Judge — March 11, 1882 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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“Hark! hark! hear the dogs bark, pine to town; And som Yes, they are landing on our hospitable shores by the ship-oad lately; but we hope the ¢ pmin ke particul: from Russia and Poland will ins, now that they are ina nus liberty, to so con- duet. themselves as not to. awaken 1 prejudices in this « thousands of foreigners who come here many posses cP land of civil and religi ntry, for among the re el of the same religious fanati: cism that has driven them from their homes, They the all welcome so long as they behave we can even endure a few more nd-hand clothing dealers, and perhaps put up with worse cigars than we now obliged to stoke (for many of them are ers), but they must leave religion ed out when they come to do busin in time they may arouse a spirit of preju- gainst themselves that will give Unele Sam as much trouble as it has the Ts Russia, and compel hun, for the sake of pe in his family, to bounce them in tarn to: some other country, Let them have as much re ligion of any kind as they want, but when they t with our member that it recognizes no ip. her these natical in this particular sceutions of een- ¢ in con n let them sed, and only expect vl new generous civil pond citize societies who are looking als, Hecing from a super power, should educate th if they wish to have the pe turies against them to cea: rr here, for all are alike welcome to our shores, the Jew-hate well as the Jew. The members of these t civilization: let them impart it to their snists, who are coming her s have become imbued with our relig’ for refuge. Crisp on Kate. On, Jupce ! How nice it is to have thy wis- dom! How beautiful in these “ Wilde” days to get at the truth of things through your double lens. Ever. sin I rei of the This 1 the article in the first d Continent, by Miss numbe Kate Ficld, | have wondered what manner of person is this, that goes shopping in. this decade with a “threestollar bill at a ninety: {— 7 THE JUDGE. You have explained; the T harmless, she prattles of things r girlhood in those “threeddollar nid tives, and end of the week hill for the week's se set the example of good m urotf days, when * slipped in between the rls were content atthe vice, when employers | ners and ¥ ning ways for their emple 5 to follow, know: ing, as in the case of the teachers of “ shop manners,” they were only the employees ef «d, genteel women did rs clicking French heels charge, Stand ercet they would not ignore persons standing ry’s desk making mquiries ri the modus operandi of that vast (limited), that was an trade, by staring rudely at them, reaching in front In those days, not rush through «le revolutionize f them to secure papers che light upon, and then engage such s¢ private conversation without a to the lady standing. simple “beg In the “ninety-nine cent store, may be hardly standing room, one is not met Y step with “What is it?’ in a tone of “good lad, what are you doing here if not So often is this rep shop (limited) ated that the Iready known asthe * What | " in the shape of a ‘ nd we are to these base hire solitary morning that the (limited) girls ‘They have nothing else to do, and if they can earn their weekly stip by sitting on co-operative (limited) chairs, 1 Kate, let ‘em sit. since, regarding s say by all means, Jay Charlton's Hints to Farmers. Prrsimwons should be planted with their are two kinds: or the alum kind, which are as the jokes got olf dinner, and are cooked alum mode, amon is the kind you knock ‘This expression American per down with the longest pole. es from the odor which arise if you have ever f cat you know that th the cat, or else the sit a skunk or a pole. | t knocks you down. ‘The name persimmons comes trom pawnbroker of Virginia. for all his goods * px ‘ » the expression, “It take long Pole to. knock per Simmons,” mons are good to learn to whistle on, than a tuning fork. with a persimmon in mouth is like the smack t patting the lips to handle of an elect better pucke while there is th 1 machine in each an Some of the horticulturists are fond of bour- bon roses, wh es in Kentucky, where | It is now called “Hush money.” Things planted, the land | called by their proper names nowau bourbon roses were forme: has been seeded down to rye and blue grass. he darkest bourbon rose is the Agi and like the bourbon roses sold in bottles, if it gets a grip on you, you will sing, arose my soul arose, Phillipini is also a bourbon rose, Le Phanix is a beanty, Ashes inay | beapplicd as a fertilizer, ‘The Phoenix will from these ashes, 1 e the celebra color, ashes of roses Gypsum should be planted early in the spring. It will come up in the curly heads of the sweet red elovers, Bees cat clover ea rose from its ashes. Hen “l cremation sweets, Bees lay honey, Men eat honey. Hence gypsum comes back to you with the | buckwh ‘This is one of Mer. bert Spenei points, We hh called Gypsum—which the children got from Gypsy. We planted him one spring to ¢ | rid of his bark ; and the neighbor: had more chickens to eat than tl | before. ‘They had formerly be and roosted too low, | ‘The tramp crop promises to be very good along country roads. with hot coffee and be purchased four big dog ¢: on the lawn; and althoug ful on the road, the gate latch rusted off for wantof use, One of our ne ed that we kept too many d ofthe y ne f sce ns about it; but ther wead Thus three dol lars’ worth of dog coops, properly planted on the lawn, will yield a hundred dollars’ worth of hot coffee. around us ever had nour chickens, y need fertilizi fsteak, One season we ops, and placed them } tramps were plenti- zhbors complain. and a just 0 won the pla Iy the art of putting things vigorously, the London correspondent of the New York Times an “tak ake.” It isthrough | him we learn that Mr. Charles Reade is writ ing a new novel, and “laboring intensely at Jit.” And, adds the correspondent: “Every | line of it is written with brainsweat.” © Brain sweat” is good—but_ not for ink, however. On paper, we should say it would be likely to make the brain of the com positor sweat, and his tongue and very loudly, at the ne tion of “copy thus prepared, It is quite evident old Metaphor in, and in timate—with the correspondent aforesaid, (and keep) thi as a substitut swear, also, alisfactor round a Messrs. 4. BR. Oscoon & Co., the Be publishers, announce “a work by E Bi boards.” Any f cled boards, ton zabeth al vale, “richly bound in bev- ‘ant’ Johnston, ric bound in beve 1 curios. ity. But we should like to know by what war rant of authority Messrs, J. RL OL & Co. uns dertake to bind Elizabeth “ ric wise, in beveled” or unt must be something ly," or other reveled 1 Clearly, here is a case that ought to invitethe special attention of the S. PC. A. Will good Mr. Henry Bergh please make a note of it? Your ‘intluential” ward politician may be off n tried, but he is seldom, if ever, ope nivietion, It used to be called “Silence is gold Wowey’s Rights are generally left, comicbooks.com