Judge — March 4, 1882 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. A NEW CONTRIVANCE, THE DIFFERENCE. Their hoase Mine is shroud Their how Mi still as the tomb, I was invited, of a diffe nt that we've Only we're not go aya of in the ton, ¥ His w That's why I sit ator That's the le Lee. by the fire, Terence between Carle Tis, “Kid Element” in Politics. The 11 horrible warning comes from Adrian, , that through the kid element ” in | atmosphere of that flourishin; homas J. Navin was clected Mayor, xX years of a at the in- ing period of his life, when chosen chic of that city, and was known as a ” by the aged gentlemen and women of the place who were aghast when he stepped into that high office, His political enemies predicted dire disaster should he be elected, and time has shown that the “kid all that they pictured him, and auch more be: sides, His recent attempt to swindle the good people of Adrian out of $150 000, and th ouncer, for the especial ment of hoyn | blundering way in which he undertook to put | it where it would do the most geod, has Ix out the land, nt” in politic sion, THe Jupce h ¢ and oft, while exploring the myst Fourth and Sixth Wards of this city « exciting political « i the kid element, ollections of such mecting were, speak by the his most hearty miliated people of Advis ret that the ‘kid clement” ever penetrat ed the political atinosphere of that blooming spot in the great north-west. In sorrowing with the Adrianites, and frowning upon the “kids” in gener not desire to be understood that most charmi kid, ow, Mayor of Brooklyn, Now that he has under- aken to kiss all the fair ones given in mar- riage before him, we would fail in our dev tion to the belles of that serene and ble: ty if we wh inst him, hope, however, that in the cabinet meeti of the heads of the departments over which | Mr. Low intends to preside on Wedni the “kid element” in polities will not be dis- | cussed. We venture to predict that the sub- ject is one with which the people of Brooklyn will be more familiar in the closing day 1883 than they now are. is ripe for $s many countered rd upon this subject, athies go out to the hu- © reason to re , we do upon the th pered aught agz w Revisen geography fi Q.—How many continent called? AT stern, and Our Continent. hiladtelphi are there, ‘The pupil nd wh Exasiver Brows, in his report of the eau of the bursting of the boilers at Jewell’s tlou mill in Brooklyn last week, attributes the ex- plosion to an over-pressure of steam. Won- derful! Who would ever have suspected it? If he had said that they burst on account of having too much water, or because they had not been vaccinated, that would have rasioned some surprise, But to think of a ting on account of having too high of steam on it is something re Ke And they were only twenty y too! Wh wonder that the jury did not bring in a verdict that the Potter Building burned up on account of there being too much ars ol Eastern, | A Kaysas bank president has been arrest: Bat it ec The shortage wa doll: What a poor | been, any way. Only amateur financial ras- cals would connect themselves with a concern that wouldn't pan out more than that sum, on , too. cd. ed only a local sensation. s only thirty-tive thousand Kk that must have an official squee Esthetic ” Ryan the In the betting on the SULLIVAN is ea now, and Tr | Paddy as her ight Malthi led “The Boston . bein i tie. Troy was burned,” very badly. PeorLE don't improve half of the opportu- nities they have in this world. never better than now at Coney | Long Branch. Bathing was joners of New York are working carnestly in the interest of old maid isin, for they refuse to employ a woman if she so far forgets herself as to get married, to think of it, why should not the male ers be served the | thou art a Jew—well The School i ame way? in many instances, Consistency, Unie and Cong Oh, th his eagle ey le eye is what we State Legislatures all over the lull as Quaker joker of the whole pack. Butler could once more ft: said that Bob Ingersoll cats nothing h during Lent, but we suspect that this afish story quite as giga as that one they tell about Jonah, Bob eats fish enough to keep his head level, unquestionably. ntic Firzratrick killed a man in New York and three years for it, A sneak thief in New y stole a ts five there are various grades of ¢ this world. But that sneak thief been hung. pat, me in should have Ir you want to rest as quictly asa bug ina rug, never go to bed witha flea in your e: Cosxorsseur 18 WINES (to innocent guest): | year Isxocrst G Has it, indeed? | must ithhave been when it was new? What comicbooks.com