Judge — August 26, 1882 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. FOR HOUSE CLEANTNG.—Saves Time, Laber and Menez Cleans Paint, Wood, Marble, &c., and will Polish Tis, Brass, Copper, Knives, Glass, China Ware, Of] Cloths, &c, Marks Improved ADIUSTABL Folding Chair With over so changes: tou. Acknowledged th nlture combined in one, and simple that a child can readily transform It from an easy chair toa lonnge, bed or chiki’s erib, MARES A. F. CHAIR CO., cntenge 4 m= SOME ™ Of the numerous dealers, becanse they could sce a few cents more profit, have been guilty of offering worthless substitutes for the only original and gen- uine Salphur Soap—GLENN'S by name, There- fore, the public should guard against these deceptive imitations, and always ask for GLENN'S 8SUL- PHUR SOAP, by its full name, and take no other. evidence from a highly respecta- ‘Sulpniur Bom p exh nie Sulphur fetes Raed Wy va Glenn's Sulphur Soap. itifying the Complexion, ‘There are counterfetta. A 1 see that each pac Sold by druggists, cakes, 600. dd mailed to any address on recelpt of price and 3 ets. ‘ ‘san BISEASCS, HALE’'S HONEY —or— HOREHOUND AND TAR for all COUGHS, COLDS, DIFFICULT BREATHING, and APEC. S$ OF THE THROAT, BRONCHIAL and LUNGS, leading to © Children derive great benefit from its Sooth- ing properties when suffering with Croup and Whooping Cough. ©. N. CRITTENTOS, Prop'r, 18 Patton at, X. ¥. SOLD BY ALL DREGGISTS. Pike's Toothache Drops eure in one minute. BOUND COPIES FIRST VOLUME or “THE JUDG Price in Cloth, $3.80. FOR SALE at the PUBLICATION OFFICE, 34 and 36 North Moore St. ‘THe interest some men take in their wives (after they are dead!) is strikingly exhibited in the case of a Jerseyman who has just sucd the ailroad to recover $25,000 for causing his wife's death. There little doubt that this Jerseyman has a_libe estimate of his unfortunate wife’s commere value, and we hope it will be found an equ table one, Licut under a bushel (of difficulties): E son’s electric illuminator, Tue latest “Troy Terror: ing elephants, Barnum's raid- It is proposed to organize in Washington a new ‘Order of the Golden Fleece,” to be composed exclusively of Congressmen who voted for the Ri and Harbor Bill, SULTAN: Arabi, you're not acting up to the Koran. Arabi Bey.--Ara-be-gob, I corant help it. (And the probability is that he won't try to until England—Christian England— goes to the front to make him obey that same Koran.) " WHIFFS WITH CORRESPONDENTS EM. D.No. S. MieR,—Accepted with pleasure Jas H. Dewas.—You wi time. see our" A Sie Show In good G. MM, H.—They do not A." or ours, Not up to either your standant Tim TATTLE."—A portion accepted, and you will see what n sults us the best, say the time will come, if tthas not amorist, Well, that may be, bat we guess we will walt and -¢ how you pan out Afteen or twenty A.D. N.—You say If we do not use your poet that you wontd Hike to have It back to calk the United States navy to Keep it afloat. Your patriotic request shall be granted, ui the United States mail gives out for want of the same doctoring. PReDEnice WASHINGTON.—You seem to be somewbat anxe fous to know whether you are related to the Immortal George ‘of not, abd ask us what we think about it, We have given the pei careful stady, and althoogh it seems to make J: ly aforesaid, yet we don't Hetleve th be some mistake about it Neither igton nor any member of his family of whom we have an account ever wrote #uch tad poetry as you send us to manifest your gentus, ars from now THE SUPERIORITY OF THE PRESENT TIME, over that of our ancestors is brought vividly to our mind by the surprising demand for Hab Punch that is reported at the many centers of trade where tha: do- lightfal beverage can be bought. Revolu all that granted—bow few could brew (to use the tech- nical phrase) a punch that was even worth a memory! ‘The sharp acidity of the lemon, the clinging sweetness of the sugar, the fierce spirit of the Jamaica, the fiery in- fluence of the brandy, or the weakening influence of In the days of our nary sires—good men, patriots, heroes, and water, all were feared, and a nervous hand or an im- paired taste made all the party miserable for the whole day. Now, if George Washington were here he would quietly slip around to his grocer and order a bottle of Hub Punch, tell his grocer to cool it for him on the ice, and then tell his family that be was going to muse over the teachings of history—elip into a quiet nook, take off his Sunday coat, undo bis majestic neck-tle, and lie down with a joram fall of punch. Happy sires! Hap- pyland! Thrice happier ourselves, with the memories of the century of American history completed, and Hub Punch at hand! Hat ts the Quickest, Most Silver and Plated Beware of Imital 7ORGANS* 27 Stops.l0 SetsReeds, $109.75 we Fil! mut so? pe Te or the Parlor, Chureh or Sabbath Sehoot. inped ony one Sears tral, with Organ Beach, Stool and Musi, **SIlOS.7 S Remit by Bask Draft, Peat Ofte Onder or Regis: tered Letter. Mi ot aa represented baiiton the ota . .” Address or eall upon 0" 2 DANIEL FOBEATEY, Wassiagton, New Jersey Chor presenta GUNTHER, Confect! Maillson St., Ci FoRALLSici ple sucnas DISEASES! TEITER, ‘TCH. SORES. PIMPLES. THE THE GREA URE FOR ITCHING PILES Symptomsare molsture, etinging, itching, worse at ‘ight; seemsas if pin-worms were crawling about ‘the rectum; the private partsare ftea affected. Pleamint eocmomical and postin ‘Swarm STHERT a superior to any article ia Bold by. oF ernd 80 cta in 3-ct. Stampa, ‘Bouse, $1 Du Sareea Gor, Foes Pe comicbooks.com