Judge — October 7, 1882 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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A FLOWER IDYL. Tuere was a maiden nobly born, Her name was Lily, beauteous she, And phloz of bouquet me her to woo, And aster hand with bended knee. Suert William was her choic le sued, she sald, Lean't refuchsia, Will And with a smilazcepted him. and when dim Bat tr And ber old meu forbid the bans. + Begonia rascal,” said the sire And William weat to fern lands, love's course ne'er did run smooth. uid after many daisy wrote: darling till E rot, 1) my memory ereryrern My darling! Sweet! forget-mesnot!” "0, Leander!" thus th + Sweet William’ father cries, 1 you're my‘ehoice Then Leander ros ‘kK the maid, And thus he lifted up his voice 4 My Lily-of-the-ralliy, sweet, T've gold and land, and wealth antold;” Ge-ra-ni-um! what a look she gave, And said: “Twill not marigold.” “Bat sweet maid, you maple-leaf my word, Sweet Willian Jin big ebips My Batiercup! O, say thou'rt mines ‘And T the Aoney-stech-le {rom those lips “Yon lilac Lucifer,” she said; He dead! - Just bear that danletion; ‘Bren now he comes on yon swift stoed— Welcome, thrice welcome, sweetheart mine.” Tulips apd hearta were fondly pressed, Her sire stood by, and saw the fap, Yielded and gave them his consent, And a Jack-in-the-pulpit made them one, P. 8 —As they emerged from the portals of the pa- ternal mansion a lady's slipper was thrown after th 8 usual. Be Red when Ripe. OLD Summerbreeze was taking his usual vacation with the old folks at the sea-side last week, when he heard the melodious sound of the fish-peddler’s horn, He immediately made up his mind to have lobsters for dinner, and to buy them himself, and give the old people a pleasant surp: 0 he went outto the cart and said: ‘Have you got any lob- sters 7” “Got some first-rate ones fresh outer the water this mornin’ 7” replied the peddler. “Well, give me about seven pounds of the best you've got in the cart. they'a pound “Ten cents a pound,” said the fishmonger, as he placed the lobsters on the scales. Summerbreeze eyed the lobsters while the peddler was weighing them, and when the man said, “There's seven and a half pound of ‘em: but I can’t yet any nearer to the t you want,” he shook his head sadly, and pulling down his eyelid, as is his custom when he wished to intimate that there’s noth ing green in it, “Young man, | guess we don’t want them lobsters this week ?” “What's the matter with you old clam 7” yelled the irate fish-peddler, “Young man,” again repeated Summer: breeze, ** you ain't runnin’ away with the idee I’m color-blind, be yer? Yer don't think yer can fool a city man like that, do yer? How much are vem, THE JUDGE. You just cart them lobsters back to salt w ter, and leave ‘em there another season, and when they get ripe they'll be red ; y man, red, and not green, sit.” The peddler seized his tish-horn, and in his excitement blew a blast that s, Young on it would | have dropped the walls of Jericho, and then drove sadly a OUR CARD RECEIVER. ANIMALS AT PEED, Mk. Eprrok.—I see much discnssion about stacking at table ve us your jodgment, $ Exooxtys. Smacking while eating is very vulgar, It ts almost th at table, or eating in it is as nasty and digusting as it is ity, perhaps, excels anotl t sometines moi in the loudly than men. If you go into the restanr. or notion house you will big, oversdresand, bejeweled women, with greasy faces, licking their eho) sucking their dirty tagers and smacking like a drove of pigs in atrough. Nice animals of the brute seldom do it. See how nicely the cow eats with ber mouth shat, ‘The horse sometimes makes a big noise; bat the thoroagh-breds are seldom caught at it. Dogs are sometimes aduiet smack- ing, bat the Elephants ok most like UL of some popular dry © great are nice eaters; but the monkeys that | our dandies make But take It all to all, the animals at Central Park, when fed, make less noise than the soup-suckers and eabbae-smackers German restaurants are no worse than other places, Judge Hilton saya, that at his hotel the smacking at one time was unendarable; but there was a falling off. THE RIGHT OF Way TOR OF THe JeDGK: Sim cover a great num! way to torn, It take the trouble fo carom over from In walking In New York fais ita forvign castom? STRINWAY Lovysorn. All nationalities represented American brought up in the the right, whic! here do it The nntry nsually turns to to law for beast, if not for jo alo it because of an oll in some sunny countr the best man must the sbade of the wall, and in others, that the to the wall. Son think that z the best place for yourself, and you ccordi Some common peo e peopl you are choosi want it. Ge Some hogs never tur children and gentle shoulder will turn Us puld stand still, and then if the brate e should hand him over to the police. way, but run into ladies, BEARDING THE Lioss, Error Jepar—Do any of our great men who tong | beards wear them parted in the of the style? ENGLEWOOD, N. J. te; and what itu castor, The parting of fall beards in the is confined to young—or just young It is supposed to make the wearer look mon and relieve the heavy solemnity of th f It is the Austrian styl English blondes have adopted it. s practice the art to a great the sides of their jaws two h presnme that the wearing of U or fantastical style is each man fater Lowall, Secretary Lincoin, ‘may part their beards in the fimous fall bearded men of this country do not follow thelr example. These are Mr. Blaine, Senator Ed. munds, Mr, ¢ Mr. Dana, Mr. Sehnez, Mr. Henry J tor M George Bancroft Chief Justice 1 Justice Field. le of the chin —men, fall-bearded The German and Our Hebrew fellow. xtent, leaving on lack tafta, W beard in. any citize THE HERE ORGAN, meaning of those se, beginning with ories going Me brave, Heryit" Newerns, jaunty, | They 1 of travesty « tional n a brief way. They for the Chicago Tribune the modern se vel, w " written hy a young journalist: who al student, palf hifalutin, half commonplace was once a ther names of the hero and heroine are They begin with an invocation such as then on is quoted pws a lot of high-writing, and the The first on If yon would like to the millions already p conelu: hiculous, was about the eas all the followin “ add a few mor ted, he a mild, brief, logical form * Brace up, Plan’ As Nanette took Mant the arm of his emerald t and vermillion sunset Prescott Spc Therefore—* Then PI bit it 1. Major premis reen velvet shi he ochre SAUSAGES. Mn. Jean, —You surely will no ery st be go0u. a good ganlen for eating an and people are gathered are united by it, That sbows that the blood sausaze Is thicker than water, The Rising Generation AT Sunday-school the teacher asks did God make first?” Eager bottom of the ¢ “What eply from the ass, “ The roof.” Four Years,—Mamma promised me a spoonful of jam when I go to bed; oh, nice jam! Six Years (who has been “jammed” be- fore).—Well, don’t you take it. “ Masita,” lisped a little five-year-old, “any new shoes burt—olt, they hurt sof” “Let me see, dear,” answers mamma, and, after a brief inspection, adds, “You've got them on the wrong feet.” Fiveyear-old, almost crying de only feet I’se got.” “But dey’s First Innocent. I have a velocipede. Second Innocent.—1 don't care, 1 have goat, First horse. Innocent.—Well, my papa has a Second Innocent, First ‘So has mine, Trnocent.—Well, but 1 heard my | papa say he had the man he bought the horse from, 2 And the second innocent ec ee teat a wee ere comicbooks.com