Judge — September 9, 1882 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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a cass ee eer ees, see pte Sila: JUDGE. BEHNING FIRST-CLASS GRAND, SQUARE AND UPRIGHT PIANOS. Warerooms: 15 BE. 14th St, and 129 EB, 125th St. ‘ory N. E. corner 124th street and Ist ave., New York. y ENOCW MORGANS SUNS. FOR HOUSE CLEANTNG,—Saves Time, Labor and Money | Cleans Paint, Wood, Marble, &c., and will Polish Tis, ast, Copper, Knives, Glacs, China Ware, Oil Cloths, &c. Marks Improved ADJUSTABLE / Folding Chair eaey chair F ehild's € Chicago OMee, “Sulphur Soap” secured by Letters Patent. Suiphur Soa FOR CURING Ohstinate Skin Diseases AND ALSO FOR BEAUTIFYING THE COMPLEXION. WHEN USED DAILY IN THE TOILET. ONE CAKE (25 CENTS) 1S SUFFICIENT TO TEST ITS WONDERFUL EFFECTS IN CLARE PYING THE COMPLEXION, Three cakes GLENN'S SULPHUR SOAP for 60 cts, Will dont TWELVE AMPLE SCLPNTR maTis as efficacious ‘as any from nature's own springs. SUnaUr BATHS Are an amirable rem: GOUT and RHECMATISM and a marveloas heale! ‘and OLD SORES that f Salven and ntments, BEWARE OF VILE IMITATION! GLENN'S SULPHUR SOAP HAS BEEN COUNTERF! aa Orecree “CN. CRITTENTON, Proprietor.’ each ‘packet, without which none is genuine, Sold by all druggists. Depot, 115 Fulton Street, New York. THREE CAKES SENT BY MAIL, PREPAID, Receipt of 75 CENTS IN STAMPS. “HILL'S HAIR AND WHISKER DYE,” black or brown, 50 cents. Sold by all druggists. Rees Wetsu & Co., of Philadelphia, have issued Walt Whitman's ‘Leaves of Grass" in fine style. Comstock and his gang may kick as much as they like, for, having no control over Philadelphia publishers, thc cannot play the tyrant there, and therefore “kick against the pricks.” ‘Two dollars will secure the volume. Wuar's the difference between a blind fool anda man who gets teft in a “blind pool ?” Iris supposed that Miles Standish orignated the song, ‘ that my Grave is Kept Green,” from the fact that he buried the first year’s crop of Plymouth Puritans on the hillside and then sowed wheat over their grave: ‘Tris is meet and drink for me,” remarked the old toper, when he met a friend who asked him to have a “smile.” ** A ROLLING stone gathers no mos: Buta rolling fellow does more. He usually gathers remors WHIFFS WITH CORRESPONDENTS, J. Le Mew—Very bad this t F. G.—For our columns, no, no; for the wastebasket, yes, W. D. CLIFFoRD.—Will you be good enough to favor us with your addresat Ti TATTLE."'—You live too far away to hope for success tn local bita, Try something general, Y, K. THoRSe.—We have offered him chance to explain, and if be fatis to do 40 we shall sit on him, W. R—Certainly. Sail ri The writing of nations, anthems has come to bea regular business—and it pays: don’ forget that, F, A. Hatt.—Your * Green Currant Events” embaaies noth. jog newer than currants themselves, The te worked in a thousand different ways. Bat you ¢ do you think w we cannot tell fo sooner date, but most likely it will be the man next elected to the office, although ~ Sammy” might disagree with us © RECEIVING CLERK.""—The test way for a young man to spend his week's vacation ts to go to Coney Island for one da and “Jet bimself out,” and employ the remain tn meditation and taking an account of stock. W. Brstos.—Yes, as you mole to steal ap article out and out and send it to a pubii tion as original, and yet there are some fellows who all the tall without a chink unplogged. They are the potato-bags of litera. tore. ——— THE SUPERIORITY OF THE PRESENT TIME over that of our ancestors is brought vividly to our mind by the surprising demand for Hab Punch that is reported at the many centers of trade where that de- lightfal beverage can be bought. In the days of our Revolationary sires—good men, patriots, heroes, and I that granted—how few could b nical phrase) a panch that was even worth a memory! ‘The sharp acidity of the lemon, the clinging of the sugar, the flerce spirit of the Jamaica, the fiery in- (to use the tech- eotness fluence of the brandy, or the weakening influence of the water, all were feared, and a nervous hand or an im- paired taste made all the party miserable for the whole day. Now, if George Washington were here he would quietly slip aroand to his grocer and onier a bottle of Hab Punch, tell his grocer to cool it for him on the ice, and then tell his family that be was going to muse over the teachings of history—slip into a quiet nook, take off his Sunday coat, undo his majestic neck-tie, and lie down with a joram full of punch. Happy sires! Hap- pyland! Thrice happier ourselves, with the memories of the century of American history cempleted, and Hub Punch at hand! Plate Glass, Soda Fountal Elistening as when fresh fro face, ant contains corrosive or gritty substance. Buy no Imitations! Demand the Genuine t +ORGANS*< 27 Stops,l0 SetsReeds,$109.75 a itl Taunt ‘oo *SLOS.75 ~ aot rea Cred teter Moo Seiten fia plan 5 4 fatogue BWEP. kditess oreall nya DANIEL FY BEATTY, Washisgton, Kew Jersey A Skin of Beauty is a Joy Forever. DR. T. 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