Judge — March 11, 1882 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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Y., and you will receive a copy by return mail. fewspapers, Books, Pamphlets, Baring, Brass, Lead, Plates, Stere Tea Lead, and’ Old Metal of every description. ORDERA DY MAIL PROMPTLY ATTENDED To. Will send to any part of the City or suburbs. STOCKWELL, 26 ANN STREET, NEW YORK. 3. TO COLUMBIA, st to the strains that I murmur so loverly, Yet once again by thy side let me be; Scorn the tame grace of that ancient De Coverly, Old Peter Cooper or Samael T. e I not traveled with energy furious Over all countrie Feasted by kin Worshiped by aklermen down on their knees? Did T not rail at the Turks in Bulgaria, Dine with Victoria, and lunch with the Czar, Swig at champagne with the King of Bavaria, Back the Khedive in a family jar? Smooth from thy brow every trace of severity, Pleiige me this toast spite of barrels” or tricks, “Live the brass me Joined with the n ind over all seas, a, interviewed by the curious, —-Boston Commercial Bulletin Yestenpay fot angry ente }o0n a citizen who was flurried avd ed a grocery store on Antoine street and 1 out to the owner: “Why do you keep a dog around herv to eat folks up?” Didt-my oop?” was the innocent query in repl but he tore my coat half off my back, ai pay for it!” “How much!” “Well, it will cost as much as $2 to get it repaired. You'll either pay it or Ti have the dog shot.” “Ob, Ill pay dot,” said the grocer, and he did, but the man was hanlly out of si before he jumped a foot high and called out: “Dun and blitzen, but I vhas 4 in Amer. ca! Why, I sells dot dog to my fad Ww more as six weeks ago!"—Detroit Free Press. A cuanwtye old pedant in the country, on learning that a favorite papil of his had been t nth staffof a Boston paper, wrote to the editor-in-chief con cerning the yoang man: “If he should shall be very happy in thinking that the spark which I have watered containel in it the germ of a structure destined to soar and elevate with ita radian Heged readers. en 0 ave a career I our pris. Ho also advised the editor to * give th young man a bint that may quench the seeds of ambi they swell toa gale that will take the bit its teeth and dazzle by its clamor."—Boston Scuurvas, the bruis thinks be has a Waterloo coucealed about his person.— Denver Tribune. Asotuer member of the New York Legislature has nt his paas back to Vanderbilt. He sent i have it made out for his family instead of hims —Cinernnati Saturday Night. Bostox women have be entlemen who ve up thelr seats in the street on women always did affect singularity.—Philadelphia News. Ma. TIskLeravot has just returned from Washing- ton, and told his wife that he was p the floor of the House,“ Well, I declat 1 Mrs T., “them Congressmen never had any manners, Couldn't they give ye a chair, Fd like to know Minois State Register 0 tidings bave been received from Stanley, It is rumored that hi to Africa, but that he joined the New York police force, and has gone to sleep on his beat.—Williams- port Breakfast Table. Tur Yale Collezo faculty have declared that after, when the seniors or sophomores injurea freshman, the guilty parties shall be panished jast as if they had injured a human bein; plorer, for two years, rexas Siftings. Sreaxixo of Cincinnati reminds us that the shrewd people of that mazniticent center of art and hoz’s feet have discovered that Miss Addy Patti is uncommon fond of her tod. This is a terri ing up and down among Atlanta Constitution, rumor to go travel- the newspapers of the day. Ir seems that Mr. Ryan intended to whip Mr. Salli- in fifteen minutes. If Mr. Sullivan hadn't whipped him in eleven minutes he might have accomplished b intentions. —New Haren Register. A rarniottc exchai a "If it rete —Elmira Free Press. revives the question, “Are we 8 to vaccination we think we are. A scrtaste inscription to be placed on the coffin of a deceased printer: Louis Hornet. “This is the lower case."—St, /@-RHEUMATISM vel, Diaheies, French, Vegetal Saticylates LEGGAT BROS. CHEAPEST BOOK STORE IN THE WORLD. NEW AND OLD HOOKS ALMOST GIVEN NEW CATALOGUE PRE. SEND STAM IMMENSE PRICES PAID POR OLD) BOOKS. 81 CHAMBERS STRE ‘Third door west of City Hall Park, N.Y. tnfatinte, 498,762 Away No THE CHEAPEST NOVELTY IN THE WORLD. HOUSE GOLD! Gow $10 day, Easily Made. ratchex Brazilian Cata Tricks Diamonns logue tb Stock, Seven Shot Revolvers 2 Ste Watehea, $200, neta, frou 23 cents up to FELTON MANUFACTURING COMPANY, No. 138 Fulton Street. N.Y. OF PUBLIC INTEREST. 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