Judge — October 21, 1882 — page 3: what you’re looking at

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THE JU DG E. Cuan Reape is prurient and i Camnnos, your bob-tail coat contempt for life. Mr. Hatsey, y from New a must not be a candidate for Sen: pu are rich, but ware not tatives wh New Jersey has had too many repre not great Provessor Sus! reformer As @ practical man, he isa failu world wer run by the th | prists with bees in their bonnets, we Mr. Acken, you sell good stuff you ha cisars in your house; but you must pai e besides ag that house | nd you must | not wear the brim of your beaver over your eyes. | som: aring white Artes all, Mr. Blaine, though your visions of em » great, and. your private am mous, ¥ 1 were not ac ward inn rd to our South | American policy, and you were a positive American, | Axpy ( Con ; 4 Andy, black your boots ES, refort you had that pl than you a in al Park, you wete more spruc nt day you as shal pr pur hat, or Tur brush y ever will send you up. a Ford Beoth | SexaTor Wixpow, of Minnesota, you are | man, You have ma You are loaferi = 7 | appearance is cocked on hat t that way. Grover, do anything, but do not | actera whieh kept them poor and slouchy? At any | rate, Mr. Arthur, your literary pretensions are failures | nts. Your jolly habits in New York ofa kind to fit you for standing among, You have wade ally almost as mi This is vesy unbecoming in a statesman, and must be stopped. Mayor of Brooklyn, y nd, Mayor of Bu BNOLI, 8 a. In Seri Low ward Grover any level: beyoud your ofa failure 9 ed Bohemians whose rollickins as disagre the desired to pat yourself also in th and you, alao, shall depth. the pe re regarded and you still a very ne singer. People like to patronize you. You have not so sweet a voice | Companion you were. They sometumes d hing oF men to think of You tenors as they like creams after bass beef and mock- nd anchovie soprano, and roast-duck | off' your bat in court, You think that you are a bi man than old Harper. You hav’ aiford to bea political swell Your white s make y Arthur. Go play with the sawdust dolls of politics turtle contralt baritone, There Is a sort, about sweet tenors 1 nd can Aanox J. Vaxprrrort, you are spoken of for Democratic nomination for Mayor of New York are a strong man in the Manhattan Club. You ro of Knickerbocker stock, and you came from 1 | rexion which produced Martin Van Huren, You are | afternoon. You were an able lawyer, But, Mr, Vanderpoel, we hope that oe era and think that you are alone in MES ACTUL Ge, Oakes Tied aioons who wouldn't let you | ‘eWorld | once occupied the chair, and you were his partner at solid sortof man, — | f capon and ¢ do not flirt, in the estimation old boy do not get preliminarily bj le friends, whiskers m quality handsome stairs and | of the public, Rot Bris, nervy t parade your do not kiss 1 do not fall ito the error of Ma. Daxa, yo angi wer ng over Tur. Ji your m me ott e the rel. Bat how swell with the eheck p got In a word ¢ bed him. M ‘+alternativ your way h nat you will not becom Ml you st : Miss Ewa Anporr, Tie Jeper having warned you | taw. Itwould hurt a sentimental n not to be eccentric in. the 3, which vertising and wise? You could easily b Dana, by the way, the ve snl aanner of granting int in Oakey’s old place, | Y but you have none of the qualities w g into publicity the personatity | Joved and ovat You are of one who, before the public, should only be ina sort | sentimentality which m: of glamour or disguise, we beg | 1s only one vie to some, appear only as matters: of bim utterly lacking in the m a practical f ther | Everybody knows how you liked him, and pro liar | him in the law business. Everybody knows bow you sever dared to point the | stood by him in the day of the reo 0 of the Ch are not aman ard to brin Sexator Gre wiexps, of Vermont, you are the greatest of living American polit loo. large and keen as t ry As you refused judicial office because you could be of nae to your party, 80 you still beli alt shatte your supp } op. ians, Your fil's, and your intellect is as at of any man in this cen! ve, on is as blae as T mend to other lady artists your pe and high virtues. finger of insinuation, much k of repri your character. In that respect you oo as many others, hi inst | old But, Mr, Vanderpoel, yo nly | who should draw out contrasts of of ‘er | two characters so utterly dissimilar as yours and Oak thers, It bas lon been the custom to ins | ey's, He was generous toa fault. You are not. He diatribes of the low and 1dall, like e that the party, sland broken, is unqualitiedly entitled to re? If you do, Tur Jepor must send you e, pe on in re Iso much je all singers among th prosy, harv se Mr. GroverCt you hold a very strong posi- | the val Deca ill too many—professional | Clytly’s pleadings. He was brilliant. You are Dutch. tion before the whole country bee you hold one be- | Women have it you have never been ine | He was jovial. You are too “settled” in your way, fore the Empire State, in a conflict which concerns | claded in | national politics, and In which the President of the | corn list by the Dlackguards who stand on | jfe was sympathet Sand think il of the sex. In this respect you | g little ov ‘or you would not | United 3 has the deepest political interest. You be said to be a good moral publicexainple, Bat | affection of ti boys, and you would | may be the next Democratic candidate for President. | Jo not let your friends talk about it so much, constant turmoil with them, For if you were hard th | You stand now where Rutherford B. Hayes stood when | Mr. Presipest Artur. it was said of you by your | would not like you. And if you tried to be jolly, it he was first a candulate for Governor of Ohio. We | friends, when you entered office. that you had keener | would seem to be a Not th hope, of course, that you are made of manlier flesh than ary Presi very good man, and we hope you will | and bones. But remember that people believed in t all the world were filled with Oakeys as heartily as they now bel ny ht. and the wouldnt — | he did not fall. He slopped over. You, Mr. Grover | Harte. But Tuy Jepor: is afraid, Mr. Arthur, that the | grow any c 3 for dinner, You are of the wheel- Cleveland, have given just one little bit of a sign that | literary men with whom you assc were that kind | horse, stead; jowled, positive, you may slop over. When you spoke of the notina- | who spent mo: and | chilled kind, who roll the world in its orbit in exact tion of yonrself as affecting national po ly for bread. Is it true that you | plac thought you we ared, beery side of their char- | derp easured, and You are square, ASM you are a tat liter y ta Jobn Quincy | man. You ai heen liter- | goto heaven. 1 Adams, Your friends, it was ¢! Unlike Adam, | ary men, You were ‘0 be a sort of political Bret | we sh J be in a fine pli be ping, square emian Ww | You did so very modestly a rewanl. Marshal, ta 3 7 | taneb. as Friteh; you are far inferior to Maas. Still, Tux | {9 which redee 4 Mn. Geonor Wittiaw Cernis, you will please Jeoce repeats, pm like you. Perhaps they like | 4 | j tics, ny | only wre You probably did not | loved nd time. But, for all that, Mr. Aaron J. Van, our sentiment wishes you not to be Mayor. comicbooks.com