Judge — June 17, 1882 — page 5: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

McGUFFIN HAS TWO EXPERILNCES IN BUYING A HORSE, A Burst of Confidence. A very sinall minority go through life play- | ing ledore and Ix the course of your judicial career, did | fortune, tossing it ne you ever notice the different w of meeting trouble ? kind ‘That isa very common expression we onen shuttlecock with mis. here, now there, but | Especially ‘ays men have | never letting it approach very near their | rimonially uppy—who has T mean trouble of any | persons. mateh, or whose wif a wife seized with the spring bonnet | But the most popular of all ways to wel- | cus-rider, or bec fever, a baby with the croup, rheumatism, | come trouble—rather, 1 should say, to meet | art corns, bunions, the want of moncy, the girl | it—is to take to drink. who is forever jealous of you—in short, any- thing unpleasant this true of a man who is mat ade a bad with a cir- ften flirting in the “ ss with, we prominent ele unusually sue’ sa “mas! ‘Poor fellow, he is in great trouble, and Or, worse still, if the man i: he’s taken to drink.” | clo} 1 too divorced —in either of these comicbooks.com