Judge — May 20, 1882 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. 13 SOME Of the numeroas dealers, because they could see a few cents more profit, have been gailty of offering worthless substitates for the only original and gen- uine Sulphur Soap—GLENN’S by name. There- fore, the public should guard against these deceptive imitations, and always ask for GLENN'S SUL- PHUR 804P, by its full name, and take noother. Read the following evidence from a ble source: ‘6. 7. 2. DURANT. Glenn's Saiphur Soap. ‘The most effective external Remedy extant for the cure of Skin Diseases and \ for Beautifying the Complexion. CAUTION. ‘There are counterfeita, Ask for "# Sulphor Soap, and sce that the name . CRITTESTO® ia on each packet. Sold by druggists, 25¢.; 3 cakes, Oc. ‘And mailed to any address on receipt of HALE'S HONEY HOREHOUND AND TAR FOR ADULTS and CHILDREN. reat Care for all COUGHS, COLT DIFFICULT BREATHING, and APFE } TIONS OF THE THROAT, BRONCHIAL and LUNGS, leading to CON- E SUMPTION. Children derive great benefit from its Sooth- ing properties when suffering with Croup and ‘Whooping Cough, RITTENTON, Prop'r, 118 Patton st, N. Y. LD BY ALL DRUGGISTS. Pike’s Toothache Drops cure in one minute, DO NOT THINK that Sapolio ix a FANCY ARTICLE because it fs put up In an attractive style. It will do more Work and will do it better than Three Cakes of any MINERAL OR SCOURING Soap ever made. BETTER and CHEAPER than SOAP row iis HOUSE CLEANING PURPOSES. vant, wand? WHEL CLEAN Kltchta tenths, Window, galt Tob Crockery, IT WILL POLISH Bi Steel Wares of all kinds eer tins Eee or a Rotten Stone—ASK FOR IT— ua sabelitute for It—It 18 the Best and Ghee 8 ring Soap. f TRY HAND SAPOLIO for an everyday Tollet and Bath Soap. Tt has no Grocers and Druggists Sell Our Goods, Farexps of Anna Dickinson say that her failure in “Hamlet” is not on her account, but on account of the play. We always thought that man Shakespeare didn't know his business, What he ought to have done was to take Miss Dickinson's measure before he wrote “Hamlet.” May be he did when he wrote ‘Richard UL,” but if be did, be got the hump on the wrong side. A cross-eyed play-writer is always making trouble.— Peck’s Sun. ‘Tuey were engaged—very much so, She was the sweetest of sweet seventeoners, and kissable to a dis- tracting degree. He was a bold, forwanl, brazen- faced young man. One day her mamma caught him in the very act of going throagh an osculatory perform- ance with her sweet seventeener, and, being much scan dalized at beholding her return the chaste salate, re- buked the damsel accordingly.“ But surely there can be no harm in it, ma, dear,” sald thesweet seventeener, with an artless smile, ‘for you know we are told that “Whatsnever ye would that men should do unto you, so do you even unto them.'"—London Judy. We have been looking rather closely at Mars through an opera-glass lately, and have come to the conclusion that they have got an elevated road up there that knocks spots out of anything we can do in the higher collision line.—N. ¥. Commercial Advertiser. An opera-glass, eh? You are sure it was that kind of glass? Well, perhaps it was. We see they aro making an in- strument of that kind that will hold about a pint. Tt is a wonder you didn’t also sce snakes in Mars, A Sr. Lovis man who was blown twenty feet by the explosion of a keg of powder, was uninjared. It seems he had been married four times, and a little thing like the explosion of a powder-keg was of no account to him,—Peck’s Sun, Etcury per cent. of the American Congressmen know how to play poker.—Ez. ‘ Poker,” we suspect, is1a Sunday-school game, in which there are kissing and forfeits and things, Jennings’ Sanitary Depot. Send for Cire Mention this Paper. A Bue: Propnetor. A Skin of Beauty is a Joy Forever. DR. T. FELIX GOURAUD'S Oriental Cream, or Magical Beautifier Removes Tan, Pi PURIFIES Mug. M. BT. GOURAUD, Sole YY. koe eae by a arugesinana Pan Fane ads Deaierathroaghout "Canadas and ‘Aino fot Rte Madya Sterne Bhrichie Ride and otter Fancy Gade Dealers, Bewar ward for re of bang Imitations. | $1,000 Rei arrest and proof of any one selling the MY WIFE'S MOTHER, By “ BRICKTOP.” Ono of the funniest and most satirical books ever published; everybody knows" BRICKTOP "as the great humorist of tbe day., Bo not fall to purchase this book, ad Judge for yoursel. RANK TOUSEY, Publisher, Nos. 84 & 36 North Moore St, N. Y., and you will receive @ copy by return mail, . day. Also removes superfuous hair withont solar, fe peatin. Top. 48 Seni one two, three or Ae dolly for a retail box, DF express, of test candies in the Word: pat up in Handsome vosea, All wriZuy pare Stltabie for presenta. Try itouce, Address, C. F. GUNTHER, Confectioner, 78 Madison St., Chicago. “2:RHEUMATISM COOGAN BROS, 121, 128, 125 aad 12 BOWERY, CORNER GRAND STREET, N. FORNITORE, CARPETS, BEDOING, &. For the information of those desiring to furnish their homes in a moderate manner we append the following list of prices: Y. PARLOR. 1 Book-case, 1 Library Tab Lounge, 2 Fasy Chairs aid 3 6 2 pair Curtatos of raw alk, with DINING-ROOM. 1 marbie-top Skieboard, lar Ex ension Table BEDROOM SUITES. inted Chamber Suite, 6 pieces... inted Chamber Dreasing-Case Suite, § piccen Ran Chamber Salte, 10 pleeen. walnot Chamber Sulte, 10 BEDDING. 1 Mair Matrea, Gest qual. ale Pillows. oF beat date 1 Hoskeaiiedfairtop Mattress 1 Weaige Holster Cottons, per yard. Matting, per yan. All Goods sold on the Most Reasonable Terms of Payment. Our large capital ena- bles us to give longer credit and better terms than any other house in the trade. Our inva- riably fair treatment of customers is well known. We never subjoct them to any of the annoyances practiced by petty dealers. ILLUSTRATED DESCRIPTIVE. PRICE LIST SENT FREE ON APPLICATION. Mention “THE JUDGE.” JAS. & EDWARD COOGAN 121, 123, 125, 127 BOWERY, Comer GRAND ST., New York. comicbooks.com