Judge — January 7, 1882 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. The griztly bear as he appears in the Hooeurding romances. Night in a Great City. s upon the wate settle 4 the Mormons who furnish them with fi usions in Michigan and Wabash arms nd fire water; telling them that the ch other in | tlers are their greatest enemies, and sicki yo, grasping | them on to murder and rapine? When the though | next Indian war breaks out, let the govern: ment oflicers be instruc Y y flags were flying from cl venue ur of ¢ 1 and women swept cl great thoroughfares of Chic upper portion of their lett a lefianee. Adolphus Wi and P, Henri McFadden met at th tom of the trouble and Dearborn and Madison st and glared, | the body polit lared at cach other, ‘Hast found him?” | will be more Mormons “l Henri, through his new set of h, | Indians slain, — Jonathan, and Adolphus gurgling, “Aye, Henri,” fell | tackle this business before long, or it will be- upon the breast of his long lost brother-indaw. | come too large to handle without calling for “And now, be Heavens!” shouted the police | voluntec! A. viler lot of vermin never oflic short beat covers only thirty-two | polluted the body of at State than the blocks of the ¢ in’ to hold | same Mormons are, Let them have any re- somebody up ihtelub | ligion they like, but make them toc the mark of the Garden City’s finest fell heavily upon Henri’s innocent head, As Henri’s prostrate form lay upon the white marble sidewalk, his stretehi n the curb to the m: doorway of a great newspaper peace officer knelt. at his side, r from it, there «lout than the mn have got to ne nd our word fe ition, Jonathan, or there w be heaps trouble on the old man’s mind before long. We have heard of many ways ting 0 Y in the workl and of many odd profes <3 of pawn tickets from th ns, but the fellow who was taken to the hi , ol where was Adolphus? | pital last week on account of having been ran Had Damon forsaken Pythias? Oh, unfortu- | over by a he ate Adolphus! Why didst thou attempt to | jatest novelty in th tly across Dearborn street? Why didst thou | was going to d not wait for the one o'clock boat? But Adok | surgcons that he phus was dead, dead in the great city ! n-aver or-knocked down by Drowned, drowned inits mud! ‘Taken away | men driving ont for pl aad ih in the bloom of youth, while the small-pox | promising the matter for the most he e epidemic was raging, while only three hu tout of them for agreeing not to have the dred police officers guard the great city, while sted. Ie hurt pretty by sixteen highway robberies are the order of the | time, and the intended vietim night, and whilethe “Lakeside musings” are | proof that he But then, all bewildering the buffaloes on the plains. But | business men make mistakes sometimes, we must away. Live in Chicago or die? Shake ‘em up again. ing that he slmitted to one of the ad long made a busine: putle: om il 1 1 the last 1 ample as not to blame, BuNNett. should engage Judge Cox as soon as the Guiteau t for he under- Mvcu has been said against the Jews, but | stands how to take charge of a show as well who ever saw a Jew pauper? as the best of thei 1 is ove to the bot: | ney and keep within the bounds of of the me no, they never menti are but th mt yo | ow City Hall of the tain thei say, all owing to. th is only five atic party int by the end “ Aye, tear her tattered ensign down.” “OLD TRoysipes” | to the junk she "d to admit that u lucky old tub, you know, “but no mateh for our liners, by A Jouxxy ve kinds of ’n, poor men, and “TELL urd Y “Ob, yes; got Bob! Dis tof session is not ns to be only as as. all of the © sworn ¢ NEARLY ginneries in the vir bar-keepe W n New Year's Day, color. He great enemy to will probably be two or p shelf of naval h en the faree of Congress in and a week's V know a great many people who swore factions composing the hi at the present iplin- f the month, 8 at last been rele- , but her fame o¢ A it, nd of ours men in this world, rie shen, il you get anything for ral Williams,” nts my wife made me hat “ gentlem: noticed, ide show statesmen around the otf, and the proprietors ighborhood have given tion. , but their noses still re- ver, it may be as they J. Frost comicbooks.com t