Judge — November 11, 1882 — page 3: what you’re looking at

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if Tur Jeo of the sentence. Sexset Cox, was ever harsh towards you, he remits ps the other night, In your speceh, you made your wittiest point, when Republican argument was, that Howard Carre war, and against General ple should vote for his father fought in his father diet ocutn bec Hennent Srescer, you area philosopher, and once Yet you ai up on sardines wrote about eating will never bra dines, especially in political times, bi To ¢ up, bat they od, but je makes it. So, THE and will let you go back to never braced anybody afer dinner—when Lawyer Jepae fe your nati Mr, 13 sorry f e fog. Manriy 1. Towyseyo, You had you were a local witty had not enough room for your wit in a machi be Republican. You we part in the Interest of the uegro wh You were bound dow taker overwhelmed you. You d ed by the m ears were Whit. Yo What have li n bya machine. id not do well clip you made!" Jony Ketty, then are not such a very black black. from wake, and did one k that ever fell ti But, Jobn, Tue Jeper plaint against you. Yous in your Tammany Hall ht tt of the wisest bi political w boas.” words of Butterworth, of Ohio, were the wi of yours. Don't do it again, J you know you once studied for the Chureb. you have B General Pope from bec Grserat, MeCLELtas to Washing Mt senior” (as the army Loys put ity th General MeClellan, you You no use of our revivil ge Wilkes did that long, lot mies are fresh to you, as the mud was; al we like the word tter than the word more was. were a much- gener ments 1 man. eis Poor But mam. are regard to pol peat, as they were In the days of re let polit | even if you bave to shave off that bellion neral, do n¢ the veteran sporting Editor of the last polities | Herald, says that New York li 1 bh. The wh is disguated with in business, as in pleasure, we Ii -American L-mill kinds | walkin This ¢ untry quick- , tedious bull-dog tights such as the E four-hours’ prize-ring tig! Blood and bn used by seientitic The three-volume We 3; but decisiv not to our like. We novel and the Pa fast people pus to Us. and we like fast amu walkin The objectionabl We mateh were mean-look! us, endurance was that of weeds, which ar in ap. pearance, but not easily avoided. want no more walking-matehes Janes G. BLAtse in, Yoar m You more secrets out of h you itious an As great as your shrewd- n int 1 pump than you tell bim. People y that while you have been in polities you have be- Why not? If you an ¢ the most prominent le eloquent gnetism is ness, ve a ren view, come Fi great enon: adler of the Republi- h to make money. Men in off-hours to becor party, you other kinds of wspaper editors ha' at enow; asiness make money » been known to make hours written | ney in | The fault th | deem yourself THE JUDGE. LISTEN Sie (in fear and trepi Hr Gin Do not tremble, westasy. darling ; Hision is heard, and when f ithiad been struck by nkers have been known t vor deal of political work sters of have in the er banking hou F time sohl wheat, horses, make money, Mr. I Me Davesre You INNY t, ye ond rate f penny Javert, cal party, For that fective You are the « party you have work. Ye methods are those you while they not like But the char; sill Daniel Webster was a large man man Mr. Blaine is a large \d Ned Diek= Big Steve Berdan is a larg abig man. But ther like | Napo William I Alexander U. A. Douglass, Jack. Ge Mahone, Tom Thumb, the poet Pope, Charles Lamb, and the 318 nol Seward, Str ford B, you is that th bulk peen big fc tT J f { political tusiness that you ¢ Your ne 3 your sh wg aases lik ls wit kind settles itelf on your wand a Jers nervously your eyes pe Dok slick, as if you were like a fern Johnny, write times a year, Twa andl your unl even into your dreams. Mr suddenly becou Perey Betwoyt, you are a young man who have ne quite famous. Previous to your elec tion to Congress from the Long Island district you re simply known among th put town a who ind we wealthy young men Ml in sports, and who st Belt “san to Me more | 4 the « wealthy banker, A » sooner did you attain office than 5 emulate that other wea W. W. Astor. ¥. popular than he, becanse you did fool vass for Co You were ot make as big a yourself as he did when he entered into the can- You took up Congress life as a business, Yon went at it as Havemeyer or as Jefferson goes at Bob Acres, You made y useful, and tried to please your constituents, urself In th Oh, Oscar, why don't they light these tunnels properly ? rn ust as Tam here, ant light is reached the young lady 4 ow -catehers) Blaine contest you excited some amon wo bated Mr. Blaine, You were praised as the ttack Mr. Blaine, a giant in debs bate, and he was at a dis 4 took bim up Mr. Blaine ha On the witness stand he w usiasm man who dared t Bat Mr, Blaine was not in ¢ He was a witn Y lawyer sometimes takes up a witness, n Secretary of Sta to be respected An as if he were in a gentleman who bas held h u e court, subject to the examination of a lawyer who set out with a’ liar. So, he rebuked you You reto sh office nthe American Repub was u treated cross “a that He was very to m ‘ould hold bim physically responsible for ‘ou tacitly interpretation of do not resort to Mr, a po sub he was severe, «lina way which see withdrew tha 3 tit rest at that. that sort of thing in politics. rong, le words. Bi It will never do, witty frien should be taken much of it or better. But they would no tu stan yet be destroy your eh ASTRONOMICAL problem: the tail, or vice ve Lost, strayed or stolen: ministration, Does the comet A National Ad- No reward for its return, A DECIDED party ery: Hearing the next room ery all ni; the baby in Tue longest sailor's yarn on record: ' sea-serpent. ‘ood hand at piece work: Bronson How: among the half: curious to. know an having ‘no tin” may not have something to do with the invariably gives of “not in,” when nybody calls upon him with a little bill? FirweD cynic is whether the fact of a gentl comicbooks.com