Judge — June 3, 1882 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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GONE. [Composed within an ambitious Philadelphia Vill-pos crts to G. W, Childs’ elegiac muse, be arcured at reasonable rates, vith gratuitous ws uf re Prigerator and ice af alt undertakers from thia date hen, Copurig He had eaten a green apple pie And cucumbers, sliced, just a few With a fresh rhubarb tart on the sly From his parients’ watchful vie And before the warm blush of the Had dried up tho night dews so damp, Oh, the angels in pity had borne Him oat of the throes of a cramp. Somesopy has said, ‘‘Don't shout until you're out of the woods,” and we beg to ask Mr. Jacob R. Shipherd, of Peruvian schemery, whether he is yet out of the forest? After at- tempting to blacken the reputation of a lar number of the public men of this country, and then discovering that he had stirred up a tor- nado about his own cars, he suddenly lapses into a humorous frame of mind. His recent letter to the newspapers, advertising a re- ward of $5 for the return of James G. Blaine to Washington, shows that Mr. Shipherd’s stay outside the walls of an asylum for idiots should be cut short, It was surprising that so shrewd a lawyer and politician as Rufus X. Y. Z. Andrew was generally supposed to be should have publicly accused Justice Westbrook, of the Supreme Court, of having accepted a bribe without being abundantly fortified with evi- dence that such a charge was true. Rufus was forced to admit that he had been led astray. Such is life. ANOTHER statesman gone wrong. This time Governor Thomas J. Churchill, of Arkansas, who is accused of having robbed the State Treasury of $139,000. The cry is, “Still they come.” Tutnk of it, Mr. Egan, of Troy, the bold Ben Butler is called the ‘Terror of Massa- chusetts.” Ab now Mr. James Elliott, of publicly brands Mr. John L, Sulli ton, with being “the would-be champion coward,” and savagely alludes to Mr. Sulli- van’s misunderstanding with a Boston barber. How unkind these prize-fighters are. | | | | | | ATTORNEY-G AL Marston, of Mass: chusetts, has condemned old Walt Whitman’ “Leaves of Gra company obedience and a Boston publishir en up the publication in to his official command. Saintly aintly Massachusetts ! has gi Wuo would not be a Sultan? A letter has been found in the sleeping-room of the Sultan, so the cable informs u: threatening his life, unless his present arbitrary plans are changed for more liberal ones. ‘The Sultan is now in utter consternation, and keeps himself in total seclusion. We believe you, Mr. | When threatening letters get so clo | one did, it is certainly high time fi | tan to get under the bed. Cable. as th r the Sul- Faxcy the New York World's | reference to the New York Times as a ‘vile and venal” newspaper. What is the World, | any how? It is certainly not a newspaper. Tue correspondent of THE JupcE who ac. companied the Loubat-Turnbull dueling party to the South last week has returned. 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It helped fll up the waste-basket just as well as better matter might have d | Jewpo Ji.—" Dean Sin: Will you te goo enongh to tell | me tbe language of apple-tree blossoms" The language of ap- ple-tree blossoms t#: Look out for boys tn the fi M. T.—We are very to signify Adeal, Stick to you will do the best work a ANDREW BEAX. friendly charms to accommod: nlinary good Jadgme must be main: that you ike it, Itm eves, for we are C them. T be made winced that snk mach of you. A friend and myself have h wing of *Muste hath and we have agreed to leave the de sion to your Honor. Please give us the correct readin, hing coukl afford as more gratificati Iy rendered, reads thuswise: ie hath charms to koothe the savage best, Climb a lightning-rod, and break opa hen's nest.” Rat possibiy this referred particularly to the alleged music of a hand-organ or an acconieon. 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