Judge — November 25, 1882 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. 11 yor the old Harry, not some old gossip will nd just as like as ay that my husband antly, and that Hing him the ‘old Harry ' out of spite. So I don’t intend to give ‘em a chance to talk.” So they named the boy Epaphroditus, and 1 don't get along pl mea unfamiliar with th tempt to mend old IycavTions pec knack, pens, There i am Penn, for whom the Pennsylvanians have long holding up tempt just made finer point on his auc! has resulted in the discovery that he was not) vive you this mornin only a confidence man and a swindler, but | jy arumseller as well, Allof whi to prove that, “where ignorance Parapoxicat as it may appear, Lieutenant reene is ripe enough on most military sub- jects. of fires paid for by the week hoardin should r a demigod t Philadelph to put ent and venerable Penn, “Went, my bos, wh ain goes | the: s: et his hopeful stone sermon, — He A CHINESE coin fully three thousand ye old has recently been dug up in California. “B And yet the O'Briens and Mackeys of that State profess to look down upon John as an interloper and a beasthly heathin! D be the pe ntiment, truly; pe undertook to interf but a who ina ae | quarrel between a man and ‘Tae old and cclebrated firm of Doe & | his wife, had his face slapped reappears once more by the announcement | by the woman, and, later on, that John Doe has just been nominated for the | his jugular t by the Assembly from man, ‘This particula Mi as mounted the golde Fietp has been and | ¢, r, possibly with the ex- about the late | tation of receiving the Charles Fechter. he had his t installment of the re- faults, it is true, but they were neither so many | ward promised him for the nor so flagrant as to justify this terrible ret- | good, though somewhat haz- ardous work, unwisely under- taken at Chic Brever Mrs, gone and writte ti ribution, Ir 1s about nip and tuck between ague and earthquake to see which is capable of sha ing up the citizens of Texas most, At last accounts, the former appeared to have the lead. Mrs, Susaernrerze drop- ped in the other day to see he 1, Mrs. Jones, and the new boy baby also. “Whi: | him?" she are you going to asked, “I have A rors is going the rounds of the pr been written by Daniel Webst st and only one ever produced | Made up my mind yet at Expounder of the Constitation, | Mrs. Jones.“ Why don't pu name him after his fath- fer? Lthink If name, bat I'm not said to hav —the first, by the Gr We shudder to think of it, but if John Smith had been the author of the lines in quest we fear the other members of the Smith family would have been led to exclaim haltapolo- ping to getically, ‘Poor John! like other men, he, the baby‘ Harry,” too, had his weaknesses.” though.” “Why not By “Well, you seo, wh “THe Telephone” is the name of a new | grows up, peop) You can smoke it in one town and | in smell it in another, $a pretty pretty 1 the boy will come and. inquire for ‘Harry,’ ‘Then, you see, Il have to tnd this ts Ue coat itsetf, tdid t what,” or By a mean temperature is meant th to distinguish him from his father. BROOKLYN has an ** Amaryllis Associa- tion.” Amaryllis, if our memory is not at fault, was a fair girl, eloquently discoursed of both by Theoeritus and Virgil, and if Henry Ward Beecher had lived in those bably we have had. still nd faller inf ion, Wi p ine 1 to think that the alleged new Brooklyn organization is only an old one under name, days, furth clin nother a billsticker like a ga ps nothin Why i cause he ds mbler? Be- put placards. “Wuat be you a doin'?” Hed an angry farmer to an urehin, who was up in one of his chestnut trees,‘ Nuttin’,” coolly re- | sponded the urchin, > minister sked Summer: returned feom ied | StPporté if that her frie “How would you like tow sporting man?" asked Miss Bangs of her friend. A y man, eh? Well, 1 should: smile jest the kind I'm after,” replied with the air of one who had be pun, © heat A YOUNG gentleman of goed family in this city recently undertook to le within a week lar old brim. in second-rate rn German, and ull his front teeth knocked makers "is a very | out py the hard words, The Retert C. Lisaid the Swell eee ~ ne, Nod t Seid tic Bs ; "Now wear larger pards, Sir <5 ae eA comicbooks.com