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# The Judge Magazine Page Analysis This page from *Judge* magazine contains three distinct satirical pieces: **1. Mormon Polygamy Editorial** ("Questions of the Day"): The opening attacks Utah's polygamous Mormons, calling for their disenfranchisement as a moral reform. This reflects late-19th-century anti-Mormon sentiment and federal efforts to suppress polygamy in U.S. territories. **2. The Peruvian Company Scandal**: The piece mocks Jacob R. Shipherd, who claimed prominent supporters (including General Grant and senators) for a scheme to annex Chile and Peru to the United States. When these figures publicly disowned him, Shipherd was left isolated—satirized as a "Colonel Sellers" (a fictional con artist). This exposes political scheming and fraudulent claims of influence. **3. Police Court Justice**: The final section criticizes New York magistrate Justice Smith for sentencing a young woman to Blackwell's Island for cross-dressing to earn a living—depicting judicial overreach and moral rigidity as absurd. The cartoon (illustration at top) appears to be the magazine's masthead or decorative element.

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THE JUDGE PUBLISHING C0, | Nos. 18 & 15 PARK ROW, N. Y. | PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK. | TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS. | | One copy, or 13 w 1a i} 19.418 Park Kow, 8. ¥ Questions of the Day. “Ir is never too late to mend” is a saying ¢o old and good that it may be used at this time in considering the Mormon question. Tue Jvpcr observes with much satisfaction | that the newspaper press of the country, State legislatures, popular orators, and distinguish- ed clergymen upon polygamy, and althou in the day to begin the defiant law-breakers of Utah, late than never.” That polyg: permitted to obtain such one of the Te trol of the national ton those who take subject. That nothing was ever de | all-powerful government until now looking towards the complete crushing of the poly mists must excite the wonder of many minds. Now that a start has at length been made inthe ight direction, the well-meaning people of the nd have a right to rejoice. Disfranchise | the Mormons. Let no man who has mor than one wife have the right of suffrage, and much will be done towards purifying the moral atmosphere of Utah. The Peruvian Company, of which one Jacob R. Shipherd seems to be the head and front, is ina bad way. Shipherd came before the public with a flourish of trumpets, as- | suming to have at his beck and call some of the most distinguished men of the country, His scheme to annex Chili and Peru to the United States, according to his voluminous have combined in an assauit gh it is rather late | inst the “it is betier amy bh strong rusade a s been voting in the alleged con- overnment may well as- time to contemplate the by this srritories under pamphlets, was bound to be successful. At | first he declined to give the names of those in- terested in the project with him, and it was suspected that he stood solitary and alone— thereal “Colonel Sellers” cfthe age, Angered at the repeated attacks upon his integrity, he a ed his list of names, and demanded protection from further onslaughts. But General Grant, Senator Blair, of New Hamp- | hire; W. E. Chandler, Senator Senator Dawes, Senator I Newitt, William M. E' William £. Dodge, Claflin, Boutwell, ale, Congressman arts, Sidney Dillon, Norvin Green, TI. B. | Ex-Judge Hilton, W. R. Garrison, | | and others mentioned by Shipherd as his | | co-conspirators, have disowned him and his | scheme, and “ Colonel Sellers" is left friendless | and alone in his Spruce street office. Chili | and therefore continue to eat Peru may | diat THE JUDGE. each other without further fear of interference from him. The police ma, ates of New York, taken je, Would form an attraction second only to the Park Commissioners and the Dock asa wh Commissione first-class traveling show, A recent freak ofone of these majestic person on a police court bench of this city, was to sentence a young girl to im- sonment for six months for attempting to na livelihood while in the garb of a n Justice Smith lost no time in determin that so heinous fense as this should be promptly punished, and the young girl, who pleaded that she had a better chance to earn a living by wearing men’s clothing, is now bunched with the vicious old hags and crit nals on Blackwell's Island, ‘Thus does this y lank young magistrate administer what he is pleased to call ju ‘Tue Jvce believes in fair play for evei one, and proposes that even Henry Bergh sh: havea chance, ‘The viviseetors trifled with his feelings, and who have