Judge — April 1, 1882 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. TI “ ERRATICS.” He that is strictly virtuous must be in “very good” circumstances, Evey a fifty-three million tin box has a soldered bottom. Victor Hvco says that he now lives only for his grandchildren. It is to be hoped that they appreciate the compliment, even if they | can’t reciprocate the abnegation, Tue tradesman who is up to his eyes in business is in immediate danger of getti beyond his depth. Tue man who pledges his watch isn’t nec- | dvance” of his time. Wuew you “lose” your temper there is no recompense in “finding” fault. NEXT season no menagerie will he complete without fifty elephants, and at least a dozen looms where all the camel's hair shawl be | utilized. How much quicker you can cireulate @ ly- ing report than a counterfeit dollar. Ropix Hoon, the famous ¢ an arrow-ninded il his sweeth and out of London, were all bow belles, tlaw archer, was FLonips mosquitoes go it blind, and through the blinds, Stuur is coming and the Gainsborough hat will cease to be “a Jong felt” want—with the women, For better or for worse the divorce of Tam- y is complete lo Courier,“ con voutly to be wished,” as William jentally remarks; but where the Democratic party? phn * Manhattan” Kil ‘Tur redoubtable having the nan | «Kelly's Island glass of Ohio catawba, as once de of ch his lips over sked: ‘* Wine not?’ Tr Cyrus must have a monument why doesn't he complete the one to big chief George W., at Washington City? The Rand a heir ly-born male pic NGC nipping Many a poor fellow’s career ha | ed by a premature explosion of giant pow Wnat goeth on at. pre clothes. ont: New spring nt words t nothii in the market and v Aurnovcn ple they are quite | “dear” to the heart. | Waar cometh off ne chest-proteetor and the t week: The October mber under-shirt p ALBION W. T t the meetin will delive ww York and one of the ld sinart Alecks hopes that none of the members will have “Bricks Without Straw" in their | hi It would hardly be a “novel” sight at n editorial jamboree on Our Continent. The picnicking journalist seldom if ever goes on | “A Fool's Erran¢ you have any doubts, SCHENECTADY has sent Assembly chamber a Campbell to the » ring is a high. toned one. that cannot be pulled by every lobbyist, although willing at at all times to chime in on any regular tune. | whe | the generous political god of modern Hium, Ren: occasion to engag ally slap their ever-greedy pockets, and Gjaculate “ More-fees (Murphy's) our boss !” comicbooks.com