who can lead. ARruUR’s Republican PRESIDENT inisehief, wat deal: A deal of WHIFFS WITH CORRESPONDENTS. JL Mate a Manny wn A Bea ANP hut not perfect, “Pick i again, Ose aM MAx.— Declined wer, Try pext. 3.1 MeC.—Sorry, but you do last effusions, Not up fo ou maximum, Tue Jepor fears that you are dl anced this week, seated 0 W. E.—" The Lay of the Last F1 Alam the otber MSS. 3.1. Hannts.—" Once mire unto the breach ” probable you will be successful. nid out—for return, and it ts ARTHUR CAREY.—Not this week, goon, but not worked properly up. some otber week, Idea Dioceses Teee.— Diogenes, you will have to pick up your tb and seek another market for your ware H.P.—As a bair-pin you might achieve success, but as a punster. candor constrains us to may that you are a very dis mal failure. fa} i } original articles, we shail be indeed obi THE JUDGE. T. W, BOYLAN.—" Love and Lager” though Tux Jepor, be will own, freq) for © Lager. aL Love tly has a Veniras table Ass Hi If you had signed sour commanic: Mt come nearer hitting the jon Ver ark—whtch ven preserve. tan. farther ly One Less "Is not s0 ba Bat the ago. Seek kome new vein, Awatern! contrib very whle berth, ge ‘Tar Jenn nigh ts okt—exhausted | give for extend yectat” EN? He gives the ALEXANDER CobeS—Ve etches are not equal tw the standant set by THe dep contributions, ete., may cause a reversal of the te ApAM CLARK.—Tuckle Ti Jopar again, The change thie Jong the line ot quite up to t ful, THE SCDUR repels. the Tue Mennew Sueitenie for invitation, If pias Conmarren wesihte THe Jem w try. We one of his fe of enough to se nc New JeKSRY Han 1 a superior 4 or IX fe Your prosne paper. an bears a striking resembl nce of five poetry. Ac ston more In sour line WD. L-—The lines ¥« Hove a tm ane by Lent Byro Lake.” T or the ~ Last of the Mot the * Dictionary of Poetica inp sit to tea dela a snare i siemple: At 1s ttle hasy bee b shining t The Lady of the Ancient Mariner f which, Conentt 4. MeD.=We hay to anything of tte & ani consider I h wha unto Oke Person Whose nan caDHet retD You had ne As near like It as may le and keep it at 40 future following letter, the of which, from motives of kiminess to the lunat a ame the poor wo write another hon pelress atsp a case of any siinilar acchlen We bave received t suppres Eprron of Tae sepa Would sou like the privilege of pubdisting bal io closed copy? No paper has the privilege. Prt pectfully, —— Would we like the + Yes bl. The priv viege of braining the aul The r Once int lor of said bal ald fairly vibrat son we wri above ts wile Tur Jepor wr minent critics have declared to te unequaled jor gener r sent ns by onr correspondent eye Mere isa pen verse, The subject 1s Anti tle ts Jobnay apa Mis 1 follows pravity, for galvanized gall rs the banana, The 0 cute and brigt ‘1, and played the © Auu-Mo,” hed to anrely tute AuthMo hat Juhuny feeved. would Kisa hls toe Voere is poetry! There (8 only the anthor forgot to sead amap with it. Tae Jepae confesses that be cal And make out what the verse 1 it ts the best, most intelligible verse of the ballad. Will The Jepax forwant ten dollars for the hallal? Will ber Cubest tatingly be will. Hot it will bea tensiollar Mil with the ( ee Castoria. Life is restless and days are necting Children bloom but they dle in teething: Xatuple take from Queen Victoria— jaren nine all took Caste No sleepless nights from ta ke larks they rise in early 1 crying ning. NYS z= DE MON e this delictous w depae 16° Prout Su, N.Y. y ERADIC TED IN 1 TOS uatle, Send for eiren: $1,000 iets Ehioese! Fe took nes lanta: also The Woril’s Fair, and was pronoun Fit fOF pangenes. strength, and delicacy of odor, oof Ottar of Howes amt Prenich Powers. Printing Press. 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