Judge — August 19, 1882 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. Tr is said that ‘‘ when two spoons come to- gether in asugar-bowl, a wedding in the fam- ily is imminent.” When this encouraging in- cident occurred in the family of Mr: ‘Thrashum the other morning, her daughter Maria bubbled over with joy at the pleasing anticipations evoked thereby. A young man bearing the front name of John had been paying attention to Maria for two years, but ancl XC “spoons” didn’t come together at th hese: Line i) He ¢ Quickest, Most Exfective Polisher in use FOR HOUSE CLEANING.—Saves Time, Laber and Money | Parson's until three years subsequent to the |“; fated Ware, Pate Glass and Cleans Paint, Wood, Marble, &c., and will Polish Tin, | Spoons coming together jn the sugar-bowl. Beware of imitations and articles represented as Brass, Copper, Knives, Glass, China Ware, il Cloths, Identical with It or as good. a a, Marks Improved ied 8 has just concluded “One of ~>~ ORGANS aoioseanee st” engagements ever known in New 27 8tops,l0 SetsReeds,$109.75 Folding Chair] York, and John sishier’s beat will hereafter : With over $0 changes of post- extend all over the United States. ton. Acknowledges toe best. Seven dierent artces of fur simple tuatachiid can'reaaly | A NEWS item says a lawyer committed sui- (atibuame bodorehinteents | cide the other day from grief over the death MARKS A. F. CHAIR C0. ofa friend. It is strongly suspected that the Chicago Omeer 231 and 245 Beate streets" T friend owed him $14.50. = SOME wi Tney are now “extracting tecth by elee- tricity.” It is said to be less shocking than Of the numerous dealers, because they could see af the old way. few cents more profit, have been guilty of offering worthless substitutes for the only original and gen- fcanen wriler, ins letter ¢ “ali ine Sulphur Soap—-GLENN'S by name, There-) 4 GOSHEN writer, in a letter to the Herald, fore, the public should guard against these deceptive | 28KS What shall be done with milk that will imitations, and always ask for GLENN'S SUL- | at home bring only two and a half cents a PHUR SOAP, by its full name, and take noother. | quart! Oh, cheese it! Pend the following evidence from highly respecta- ple source: Ee So oa eases ase “WHIFPS WITH CORRESPONDENTS to vnforss you phur Koap - - SAVE YOUR PLATED WARE ENOC MORGANS SONS ‘ HAL Gronar Par 1. Cargce."—You ask " Are parodies worth anything: ” Jehan one as yours, Organ with a beantifal Spigt drugstore hee sot ance al y ‘Walnut Case, suitable fealpnar Soap for Glen Berriz K.—You had Bettie be doing something else for Parlor, Church or Sabbath Sch: ving, f that Is the best you can do in the way of a comic story. Year's (rial, with Organ Bench, Sorry, bat you fail to catch on, BExsox.—We cannot C you, George. Joun FE. McC.—Your verses are very complimentary, bot tered Letter. Money refunded with interest if Glenn’: 's iiciptae Soap. wale cays sPeecatsd bya Re veceon manent aoe bot antopresettad ater oon yuna nee, Orsase Duilt on the old plan, $90, $40, $:0, 8 to 1 The mont effective external Remedy | cline them. By-Catalogue PRE feos or call Spee extant for the cure of Skin Diseases and | 7. y. 7.—Too much for es, aod naturally our reaers would DANIEL F. BEATTY, Washisgtos, New Jersey \ for Reaatifying the Complex! for publishing what to you may seem exceedingly ‘There are counterfelte. Ask for ‘< pS phur Soap, and see that the name f NA. It belps sturt the waste-basket, however. for a retail box, by expr 'N. CRITTENTON is on each packet. W. Manks.—" Who is the handsomest woman on the Ameri. Dest Conaien in 150 Worid, Dat up ie Sold by droggists, 25¢.; 3 cakes, 0c. | can stage!” Advertise for the picture of the handsomest one, andsome boxes. All strictly pure. mailed to any address on receipt of f and we will guarantee you a busbel of photos inside of a week. A. M. Hannior,—You say it has always teen a great pleas ture to you todraw, but you certainly must refer to something other than pictures, for those you send us are atterly mean ngiess, devold toth of point and artistic expression. lj “eg Till never five long enough to "sce it in colora” j Hf | HOREHOUND vs Tr RIORITY OF THE PRI T TIME FOR ADULTS and CHILDREN. over that of our ancestors is brought vividly to our The Great Care for all COUGHS, COLDS, | mind by the surprising demand for Hub Panch that is Devercury Pe reported at the many centers of trade where that do- lightfal beverage can be bought. In the days of our Children derive ae nefit from ite Sooth. Revolationary sires—good men, patriots, heroes, and ing properties when suffering with Croup and | all that granted—how few could brew (to use the tech- ‘Whooping Cough. nical phrase) a punch that was even worth a memory! erm reste, Dist ee ERGY LL ‘The sharp acidity of the lemon, the clinging sweetness : 7 Pike’s Toothache Drops eure in one minute. of the sugar, the fierce spirit of the Jamaica, the flery in- = = fluence of the brandy, or the weakening influence of the Onan BOUND COPLES Jpnter, att were teared, and a nervous hand or an im- paired taste made all the party miserable for the whole FIRST VOLUME day. Now, if George Washington were here he would quietly slip around to bis grocer and order a bottle of Fi oF Hab Punch, tell his grocer to cool it for him on the ice, THE GRi URE FOR | THE JUDG 99 | and then tell his family that he was going to muse over J | tho teachings of history—slip into quiet nook, take | aaa Off his Sanday coat, undo his majestic neck-tie, and lie Price in Cloth, $3.80. ‘Send one. two, three or five dollars down with a joram fall of punch. Happy sires! Hap- eee crenata cate toeeh FOR SALE at the PUBLICATION OFFICE, | PY 12nd! Thrice happier ourselves, with the memories fisssuny ecmobical abd pone Core Saree : fee 7 of the century of American history completed, and Hub INTMERT ie superior to any article (a the markt 34 and 36 North Moore St. [Panch at nana Donan $1 Kadrinn Dus watveb on, PoC Pe comicbooks.com