Judge — March 18, 1882 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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He was studying his favorite book on astronomy, ant had hunted in edin for certain ficed stars on a cot- ored print, ASTRONOMICAL, THE JUDGE. on: ATIONS. When something he stepped on caused him to fo the missing ones anil ticenty or thirty ner Up Before the Judge. <aTOR EpMUuNps is so landed by both par- ties that he may be considered as the greate | statesman of America. Still he does not part | his fine long beard in the middle, nor wear a | fancy neck-tie with a mule-shoe on it, nor grow round-shouldered with a big wa chain, He wears the plainest pepper-and- suit of clothes he can get, and in a horse | he doesn’t make half as much noise as the young man who carries his brains in a ette case. Tue design on the medal for the 306 was a pelican, which is supposed to feed its young with its own blood. But that was not the reason of the Grant 306. It was that the pelican, with its big pouch under its chin, can drink more and say less than any other bird. Secretary Bos Lixcots is a dapper, clothesloving man of the cuckoo (or Bobo- lincoln) style. His whiskers have always troubled him, because he is proud of them. E ‘aToR (now Mayor) W. Pinckney Wurte, of Baltimore, is a very stiff, digni man, who affects the swell style of the highah culchoore of Maryland. Conkling once asked him what he thought of being shaved after a negro (Bruce). ‘In my part of the country,” said Whyte, ‘a gentleman is supposed to shave himself.” | Senator Wixpow is not to be without oppo- sition in Minnesota. He 1s a round limbed, round-faced man, a sort of cross between G. W. Childs and the late Mr. Forney in appear- ance. He has a half ‘ whatal’yesay ner which does not appear in his pictures, is man- quite a man of the world, and, like Forney, tosses his hat just a bit s; his head, which swings when he walks. ucily on the side of th a little freedom | Mr. Donatp G, MITCHELL once made the ntimental young ica mad over his Dreams and his Reveries. In boyhood he was deli e. He the best writers of English now liv “My Farm of Edgewood" is a splendid piece of writing, Ile is large and plump, r bling Rev. Dr. Schenck. His cheeks are rud- dy. His temper is bad, His marriage gave him Southern influences, and he was some- at of a copperhead. He likes to fold his arms and muse. He built a picturesque house from stones which he found on his own | farm near New Haven. His sweet, delicious style of writing is the opposite to his rugged- ness of self-regard. men and women of Amer- m: JAY CHARLTON. Fats love flattery. Wuex your son is so bad that you are ned of his actions on the streets, hide him in a wood-shed. ashi ALL drug: of them bri s are not fools, although some in a mortar, Ir Tennyson keeps on writing “ charges” he will give more credit tha n he receives, | Swiypvrve says that around the old maid | there is always something misty. She is the maid of the missed. tramps have a good deal of song Saysa preacher: ‘Even on the last day all not es icism.” Of cou not. Probably Gabriel himself will make a trumped up charge. you sI AN artesian well in Rhode Island has been abandoned for want of a sinking fund, Tuk man whose photograph is in the rogues’ gallery does not feel stuck up. Tue devil fish has tentacles. tackle one of these ten tackle: get picked up, And if you ten to one you ONT is a temper- ance man. is a very good temperance drink, too. Mr. W. W. Astor is very fond of a fine dinner-set he has, This daisy is a China Aster. A rrienp of the Pres ys that Mrs. Mayes, with her cold water pitcher and her hideous three-thousand-dollar chinaware, bought at the expense of the Government, rar one administration, and that is enough for any woman, “Cri 's quests” are so frequently held in taverns that they are called inn-que: Tue press is the “fourth estate,” and therefore the lobby must. be the fifth e: e. A Westcnester parent is so high-toned that when he cuts a switch from a birch tree and motions his son towards the wood-shed he politely says, ‘Drop into the branch office.” JvpGinG from the descriptions in the French and English fashion journals, bathing suits, y on the French coast, will have more lessness about them than ever, so that those who go to court in the surfare likely to be somewhat non-suil A Tlupso county 1 badly to make a pun, '$ meant something to who wished very zgested that poll- ail ona wig with. Baxks, the “Bobbin Boy” , is still very active in poli- and, like the spools he used to carry, he pobbin’ round, . Dinry lace collars are sometimes unpleasant illusions. Mr. TILpeN is again several Bourbon made a said to be engaged to Is, Sammy must have sh. Ir was a half-breed who said that to be half- bred is to be better than no loafer, ScnoneLerr did not talk to Paris green; but Dox Co! | ING will not don the ermine. he made a Prussian blue. comicbooks.com