Judge — May 6, 1882 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. 13 TO AN OLD FRIEND. Coxe, gentle Spring, ethereal mildness, come! ‘Approach ua when the blue bird gayly sings; Draw nigh while yet the small boy beats his dram, Dreaming of candy-sticks and other things. In thee we hail the advent of the day When cleaning house absorbs the fleeting time— When carpets fall, and parlor stove-pipe gay, With door and knuckles maketh tuneful rhyme! ‘Thon art a poem in thyself, O Springt Throbbing with feet and meters all thine own; ‘And in thy tender soul is murmuring Alike the epic music and its moan. Sweet Spring! of whom ten million poets howl, ‘Thou art a season dear to every one; When sportamen of their luck do lie or growl, And look in vain in the unloaded gun! Come, then, unto us, while each heart is gay; Dispose thyself about the residence; Be easy—make thyself at home— Away! ‘The landlord's coming! Hatefal season, hence! J. W. SWEELT, A GREAT amount of talk is made about five- cent fares on the Elevated railroads, but not a word of complaint is heard about the charge of six cents on the Fourth avenue surface line —a line that charges more for a shorter ride and less accommodation than any in New York. Consistency is a jewel, of course, but when the cry is up against one monoply, an- other one flourishes, laughs, and grows fat in peace, Some of the enemies of the Administration have a fling at the new Secretary of the Navy, and sneeringly say that he is a ‘‘httle fellow.” Well, what of it? he has only a little navy to take care of. WE should not like to live in Iowa, for the laws are just awful. A man out there was re- cently fined three thousand dollars for kissing a girl, and she was only a servant girl at that. Sasary TILDEN insists upon it that his right arm is not paralyzed, and to prove it, he re- cently allowed several of his friends to stick pins into the slandered member, and he never so much as winced once. Ir is said that the up-town store of A. T. Stewart & Co. is to be turned into a museum, It has been a curiosity shop for a long time. AND so Darwin is dead? Well, he was the first one who had the nerve to look in a mir- ror and openly assert that man is descended from the ape. Tue colored people have now raised the ery —‘ The Chinese must go.” It must be that the white-washie washie business is threat- ened by the yellow boys, TuE United States Congress is getting to be almost as stupid and dull as the English Par- liament is. Senator Dorsey employs Ingersoll to de- fend him because that gentleman does not be- lieve in future punishment—not even for Star Routers. HEAVEN is losing its reputation faster than any place we ever heard of. With the ex- ception of Sindram, every murdercr who has been hung for years has publicly asserted that he was going straight there on a cut ticket. Let's see; wasn’t there a man by the name of Edson—or was it Ben Franklin—who said something about lighting New York or some- where by electricity? Tue ugliest thing in spring bonnets— Banged hair. GERD Bes and adarens to Cragin & Co., Piladelphie, Pa, for cook boo! $1.000 REWARD or,» permme uke Read's, Gnaxp Decuess Coroaxe. ft took arst preminm at At- Yanta; also The World's Pair, and waa pronounced the best In JOHNNIE BELLHENDER tickled a mule with a straw, and found that nature’s laws are in- evitable.—Exchange, He tickled the mule with a straw, he did— That child with the golden hair; Bat the mule it kicked that foolish kid Far up the golden stair. 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