Judge — September 16, 1882 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. 13 Tho Notice of Builders, Architects 18 Drm and Plombers ro uy “All Earthenware” Closet, Which is specially ad ‘and Apart use In Hotels -apest and Most Rellable Closet tn the market, and over 20,000 10 the Jennings’ Sanitary Depot, 7 Burling Slip, N.Y. FOR HOUSE CLEANING.—-Saves Time, Later and Money Cleans Paint, Wood, Marble, &c., and will Polish Tin, 33, Copper, Knives, Glass, China Ware, Oil Cloths, ke. Marks Improved ADJUSTABL Folding Chair With over tion. Acki literent cured by Letters Patent. eA. stncas Sulphur Soap FOR CURING Obstinate Skin Diseases AND ALSO FOR BEAUTIFYING THE COMPLEXION. WHEN USED DAILY IN THE TOILET, ONE CAKE NTS) 1S SUFFICIENT TO TEST ITS. WONDERFUL LARL PY! Three cakes GLI Walatont rweive aw ‘as any from nature's SULPHUR BATHS Are an a le remedy for GOUT and RUECMATISM and a, ma werof UL ‘and OLD SORES that Fesist the operat ‘Ointments, #7 BEWARE OF VILE IMITATIONS. af ee GLENN'S SULPHUR SOAP HAS REEN COUNTERFFITED, 2M. CRITTENTON, Proprietor.” on either ee Natl Inp Depot, 115 Fulton Street, New Tork THREE CAKES SENT BY MAIL, Receipt of 75 CENTS IN STAMPS. “ITLL’S HAIR AND WHISKER DYF,” black ma Ovweree cach ‘packer. all dewyaiats PREPAID, on “Ou, yas, been to Youope, you know. Just weturned to this stupid countwi. Wish I'd never been born here. Yas, had gwate times abwad, I assure you, my dear fella, Went everywhere, all over the continent, you know, but, aw — gweatest times of all in Parry. Oh, Parry is delightful. Mave a gweat notion of going back there to live; it so nicely wicked, you know. deuced stupid in this county only one of those Anglomaniacs who, after spending a few months abroad, affect the drawl and stupid languor of a certain el of British cads, not being able to reach a higher social plane, and with those borrowed airs return to their native land and affect to are not even so high asour Everything is so aw!" He w: of the sweetest reminiscences of a sca- side vacation is the remembrance of how your best girl would fish for three hours with her hook resting upon a rock scarecly two feet under water, and then wonder why she did not catch a five-pound bass. WELL, if Cornell did get the best of Gould, it isn’t the first time that a pupil has got ahead of his tutor. WHIFFS WITH CORRESPONDENTS. And we n the one 30 Dear Jepan: Lam tron Wun be “Housebold Receipt enough so to escape CLowe Art of Poetry equally brilliant, » APa.°—A portion of what you forward wilt bu pleas 0 at ‘ebeap, Did not receive the MS. yor Peis 8. get upon t What quali New for you want know all the side a nothing for your r with the servant gi goort-lov pally, in 6 want to be no, and have a” ward politictan. name we Jay pects will rat gin: binents: and From you ery Root. Ti PE ORITY OF THE PRE over that of our ancestora is brought vividly to our mind by the surprising demand for Hub Punch th at the many centers of trade where tha’ nt. i all that (to use the tech. granted—how few could bre ich that was even Worth a memory! , the flerce spirit of the Jamaica, the fiery in. or the weakenii nce of the an im. paired taste mad for the whole day. Now, if G here he would ¥ slip around to his grocer and order a bottle of Hub Panch, tell his grocer to cool it for him on the i and then tell his family that he was zoi the te of history — of down with a joram full of punch, pyland! Thrice happier onrsety of the century of American hi Paneh at hand! to muse ove into a quiet nook, take inday coat, undo his majestic neck-tie, and Tappy sires! Tap. with tho memories fory completed, and Hub QUICK TIME! aes NO CORROSIVE OR ACID INCREDIENTS IMPAIR ITs VAL Bar Take » teort 27 Stops,10 SetsReeds,$109.75 m ith a beautiful Pipe Top, 6 Black Walnut Cass, auitabia ‘or the Parlor, Church or Sabbath Schoot hipped on one $eat's trial, with Orga each, Stool and Musie, OX *S1OS aT Se mit by Bank Dra, Poat Oftce Order oF Money refunded with tat ‘old } Bote logue FREE. address or call nyo DANIEL F. BEATTY, Washington, New Jersey BEHNING FIRST-CLASS GRAND, SQUARE AND UPRIGHT PIANOS. 15 EB. With St, and 129 B, Feet and New York 25th St. CRANDALL & CO., OLDEST RELIABLE HOUSE nm Baby Carri trap Crandal MY WIFE'S MOTHER. By “ BRICKTOP.” One of th he everybody ki at day. Th = hook, abd ju Senit 10 ce FRANK TOUSEY, Publisher, Nos. 34 & 36 North Moore St., N. Y., nd yon will receive a copy by return mail. I or brown, 50 cents. Sold by all druggists. comicbooks.com