apy ently resloved themselves into a mob to drive him from pillar to post, should also have a chance, Then let Mr. Bergh use his scalpel upon them, just for a change, and we venture the prediction that he will be encouraged by the shouts of the people, “Let the good work who has an of ice. who ha’ Anthony Comstock Tue Jupce a inst a ws ct, or ids to the improvement and good of society, but against the shams of our social, moral, and political progress his face is ever set. And after knowing him and his methods for several years, THe JupGe emphatically vepu- the contemptible hypocrite whose de- nounced naine heads this article, In the first place, he is most undoubtedly a notoriety monger, and that alone unfits him for the office of a moral mentor; and in the second place, his methods are as questionable a3 his own moral character is said to be, for when the notoriety business is dull, and he fears that his backers will not think he is earning the fat salary they pay him—and all because he does not keep the name of this socicty before the public—he gocs out and drums up business in this suppression of vice racket, taking care to have all his doings written out and copies sent to the papers, so that all may read about what a great, good, watchful guardian of our public morals this A. C. is, But if his ferret nose cannot scent out any. thing that is sufficiently rotten to appease his | unnatural maw, he gocs to work and bribes | poor men into the commission of a technical crime, by offering them large prices for some indictable article or act, and then with loud whoops of triumph he drags his entrapped victim before the courts and before the world, where by his methods he manages to blast their lives and reputations forever. What an official centipede this creature must be, when even only this much out of a carcer of wickedness is known ; he fawns and spawns upon the reformers and would-be good people, trying to play the part of their chiefand moral pilot. ‘This man must stop, Tut in pickle for him, long and yet JUDGE has a rod The Star Routers’ Ascent. A Wastxetos Grand Jury has at lei dicted ex-Second Assistant Postn Thom Brady, ex-Senator Stephen W. Dorsey, and others for their connection with the Star Route robberies. Thus these arro- t and tic thieves are brought nearer to their doom, and the thousands who have predicted that Brady, Dorsey, and their me would eseape puni: ment, ssured through this action of the Grand Jury, and through Colonel George Bliss, who talks like a man determined to do his duty, that the conviction and im- nt of the follow Colonel Bliss views the indictment of these flowers of the Republican party as a vindica tion of the administration of President Arth and says that from the first the Chief Magis- trate has insisted that justice should have full sway in these cases, ‘The American people will be gratified to know this, and will hope that the President will continue in the same frame of mind to the end. There was a time when Chester A. Arthur, Senator Dorsey, and General Brady sted their toes on the hearthstone, and enjoyed cach othe: in a rollicking way. bomb: prisonm rascals will soon same society It is not forgotten that at a dinner to Senator Dorsey in Delmonico’s, at the clos of the campaign which resulted in th election of General Garficld to the Pres- idency, that some allusion was there made by General Arthur to the influenc of “sugar” in bringing about the great victory. Every man in possession of a slang dictionary knows that the word ‘‘sugar” thus used signifies money, and those who basked in the smiles of Chester A. Arthur were fully aware of the im- portance attached to the liberal supply of that ticle in all political movements, ‘The posi- tion which President Arthur accidentally oc- de his old companions at the pr ent time is a distressing one for them. Let us hope that all sentiment other than that of obeying the will of the people will pass away from him, and that he will fully understand that “standing by one’s friends” docs not mean that a President of the United States shall shield thieves and scoundrels from their just deserts, When Brady, Dorsey, and their accomplices shall be arrayed in the uniforms of convicts, and shall be doing the countr some service in the manufacture of shoes, then the people will be satisfied that Colonel George Bliss expresses the sentiments of President Arthur when he says that he has insisted from the first that justice shall have full sway in these cases—but not until then. cupies tow: It is thought they will not have a celebra- tion at Chester, Pa. this coming Fourth of July. ‘They think they have burned powder and fireworks enough for one year. comicbooks.com