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4 % A GENTLE HINT. ve The 1m) For time and time rates on bas ever li Tat yet at every xt INPe: And so with me; thouzh oft, ince) Its ar There tisk T view mething new in at OUR POPULAR FARCES. Our Life Insurance Companies REPORTED BY ED" rwo IN 1eTs, CHARACTERS Ma. GULLIBLE, AGENT RAKEMIN, PRESIDENT ‘Traxgen. (of the Exnie Cry PLease LIFE INSURANCE Co.), Doctor Phat simi, | MeN, Mrs, GULninnr, Aer Office of the Eine: Crry st Lae Ixsenaxce Co, Eater Mit ¢ LY ail AGENT RAREMIN, agent Kakemin,—M show great di of your lif not Goaswe: CRIVER SORNEL AWE nu Gullible, you have ion in coming to me for sura led nu0n in our comp: better demonstrated y Of course there ai otk mpanies in New York, but. : nfidentially, Mr. Gullibte, Aust look at why, we'll insure your life for $10,000, will 1 idlentially, tne real rat have sense Life Insurance ¢ and are but fr ivately wids uel all a year, aré two hundred frien tof min do you you ve to pay us is Ity, but_you he Wh: uit the poliey for that ainount? Cullible.— Mr, Rakewmn, 1 Had poor man, 1 1 you well know uid Tean fix it for tiny y—will we mak M you ean mw what clerk ina | clothing what man) laries clerks in clothing Late 1 hav mand, and T have y | this is Mr. Gullible THE JUDGE. resolved to iusure my lite for the benetit of my wife and my five children, tor if 1 should die | now T would not be able to leave a cent at | their di Mr. Noble resoly ible, you are a man worthy of pra ly Gull. | Oh, it | wl anyio from the to Rakemin. Mr. all men were like you, r¢ to leave their dear woleavant, Praudible, wh Mr, Gullible your company sate? Mr. (ngtenenty) Mr. Gullible, if you entertain any suspicions of our company sul right auine you ones aunt Con will ¢ (hesitatingluy away Doctor | But—bur Rokewiu Safe! undness Fado not ask you to in rd of the Bank of ompany is just as sate as sure, You have England? well, our that, Wh: Franquil, he will t 1 —— re comes President | you whether it is = Mr. Guilible hot question him, Mr. You are want to kuow about t first that 1 w our 1—1 just asked. Youn min. understand perfectly a business man, and you naturally ings betore you insure, 1 will own questioning comp Int E will overlook it. Enter PRESIDENT TRANQUIL, esident Tranquil,—Ah, good morning, Ay You are just the man FE want to | Rakemin,.—What tor, sir? Dresident hour or Tranguil.—Can you spare able tine th y paralyzed my supons trom United States bonds three ld, 1 » have You assist ne are »elip, Lakemin.—With p an 20 Ihave cutting otf these last would like acouple of millions y Mr hours, and, if you ¢ P mr ident, who means te insure in the company. President Tranquil (agiablyy.—You better, al) I pleased to make your better acquaintance, but 1 have a private unent with Win I, Vanderbili to see about placing a anillion urs mortgage upon his Fifth aver coms Bill has run short, and if the pany do it, not do my dear would be att house, un help him out, why, of course, we'll So, really, you must exeuse me. Goorl [Brit PResipest TRaxguit. Mr. Rakemtn.-- Mr. Gullible; do you doubt the soundn unpany now? Mr. Gallibte 1 will ins you heard what he (deeply impresser) right away. Enter 1 Pravsinnr. Hible, this examiner. [hope | condition is all right, the doctor, is very strict} He rejected a promi. nent millionaire who desired to in but lay before yesterday, heeanse the million: | e had s (Aside to Docton PLavsing i We'll whack up on | the commish, Doctor Plansible.— Mi His tongue amined, his lungs tested, his chest sonwled, Mr. ( mlical Mr, Pakemin Plausible, your physi Doctor | our 4 re his Life ai stye on his eye. ss hin ake off your coat, sir. GULLIMLE complies, cud his pulse felt, ized.) Doctor Plausible, 1 sues youareall right His head is also sevutine my dl Mr, Gullible, We Iwill I have fits. Doctor Plansi have tits. Mr, Gullible very sev norrhages. Doctor Plansible,—Nemorr ficial to a porsén of They re from the system. Mr, Gultibte,—Every have fainting spells. Doetor Plausibte Every only is have fainting spells. Why, acti had them myself. You a Mr id tor, Tain aman of er Hee: asionally Muy one, sir, is liable to Vlast week 1 had Iwe your > the emperament and disposition, surplus blood horday. asa rule, 1 apt te ys E have sll right pphy sic skemin.—Vhat, Mr, Guilible, settles tiny on dollar vid think Yow pay your first year’s life tisfietion —we insure your tor it bei to realize what a will be for yon upon your dyi that your wife for, and children are well provided wh act Hest, Act Two. SCENE, Tink. — tater, Enter Mas. GULLIBLE Waits jor MeNEIL, Mrs, Gullible.—: receiver MeNeil.— Tam. Three Takes a Eater several hours, Krenn you Receiver MeNeil? that isto say—t ye way Twish my Mn g 1 another, od woman? Mrs, Gullible.—My duced to take a Tif company for titty ane What do yon want, husband. sir, was ine insurance policy in this lollars a year, for whiek at his death [was to 1 lars. He paid up his week ago he died, 1 paid my poliey. MeNeil qayhe ceive ten thousand ¢ rst year’s dues, and a have come here to be Receiver ye for what? Urs. Gullible.—To receive the ten thonsaned doll Hy have e MeNeil.—Mrs. crazy ?—you won't receive ten thettsaned ecnts Mrs, Guilible. —Why wort Receiver Me. i failed, AM of its assets, except tilly them dollars, are three hundred square ac the desert of Sahara, whieh much now, but may in tine, valuable, viver Gullible, ave you pauuise the cony worth at in isnt say a comple he vel Gullible wd any (smddenty) you conturies, Mr myself (bursting inte tears), —Then children are be; say the couldn't: 1 © beggars, fity thousand a moiety of ar dollars, Could that? Recviver yet Neil (steruly).—Doeiledly not. hat all goes to me in part payment of Heaven bless the nan who Insurance Comp Good+ es as Recei first invented Li Receiverships! nies and CURTAIN, JeMno wrote Sabo up for the Sin comicbooks.com