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WANTS | rour boys ai ta an old-fashioned boy ; the tanta of the others spe thensetces.) Mr. Horseowner. dn Nifty Bull, What's the odds —Goodl zicks? Mr. Horseowner (sorroufully).—Ot » five tha wins dakey.—Sure thing. By the w hert Mr. Horseowner,—Casey's ol plu dakey.—Oll Timbertoes Mr. Horsrowner.—Yee dJakey.—Anybody else: Mr. Horseowner. pat Jakry.—Ought to. Who'd be fool e who runs aga Skeezicks seared them owner. Mr. Horseowner.—Well? Jakey.—You were at the pool-rooms last night? Mr. Horseowner.—Yea. Jakey.—You soe, 1 for business. Just tell against Timbertoes. Mr. Horscowner.—Fitteen to one. Jakey (laughing).—Good odds But you are your horse will win? Mr. Horseowner.—S for fun what wei the perfect pink of condition—never better. bod maniac’s cell. about that * Cnspidore”-* Harrison” race, whe won five thousand for you. Come, don't you? chap, own t follow racing as a recreation, Wor the height of their ambition, The jirst aks FiRST vo | “TL wast to be | Atl sith th | A crown np A barp within my hand | skoOND nov. J want to go to Congreas— On going there I'm bent | Iii carry my good district | With Hubbelt's 2 per cent.” TURD Boy | J want to be a statesman, Ani with the statesmen stand, With © Thief * upon my fore And plunder in my band! rourrn nov. to 0 to Europe, And travel all the year; I want to teach a Sunil And be a bank cashic OUR RACES. REPORTED BY © ED." IN TWO SCENES. CHARACTER Mr. Sroscer (alias JakeY), Ma. Horsrownen (4 9 wn), MR. TeRry (trainer), Nivty Bit (a jockey), | Avetioxern Bow. Stable-boys, tonts, hanyers-on sports, suckers, etc, by the uswal trained racetrack | ScENE Ist.—Monmouth Park at early dawn. Horses | leing exercised. Mn. Srosi standing upon the track, watch in hand, with Me Monsrowsen. Tass by Mn. Horseowsen’s celebrated silly Skeezick Mr. Horseowner.—Don't she move anew.” Time 142 S4. Jakey.—El are, My time on Mr. Horseowner a gallop, too. Het she goes it this after , easy. | Sakey.—Who rides? t she yall igh to back | that old ruin aguinst your filly? By the way, Horse ot the odds sure re? What a question! She is Any- y who lays @ peony against her is a fit subject for a | Jakey.—Indee’?- Now 1 know you feel sort of sorry ret up. THE JUDGE. [ts RODS \THs ROAD) Road] IS RUN For THE Ac j PuBLic” | mL) a (PATROWS OF ~The Levin] Roaps \* EXPECTED ne TS BUY WY, . EXPRESS unio BREAD PLAY D ST ROTHER. s\ ay HAND. | \evens PAPERS Ne no, no! If you do not like the press anil Mad.” Mr, Horscorrner.—1 will confess 1 don't think the | Turfy.—Well, Nifty? race was quite square, Nifty B- Well, Turly? sdakey.—Non W feet so. | Tuefy— Makin; ey twin | Nifty B. nse; but [hate to have ¥ a recreation as Lilo, the m HI Timbertoes win? DL if we can help it; we know one duty to, | thus 1 blow away again, Til lay you that $5,000 to | the ty Yet I say, Turfy? $79,000 that Skeezicks gets beat Turfy.—Well, call? Mr. Horseorener.—Are yeu wild? Nifty B—A couple of buckets of water and a dose of Jakey.—Not at all. Just giving you your money | jalap wouldn't hurt Skeezicks before she comes to the hack. ‘Take it? post, would i Mr. Horseoner.—Will LY Books bet.) Turfy.—Course not; anid say, Nifty, yon can ride dukey.—So long. Bound home t yonr best with a rotten bridle and a severed saddle | Mr. Horscowner Yes, Tarty, my trainer, says all | sieth? is right at the stables, fty R—A\ways Jak e man, Turfy. Honest and can't | prfy, No whip, be bribe Nifty B. and spurs would spoil my check. Mr. Hors: sir. Going to stay hero? nn will got a htt iuiberioos | Jakey.—Not yet. My friend, Mr, Skelly, the boo! iis Seto. maker, has a couple of two- Js L want to seo ‘ {Ecit Loth Dovilish nice fellow, Skelly. I take \ Eri sin. | Scexe 2n.—Stables of Me. Horsrowsen. Enter Jaxey (extract from * Nevo York | with stentthy footsteps. Jakey whispers Torry. Moxwoutt Pars. Turvy appears, Second Raco—T" ake Creek Cup, hand- Purfy.—You, 3, for all ages, at $50 If forfeit, dakey.—Nes. Larod out hy July 1, with $1,200 added, Turfy. Ti ner of the second to receiv nel the third daktey.— Gone ho $100 of the stakes; closed with St subseribers, of Turfy—Coust eh dee mile and the . Tinbertors, Then Vil call Nifty. (Whistles Nifty.) . (T. Collins.) Luter Nwwty But Mr. Horseowner's b. £. Skeezicks, a. by Bonnie Seot- | land, dam Flora H., 115 ths, (Nifey Bull.) Time Pools icap awoopet J only $10 if a arters. by G ; Timbertoes, wo La: ting, 1 to 10 on Skeezick: ainst Timbs | dJakey.—Will w Won by half a mile, Skeezicks’ saddle slip | Turfy.—Without a doubt, barring accidents, she'll | throwing the jockey (Nifty Bill) to the ground. leave old Timbertoes fully half a mile beliind; can't she | caped uninjured. Mutuals paid $650.75. Mr. Sponger Nifty? is reported to have won a large amount upon the race. | Nifty B.—MNalt a mile? Make it three-quarters, oa —— Jakey.—Well, then, boys, suppose she don’t run? Castoria. Nifty B—1 what wii! sour and milk will curdie Turfy.— § What ‘of doctors and the eradie; dJakey.—Just what Tsay. Morseowner isa rich man, ‘Thus it was that oar pet Victort Casey a poor one. The good of the turf demands th Mae eas Be Se oo ee 7 : ‘Cored ber palas;—Then for peaceful slumber, a poor man win occasionally. I'll own I've got eighty inate piles asd aces lve thane thousand dollars wagered upon the result. Tire Whses Dror ILYS PERMANENTLY ERADICATED IN 1 TO 3 dakey. —Timbertoe: any accident Tim- | P' weeks. without kote, ligature, or caustic. Send for circu. bertoes does win, Tam willing to give ten thousand | lr containing references,” DR. HOYT, 98 West 2710 st. N.Y | dollars away in charity. Say five to you and Nifty Rua : Nie EWARD for a perme That's In case, remember, if Timbertoes does win, it | $1,000 me se [etook Ort premiom at at te p thousand apie ood v8 Tanta; also Th fF and was prononneed the best In Gre tnolasanil apiece: | Gondsday, Be! the wort for pangency, strength, and delicacy of odor. 1 (Brit Jaxry. | made of ottar of Roses ai ke Read's GRaxp comicbooks.com