Judge — February 4, 1882 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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A SIREN SOLD. T cay but think a Is rarely accidental ; The sex at Mirting is adept, For tempted Eve, old Adam wept And suffered supplement We all recall snan’s primal fall, And how Eve tried to cater To our first daddy's taste for fruit, Before he donned that fig-leaf suit— Ah, too-too alma mater! The v yer day—far up Broadway T saw a seal-clad damse: Whose lashes quivered ‘neath the gaze Of every man that dared to raise His eyes and look at mam'selle. L later met this arch coquette, Returning from her shopping; Demure and innocent she seemed, And yet a roguish twinkle steamed From optic gently dropping. What [did then, O ev Who wickelly are guessing, ir n solemn oath hy no means loath) — You'd n Taidu't (A lieve wv isnt this distr ERRATIC ENR “ ERRATICS.” CESSFUL burglars operate on the clear: ing-house system, A RURAL gt intellectual youth, not less than fourteen ye of ag athasket and push art, Waxes no object—to the employer. One dollar a we Italics ours, strong, * to wrestle with m During all of next son the magnificent realistic spectacle known as “the White Hills of New Hampshire sdent- ed run, being superbly an With first. enery and app will have an unpre unted, class ntinents, Harp on our paragraph ‘The bluer the blood, the less red the hun aristocratic SEVERAL of America’s most prominent book ‘Tue oldest families are sometimes the mean- A HOLLOW mockery: The echoes of a rail way tunnel, abro: Way do so many good people acquire narrow views? “Tanne, don't you think that it stingeth like a serpent?” asked the urchin whom he walloped £ Musing to long sum, ‘* Yes, whimpered the boy, ** s biteth like an adder.” He thereupon in- his tecth into the fleshiest- part of the teacher's right leg, and the rattan diversion adjourned sine die, A warrior may bea host in himself, and yet not know how to entertain company or keep a hotel to | They just askeil the little ash Loy tu watch the horses tray in which he and his sister Wu court recess to in halfshell, it takes one man at the oyster bar for the plainti and anoth S opposi munsel step out during ina few bivalves on the | sum up for the defense, if that side is stuck | tor the lunch, ABSENCE may conquer love, but it takes | presents to hold it, AS unappreei: be author ated Connecticut genius, sup. of that fearful conun: “In what game of ericket did the brick deliberately about two hi father uit and no tailor would: trust | him for another one. sweethearts frowned on his to know why water is so cheap at Niagara and yin Lapland, ‘The attending physi jans say that the poor boy's mind must be alat once, or chronic imbecility will ew Ul re chance for the maritan kind of business, Tsar Like that celebrated tleet which lay moored when Black-e 1 Susan wa = hunting for her William, is the man who is full of trouble. He's “+ All in the Down: ‘To judge from the manner in which they are ogled in street cars and on promenade, nineenths of our pretty women need looking OSE of the anior members of this Honorable Court got» Last week, and he told THe dvpck in couldence that he hasn't felt <o doubled up since last cucumber season, OvTsInE wrappi the most reammark- able things about a paper mill. Far men are especially naught but children ofa larger growth. a minnte while they mae a call, ani the alare is th performed that delightful tut. that bystander, who “ALL round to thos wait! Uhinges aned the had received a hot ball from center mi unhapp, eld plump in his eye. ONE he less word can off destr ‘The hope to which a soul is clinging.” —Miles O Reilly. ‘Then heed less words and thus enjoy © peace that « ing non sense keep= bring Native Americans and naturalized citizens can attord to take the New World as the; when they reflect what a howling v ness of dogwood and Peruvian bark Columbus 01 lly foun it, it wa wh AMONG the foreigners of this city the cer | sus shows that we have seven ( The} just beginning to enjoy life their linen dust drive ice-carts during the summe andl little now in and straw hats, CLas-nayks, like some other banks, pros per best where there are the most flats. Osr of Talmage’s admirers says that he ly has no cheek, W meant that he would have plenty of cheek, but he the room for the we orners of his month, Cmeaco is busy. that bes Water is the only thing 5 stagnant there, om Her in THE Empress Eugenie still has power. intluence is still felt in France, and England she is surrounded with Parisites WE fo fully and innocently lies ou his « grave, bat none for the hypoerit who lie on his tombstone. ave fp the dog which sorrow- I master’s al relatives A win the st |a wild steer in the eee. sas very uy is more dangero