Judge — August 12, 1882 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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UNDOUBTEDLY. jer know,” but, yer & Tramp.— tion might bi 8, Pd like to cut that wood, on a hemorrhage, A city writer heard in New York save the grind of the hand- | Hewitt. organ or the toot of the band. We must get away in the rural districts for swect sound: Ah, yes: the country is the place for enchant- ing melody—the lowing of the cows, the grunt: ing of the pigs, the watch«log’s honest mid- night howls, the tree-frogs’ symphony, the all- night conversazione of the cats, the nerve- racting ‘whirrr” of the lawn mower, the hired man swearing at the cattle at daybreak —all these sweet sounds, and more too, can be heard in the rural districts; and after a man’s cars have been regaled with such music several mornings in succession, he regards the band orchestra. as a sort of Theodore Thomas Or the many strikes which have taken place in this city, that of the freight-handlers in this city, hav “visiting s a for the fall r Every member of the clab who is not at present an office-holder is a candidate for some office. A MERCHANT who opposed the carly closing movement during the hot months, was de- tected by his wife the other evening kissi the pretty servant girl, fore his, better-half got done making remarks abont it, although he told her to « as early as half-past gix. <A very small thin; will sometimes change a:man's-mind. . Ose way of ris ing in the Navy: Being mast- headed, ; | is positive that the ave the grind of the hand-organ and the toot of | subjected to this treatment—not that they are Tt was midnight bese shut ipaePiponthe boughs of the n , me left lung ts weak, aul the exers Brotners in adversity: Robeson and A sTERN necessity nat the wheel. Apv.: The gentleman who took the air in Central Park is requested to retarn it without delay, and no questions will be-asked. | Ir is said that well thoroughly dried and then charred and dip- | ped in hot tar, will not rot, and will remain | insect-proof for many years. A commerci traveler, who has slept in hundreds of hotels, ¢ bed-posts are not | soned posts, when not strong enough. Oh, 1 ReGutaR make ie sewing machine, A coIGN of vant Turk chimney-sweep has a very tight fit, but he comes out with a fine sooton him. But ts up and dust: is death in the ice-pitcher, if it hits you hard enough, ‘THE humorous writer of the Times who dis- | covered that the Jowa method of breaking up a party which attempted, with tin pans, to ser- cnade a newly-wedded man, is to tumble over hives of bees, has performed a great service to science by showing the watchdog propensities of the Iowa insect which kicl with one leg. But the story as we learn it, perhaps its mutilated form, is that as soon aS the becs heard the tin pans they swarmed est trees, and be- ing treated to sugar and water were gently Anived and carried away. Joncr Jerk Biack’s hair is fine cut, and | evidence, made four thousand surmounted by a plug. Some of the Jews at Long Branch have homeopathic sentiments, ‘They hate swine. He is a Bradlaugh unto himself in religion. ‘Trenway loves yellow bananas and red ban- danas. “Euiza.”—It : cause it sometime: sensation, is called “bug-juice” be- ives a creeping, crawling Sove one finds fault with blue pondilies. Why? Ponds are usually blue. A BUFFALO mushroom was so stron grow up through nine inches of conerete flooring. That is nothin; If it had been ofie of the New York mushrooms whom you see parading Fith avenue, it’ would have grown up through the roof, as to ‘Tue Christianey case, when written out in res of fools- cap—cnough for the ol his head for the rest of hi ator to wear on voted, ‘They are Je-waTER is the water of the go: places. A MISCONSTRU A poLite editor, ¢: man on hi ty ine child of the ying to compliment er’s poetical talent, Muses! misconstruing the meaning of the compliment, angrily made a leap at the editor, and clasp- ing him by the throat, exclaimed, “ Yer blasted so y’ar! Mary Ann is me own, an’ me woife, Biddy Gallagher's, dacint choild, so she is, an’ oi'll skallip the inky mug off ye, 0 oi will, iv ye thries to dishpute it, aythur!” Editor rushes off without offering any expla- nations, ANITY unfi with all its multifarious un- attractions, is to be found just now at Coney Island. TracixG paper: Documents for recording pedigrees. ind of wind to go to one's bones: The naw-caster, Youne lady, running to jump on a ferry boat on the point of starting, exclaimed ‘Oh, dear me, I shall be let!” Sympathetic male by-stander added, “My! that wouldn't be right!" Hor work: Any kind at this particular sea- son. ‘Tue liveliest magazines that have appeared during the past month are’ those connected with the Alexandria fortificatior. Botr.ep sound is most likely to '~ found in barrel organs. comicbooks.com