Judge — April 22, 1882 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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THE D JUDGE. A BUDDING CITY YOUTH WITH HIS PInsT yay ES . AND TOW MOTHER GOOSE ON RAILWAY MANAGEMENT. Hub a dub, dub, Three men in a tub, And who do you think they be? Old Cyrus and Sages, And railroading J. G— Turn ‘em out, pals all threo! ‘THE OLEOMARGARINE business is looking up. It has been ascertaincd that the St. Louis manufacturers only use the fat from horses and dogs. Consumers of the article will breath freer hereafter. It is to be hoped that Teller, the new Sec- retary of the Interior, was not a bank Teller previous to bis present appointment. Crixre man all samie likie Melican man now, don't hec? IT EFFECTS HIM. LE JOHN SHERMAN somehow manages to take it very quietly, the raging of the heathen to the contrary notwithstanding. Ir the peanut flourishes in China, John Russel Young's mission will not be made in vain. A Report is current that Barnum is ne- gotiating with Jay Gould, with a view of en- gagement for his ‘Greatest Show on Earth ” —J. G. to give two exhibitions, daily, of his $53,000,000 surplus, and explain how it was acquired. Should the arrangement be effect- ed “Jumbo” will pale into ntier insignifi- cance as a popular companion attraction. SHAKESPEARE on the Morey Letter business: “There is a divinity that doth shape our ends rough, Hewitt, how we may.” WHIFFS WITH CORRESPONDENTS. G. RP—Accepted with thanks, P. R P.—Your articie tacks body, G. P.—The story was pablished in The Arm Chair about one year ago, €.M.M.—Not pointed enoogh for Tae Jcpor, and #0 we Pointed it the other way. ‘8. W. C.—Your poem wants novelty, as well as rereral otber things. Carefally consigned. HL M. W.—Don't waste interrogatory postage stamps. What ‘we nse of yours will be paid for, “Tavry."—You don't appear to be feeling jast well, bat a Little salt will probaly be beneficial to yon, A.M. T.—You don't hold many tramps in your hand this week. Avoid panning. and you may be able to succeed better, V. P. B.—Death is klowly bat snrely doing his work and we believe there are only three authors of ** Beautiful Snow " hie. ing now. ©. B, C.—" Seeing that yon are something of a farmer, on paper, at all events, 1 woold like to ask you what kind of peas, are best to plant.” Certainiy. Raw ones, “Cre Rioce."—The three-ball game of billiards ts andonbt- ‘edly the most scientife, bat it occasionally leads tts patrons to the three brass balla, yast the kame as the four-ball game does, comicbooks.com