Judge — July 8, 1882 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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SHYLOCK TO ANTONIO. StGyor Astow: und oft In der Rialto you haf abused me Aboud ys, und said dot I took more interest in a year Det. der brineipal SUll haf I borne all dose mit A patient shrug; For, vat you call i Vas der bad You call me many a tim as come to! all our tribe, ad namnes— Misbeliever, cutthroad, son uv a gun, Cheep Shon, und s0 on. Vell, den, it vas now appeared Dot you need mine helupt You come to me und you said, Mister Shylock, old poy, I vould row drew dousand ducats xt Saturday! You said so! lot haf booted me. dree, six, several dimes, Like to You, Two, Und spurned me from your threshold Like a dog! Moneys is your suit, den? By goodness, you haf more cheek As a book ent! ould E not said: Hat a dog money? Do a gon uv a gun Keep a pank ackound? Didn't it seem impossibility Dot a cur should lend you Or. Dree dousand ducats? Shall [ bend tow, und ina bondsman’s key Mid bated breath und vhispered humt id t ness Fair sir, you pit on me o You spurned me on Thursd On Friday you t My sti Auudder dime Old Stick-in-d Und, now, for dose dings Lend you Und took 9 morty On your old pald bead? -Crisweel’s New Shakespeare. esilay last, \d me to vipe off oa call me mu a fife-cent nicke ‘Tur crowds who flocked to New London, Conn., last week to witness the boat-race be: tween Columbia and Harvard crews, were dis- posed to speak lightly of the ability of the New Yorkers to cope with the men from Cam- The race was postponed until July 3d, in consequence of the drowning of Colum- bia’s coxswain. It would not surprise us to learn, when the race does take place, that those who bet their money on the Harvard crew will find that their’ judgment was sadly ity bridge. ident senior A CHARMING little fairy story that Pres Arthur has compelled the stalwart. e: Senator Roscoe Conkling to permit “that lizard on the hill” (Cornell) to have his own in this State, has been widely circulated. The “lizard” and Conkling in loving cm- brace would be a charming spectacle, but we doubt whether the former's chances for the overnorship could be bettered by asso tion with the latte! ign We. trust that Governor Cornell will s bill which provides for the election of men by assembly districts. As there are from twenty-five to forty Democratic candi- es in each district, the chances are good that the single Republican candidate in cach district will reach the City Hall first, and w York may have for onee a Board of ‘Aldermen composed entirely of Republican un « alde THE JUDGE. Wny will the New York reporters persist in giving Mr. William Sellers, the President of the Edgemoor Iron Works, the title of plonel ? Mr. Sellers was never a colonel, and does not desire to be confounded with Mark Twain's Colonel Sellers. Because Mr. Sellers is president of the company that con- tracted to furnish steel for the Brooklyn Bridge, and that has at no time lived up to its contract, these merciless reporters dubbed him Colonel Sellers. Mr. Joan L. SULLIVAN, of Boston,announces that at Washington Park, this city, on the glorious Fourth, he will knock all the pugilists out of time, Some cardriver or conductor who may not be acquainted with this celeb rity will, quite likely, give him a thrash before that time, ‘Tue time has arrived for Democratic new: apers of the East to predict that the Demo- ats will carry Ohio in the fall elections, but we beg leave to interrupt the festivities with the remark that the time has not yet arrived for the Republicans to permit their opponents to gather in that exceedingly wide-awake State. THE with the overworked and illy-paid freight- | handlers in their strike for a slight increase ympathy of the people of this State is | of wages, and the conduct of the grea road corporations in refusing the increa manded is disgraceful in the extreme. Sexator Dox Camenoy’s leadership of the tepublican party in Pennsylvania will soon be at an end, and Republicans throughout the puntry will have occasion to be grateful to | Senator Mitchell. | Ir the owner of a popular line of excursi steamers will not permit the sale of ales, wit and liquors on his vessels, perhaps he will pe mit the sale of ice-water, so that excursionists may not become ill through want of something to quench their thirst. It might not be out of place for somebody at this season of the year to offel ward for information as to the whereabouts of District Attorney John McKeon and his assistants. | ‘The City Prison is crowded with men and | women who are presumably innocent until their guilt is proved, and the judges deplore the neglect. of the proper prosecuting officers to bring their prisoners to trial. Tr is to be hoped that when this number of Tue JupcE shall have made its appearance that the monster Guiteau will have kicked his last kick. ‘The Reports of the ty few York amountof new I than any other claims t three years from thelr dat it pays its death claims Immediately upo proofs of death, and without discount or the di two or three ms er compan 1, of the commit- al employees for n expenses, has locked horns with George William Curtis, of the Civil Ser. vice Reform Association, and the respectable portion of the community will cheer for Mr. Curtis in the fight. CONGRESSMAN Jay HUnBE tee chosen to blackmail Fede! political camp: Wars Froed m he Unfurled her standard She tore the azure robe of night And set the stars of glory there!” mountain height, to the air, And th tion of Ne ¢ all there now, with the excep: w Jersey. Beware of ‘ Hop-up” fireworks, but go to ci rsons, importer and jobber, No. 12 Park Place, and you will get the reliable kine We have tried them, ‘*ZoEDONE” is the most delicious summer drink in the market, It is especially adapted for family use, and is a bright, thirst-allaying beverage, and may be drunk by the most fas- tidious and non-alcoholically inclined. ‘There is no reason why you should not have it, for it is sold everywhere. WHIFFS WITH CORRESPONDENTS. A. M. T.—Doing nicely. “ PUNSYMAN."—"*Speaking of New York hotels—is the Union. Square’? Certainly; Fiftecuth street and Fourth avenue. You area fanny man. F.C. T.—" How bad a poem will you publish” Not one so had as yours We have returned if, but postage-stampa were never employed in sach poor business, A. 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