Judge — December 10, 1881 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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THEATRICAL BRIEFS. May it Please Your Honor Iy respect to the Hat pal called, of which £0 mneh int has been made by theaters of the nit the following report of addicted to visiting th metropolis, 1 $25,000 (twenty-five thous ol by the 4 dollars) for inju (F's mind and temper, in conse n unduly wide and obstra nd at the Bijon Op x th. tive Hat by th How Answer filed. A Plaintit doing business on Third avenue, between Twenty-fifth and Twenty-sixth ate Fattended a perforn bij ant, in Tuesday enecal denial on the evening er ing duly sworn, says: Tam a druggia! On the evening in question, ance of the Snake Charmer, at the Was accompanied by two ta —one of them of great beauty and large Had not actually prog riled (as per sn pera House expectat to her, but was jnent testimony) as having a posal. TI very sensitive inn eed marr pted on e yo nis religions an Defend, a quest wi langua, immediately in front. trigonometrical m spect to nt occupied a seat hat which, by actual asurement, was forty-two and a The hat wa inches in diameter. worn like a target wlar pl: with its eircumferenc view of the stage and the perform: shat off. If the curtain b not have been natural result and finally — — self and used tans: conscious of sustai perpe a8 comp 1 been down the scene thoroughly the wonls —— and I lost all control of the lowest onler, ing amoral shock which at once moro obscured, 1 use Iwas also ated the last vestige of my Sun The young lady of large expectations immediately sted that 1 would see her home. She as never spoken to me since, and is about to marry a Western revivalist, Joseph HL. Hart Ly name. With swear that if I had not been driven to use the language in question by defendant's hat, would be at this m ment the atflanced husband of thirty-five th lara Crosa-examined.—Am mothe lay-schoo! trail nd requ running the store for my Was never a bank-cashier in my life. The young lady had not formally accepted my offer, chi because I had made none. Defendant's hat was abso- ferial it was Martha Honeywood, duly sworn, says: company of W. Alexaniler on the evening in question. Defendant's hat was real mean. It was not at all sty! ish, She did not know how to wear it. The young lady alluded to had expressed to me, confidentially, her in- tention of marrying the Doctor. She said, afterwards, that his language at the Bijoa Opera House made it impossible. Defendant's hat was over a yan! and I was in the and dot- | THE JUDGE. Was med as an ornament Croas-examined,— UL expre ral dislike for red-haired girls, and knew nothing whatever abont the defendant's complexion, Requested to note by plaintit's counsel, t ng 12,475, clause 25th, Laws 1812 wearing at any ball, theater, concert, tab! or entertainment of any hat, bonnet, cap, calculated to obstruct th ailitor of such entertainment as tcl half across ry poorly trimmed, and could not be el 1 never » follow The ax viv Sect or any in bot ‘or other head coveri view of any spectator or it, with fine and impr nor of the fi 4, pun- pment.” aidan, daly sworn, says: T remember being at 1 House on the evening in qu ntleman Sat in an orchestra chair. ing the plaintiff Have a faint frecklal girl with mouse: ‘able that the ti companied by the youn; » whom I am engaged to be married, Do | recollection red bi pot remember being nea ir and weak eyes Miss Hor is azne individual. an ondinary fashionable hat Did not performance, My hat was not over a Am of the Ne not know what the word ‘dian col witness, y wood, Wore Cross-examinedt. ny bead antly during + in diameter. inch a gradu School, but dd Joun F ant’s company ¢ wera, duly sworn, says: Twas in defetud the evening in question, My view was not at all obstructed by her hat, 1 tit a very tony affair, The defendant sat by my could not tell what might ba ier hat in front of me iif by Charles W py William F excepts to result of having Summed up for the ant for t | Brooklet defendant Howitzer. | ission of statnt | clause on the ground that this isnot a criminal pre n under the code, but a suitat common law, Over- Found—that the plaintiff, di » losses and injuries by rea tly and indirectly of defen awarded $ amount fall; and de her otfense will justify her indictment by the Respectfally subtnitted, Tur Reve OH! SELMY! SELMY! Wues I'm defanet, Oht Selmy! Selmy! will wear my cast-off ¢ To whom the boots that cas When I've demised, Obt Selmy! What one well get my umberell ? ‘Tis highly prized, They te Becanse it sheds the rain 20 well. Imy me, tell met When I'm ele ol n gone, Selmy! Selmy! And have no farther wish to chew, What mortal born, Pray tell me, tell met Will get my "bac box brand new ? Tur Gambetta minstry i in fa present restrictions pork. The man who wants to keep four seats in a jlroad car can safely start for France when that change is brought about or of removing th pon the importati | Cincinnati Saturday Night. + Irs only when a little circumstance like this Chilian deflance occurs that we realize there is one officer of the cabinet we haven't any nse for—the Secre ery Saturday. ary of rWAN in Canada was fined one dollar and costs for kissing a That is only other specimen of Canadian depravity. heard of an American minister being fined for such an offense, Why? Because thi caught.—Rochester Express. jother man’s wife. y are too sharp to get | © the Wild Kose of Hoboken Jepar) Back nunbere may be teas tegun in No. 3.af TH | tained Of any Reatctass newalealer. THE WILD ROSE OF HOBOKEN | (Hoboken is 0 | | site Neve York): on The Fatal Gift of Beauty. A THRILLING STORY OF OUR EPOCH | BY JEPER JAMES ee All Rights Reserved CHAI DarkSess gathered around the heights of | Hoboken, but the Wild Rose continued. to | stand on the rugged edge of the bluff and to gaze longingly toward the great city. The warm and the mosquitoes plentiful, but she heeded them not. Oh, fora nickel! oh, for a piece big s she sank upon the ground. me not; he has gone to see tha } gal, but if 1 only | ticket Il make that Division st then ER (Continued), single five-cent pennies!” she moaned, “He New or even fiv loves York ferry pet hat of hers Just movement near her of some: thing seem quito attracted her to her fee | “lat is that you, Sal?” asked a well- | known voice near at hand. “Yes; that you, | quickly. “You b boss watermelon ing larger than a foraging mos- tention, and she sprang is Bob?” she asked, it is, and I've got old Now for a feast,” he ed, placing it respectfully at her fect, “Oh, Bob! I thought you had gone off with that other gal, and was just wishing for tive cents to cross the ferry to. puta head on her,” said she, sweetly. “Bah, Sal, bah! you arn't got no faith in- ter me. I was only playin’ hookie fer your sweet sake,” said he, taking out his knife and going for the melon. | The Wild Rose of Hoboken wiped the pellu- cid tear from her azure eye with the back nd. Happiness came again to her itated heart, and we leave her where we found her, bat with her beautiful face half hid in a huge slice of watermelon. Yt | yum! | The plot has been w have been satisti panied’ yum, rked out, the unitie: 1, and everything is lovely. (THE END.} | WHIFFS WITH CORRESPONDENTS, M. V. T.—The poem lacks polnt, and Wherefore interest, James D, IL—Not up to your standa | again, pease, 1 or our own. Try PRaxe T.—Good Mita are bores, we WD bits “are always acceptable, but our last ank if we can use A glance ) we want of that bout there ts a go» reason CrRIO’S—" Who 1s the greatest statesman alive to- m all up, bat if report be true, one RLorreR."—You appear to have a disposition everything. 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