Judge — June 3, 1882 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. MATRIMONY “ont 1 ye, did you call for my neve hat Oh, dear, no; 1 fargot all abant it; but Premembered the buvkey hat. reoxp Yean.—Oh, 2 of a upon his calling. Ifyou can do that, do nefellow, If not, don't! As for a library, if you re: . the stub think that yout do not run in « : adisciple of for it: that is foolish; borrow what books ye Walton, the eynicism of a Diogene: ofa Wall street broker. 1 of these qualities, together with a You will be surprised as you goon in your or enough to support you for the | pr amule, th nd the require. Lawyers are always glad to lend If yon them, after careful collation To my surpri ening I ustoneht vou | sion to find how anuch your associates papils who now: ponr fands Into his treasury, d y, in the end, at the bar will do to ist you, but do not I. hat, uneilline that my eflorte should be ist, | gratify your ambition. But if any of these | rely upon that too much, Get some relative now present ai tof them in columns.) qualities you lack, revel while you in the on the bench and act as receiver or counsel. Young gentlemen, I congratulate you upon, honor of belonging to the profession, and , You will find it pays, And lastly—for TF must the snecess of your attempts to scale the ont. | leave itthe first time opportunity favors, For, | stop somewhere, tho upon this gen- posts of the Citadel of the Legal Profession.,| my young friends, be not deceived by flatter: | eral theme I could speak a week—never I rejoice to be able to-night to extend to you | ing hope: out of every ten of 5 tell the trath about your income ; it would | as my brothers in Law, the right hand of fel- | better financially by buying a stout line and a not be scemly, and would inevitably injure lowship, and to welcome you into that noble and fishing for sharks off the Ful- | your credit. And now I must close with the | army of martyrs, rendered illustr oh | ton Fe , in the East River, xpression of the hope that these words may renowned names as iny own, Chi Nor to such of you as spurn this excellet nk deep into your minds and bring forth George, the Count J advice and remain hugging the di fruit abundantly. BILDAD, Charles J. Guiteau’, phantom of he you can afford to hug | — | The calling to which you have devoted your- else—would I give the advice ovee | AvGustes T. Docnarty, the R selves has well been called a jealous mistress, | given to young men in a position simila this county, is one of the few city officials who who will give you but little money to spend on | yours, namely: ‘Ifyou have any mone actually performs clerical work. He is to be any other. You will realize this as you grow | it and get rid of it, marry a poor girl andrun | found at his desk every day, Sundays except- You will also find it to be ascience, in- | in debt for a lili All this may have | ed, from nine in the morning until five in the in its application, and profound in the | sounded very sagacious thirty or forty years | afternoon, and no clerk in his office docs more mysterious intric: of its reasons. ‘To ex-| ago: but times have changed. What you | work, Other city officials shonld paste this in cel in it—to reach that lofty position to which, | must do in these degenerate days is tl Lam confident, cach one of yon expects te if you tain, you must be wise as serpents, and nd bot |. nocent as foxes. You must have theetfrontery | you « | of a book-agent, the i strong hool ¥ pi their hats. * any money of your own, keep it, = w when you need to spend an. west of Queen Victoria's ¢: nimarry a rich girl, ¢ s has been betrothed to P: scrutability of aSphinx, | the most suecessful ‘yer of my 1 Nicholas Charles, of the House the ingenuity of an Edison, the humbug of a | ance married a fair ¢ assel. The prince has been bn 1 Barnum, the manners of a Chesterfield, the | income of sixty thonsand; he grants her an | under the weight of increasing debts for eloquence of a Burke, the brains of a Coke, the | allowance of five thousand a year and takes | years, and now shrieks for freedom, Will | nility of a Stewart, the long suffer- | care of the rest. Such a man reflects honor | the xy of rince Fred equaint- ed of an comicbooks.com