Judge — August 5, 1882 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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It may Le the fault of the weather, as you suggest, bat to our mind it is much fault of the author. 4..W, P.—No, Tom Moore did not write “In the Morning bj the Bright Light.” You have probably got it mixed up with The Light of the Harem.” Tom wasn't much on negro odies, el 1, G.—Your “Hope Deferred Maketh the Heart Sick witt protably be the death of you; that Is, you hope to get tt into print. We doubt ifeven the Waverty Magazine would take it at thelr regular rates, fORGE PULLER.—Your story ts very goo, and we give it @ prominent place in our columns. Mut you negiected to give ress, whi pewhat essential. provided you wish to collect, as you hint in your letter that you have an tnelina. tion for doing. ——————— Castoria. Iisa fact there Is no “ maybe." Mother's milk can't save the baby. 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THompsoy, of the | Department of Public Works, takes his daily drive on Ocean avenue, at Long Branch, and is | one of the chief ornaments on the piazzas of | the West End Hotel in the evening. The Senate Committee on Ci | dered on the last day of the Senate to continue the investigation into Mr. ‘Thompson's extraordinary department, will, the chairman says, resume their labors next month, 3, Which was or- n of the | Why do the hotel-keepers of Coney Island denounce the Long Branch hotel-keepers as | “sneak thieves,” and why do the latter speak of the former as highwaymen”? ILES PERMANENTLY ERADICAT! feck, without knife, ligature, or caustic, lar containing references, DR. HOYT, 36 West $1,000 RENARD fr 2 perme une Decurss Covocxe. It took fre lanta; also The World's Pair, and w: the world for pungency, strength, z made of Ottar of Roses and French Flowers, Send one. two, three oF five dollars for a retail box. br express, of th best Candies in the World, put op to Randsome boxes. 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