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14 THE JUDGE. OUR CONTINENT The New Literary Weekly. UNPARALLELED SUCCESS. FIRST NUMBER hreo Daye! 58,000 corgge ie THE DEMAND STILL INCREASING! HIE saccess of “OCR CoxtiseNt has been truly phenom. ‘enal. Nothing like it has ever teen known. The demanu has exceeded all pablishing experience. both in the old. worl! and thie Prom every quarter comes the news of Increasiog demand for “OCK CoNTINEST.”” and the ten best presses at oUF disposal and two Wnderies ‘cannot begin to deliver. “OUR Costivest ” to the trae as promptly as we could wish, Hat this delay Is unavollable. " We bad great expectations, bat we 4 ourselves that we abould have such aa extra. rst number, We never supposed would sell at the rate of four handred sin Jess than two dasa atasingie news: stapd—that of the Penusyivania R. Tk. depot In Philadelphia — ‘or that many of the Dews companies would increase their orders in two days ater receiviag thelr frst supply. 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Bat this bold young man who adored ‘This frolicsome maid of Accord, Though he hugged ber trim waist, Didn't seem in much haste To take her up at ber rash word. + Where's the need of pretense?” he eried— And be sadly and deeply sighed— “For isn't it quite clear When a fly's in a web at your side?” Tom suanT. A New York policeman swallowed a beef bone at dinner the other day, and it lacerated his throat in such a manner that it is a chance if he lives. The obvious moral of this touching incident is to have beef bones finely ground before they are fed to policemen, Haren Register. Turne aro two sides to everything,” said the lect- turer, “I repeat it, there are two sides—” At this Jancture a tired-looking little man stood up in the front seat to say, “Well, if you've no objections, I will step out and seo if there are two sides to this hall. I know there is an inside, and if I find there is an outside you'll know it by my not coming back. You needn't be alarmed if I shouldn't return.” And as ho walked up the aisle, he was followed by the admiring eyes of the whole audience. Their sympathies were with him, bat they were deficient in moral courage.— Boston Transcript. Tux noistest man ina public conveyance is usually the meekest in the office or shop where he works, and the idea of his importance with which he endeavors to impress you is not always so small as it is on the books of his employer's cashier.—Herald P. 1. ‘Tue Oil City Derrick talks of * milk-and-water states- mea.” Down this way they are mostly of the milk- and-whisky sort.—New York News. Alas! How true! The milk punches hurt yoa more than Sullivan's did Ryan. That's what keeps you down that way. 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