Judge — February 11, 1882 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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A WILD, WILDE BALLAD. OF Toved mit gently, thou aweet Fondle me gently, and crouch at Play with the locks of my ¢ The flowing tresses I gracefully wear of estiut In the mods ve two lilies, and one L kept The other I dined upon yesterday em 1 we —while th eas la two rose cold world idly slept— load of hay. on on The other—Gorl wot—"twas a chee alin my hat as a gaye Pamor co cock-sparrow in search of a sed, down on my rose with a glutton’s gree, Unever have seen it more. OF what shall Tsay, when my love on me her milly mesmeric e Shall 1 Ord What shall Helo, when with lispiny lisp, the roses fair With a voice half tender, half achlly ¢ And awayingly stands like a will-o’-t With ber antiful vez en Pair? For my love, though goft aa this summer bir 8 mad betimes—yea, forsooth, ‘Us so Her arm is as stroi ent cheese, And down on my pli nt knees, I should fall at one Of base cock-sparrow—bold bird buc Thou has withered my life in its early boon, Blighted the wheat in the pendant ear Turned all my soul to a ghost of fear, » V glide to a sad saloon, SELLE, “ ERRATICS.” hundreds of English artists that a living is Mr. Heywood Sumner, > appropriately illustrated “the Itehen alley. AMONG serateh fc A BROKEN-DoWN tragedian having accep the heavy business of store porter, told his friends that the best thing in the drama of “ Wholesale Trade” was the closing nightly firmament, is arkling condit RECENT advices from Florida go to prove that an alligator will piccaninr as it will snap at an adult mulat just as quick ‘THe scope of the mind ean never be accu- rately gauged by the capacity of the mouth. Ovr wealthy fellow-citizen, the plumber, has a piping vo WrysozZLb was so bent on matrimony that he's been compelled to wear shoulder brace Exvy those who are too ignorant to be hypo- critical, and esteem all who have learned enough to realize how little they actually know. ‘Tne wsthetic Milesian who kicked his wife coaxed her forgiveness by this vocal salute: “Tinpri being toe utterly toc-toe of me sole, 1 crave yer pardon for THE JUDGE. The valle ng the futnce, as itwrill be, sf worn any lower than at present hy the wsthetic brotherhul He that stands doubting on a street corne JULIUS Caxak had good reason to thrice will always ornered in the battle of life. ref the ‘crown. He had toiled too bravely for the Romans to be put oi with a fiweshillin ‘Tow Eptsos ean be called “The Scientitie American” without infringing the rights of an excellent publ title. NSENSE has more followers than paymas tion whieh bears the same Tae “mug Sharps and Flats. resembles a gin phiz, of the confirmed toper closely NEWSPAPER beggars are common enough, goodness knows, but the number of advertis- ing beggars who insert their cards in the Herald are fully ten to one. wish small “loans,” young learn a trade or prof of peeun “above su “Taran!” says th man when he bids polite North Carolina pwell to the pine woods. Widows who ris w ion, but wish to ims the novelist, “one little woman can make in ay Exactly; and what a heap of el she requires while doing it. ” exel who are in y assist who would like to meet with some wealthy, generous man, who would be willing to assist them temporarily, a J, all sorts and conditions of females—ex- copting th always—appear with their | nee, ion,” nd, ine “Tuene’s nothin’ Lean't do looking hulk of masculinity, Me was temp rily set_at work, and his employer discov- ered the truth was in one bummer, for this tramp could do “nothing” worse than any- thing els | modest little begging cards. But why do they always wish to meet with middle-aged oraged men? Why do they never ask assistance from a young man? Is it because they know that there is “no fool likean old fool,” or that they Wits have short memories and dances none,” Aleck Pope, who surely meant no fun. | are safer persons to beat? Beats they are, of Tknow some wits, whose memories are so short, | course, and this must be the answer to the qué They claim ors inal Joa MUler’s ancient spor tion. Old men generally have more mon The well-rea than young ones do, and they are also more susceptible to tafly. These sharpers know this, and hence they appeal to them, like this, for example A YOUNG ellerly 4 town office man detects such rogues at once, | isno bigger dance. | Hene’s a marine paradox: How ean there be eight belles struck on a vessel, when the roughest sailor is too gallant to raise his hand against a lady passenger? wipow ‘atleman. DES DIST ESA LOAN FROM CEE, Herald Up: comicbooks.com