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10 Tuere’s nothin, pemdthrift was he well-balanced head; on No foolish youn, But keen, with al on Lan is wealth, he would 8a dren to bless ul grown gray, at warnit michel the rieh man away! ¢ the heirs apply Haid by ppeared a your ‘iow, saying * His wife, sirs, I w With ber lawyers sh In her weeds, all grief and list ald not re to , OUR POPULAR FARCES. OUR JURYMEN. REPORTED BY “ED.” Scene--Court room upon the occasion of the trial of a populer murderer. Ciaracrens: COUNSEL FoR PoR THE DEPENS' RAY oF HUMANITY Jury, First Nae, By duper. ©. F. P-—Your name is M MeNeil.—Yes, sir. C.F. P-—Have the e MeNeil.—No, + —Have THE PROSECUTION, COUNSEL JUDGE AND A Various AR SUMMONED TO SERVE ON THE Ricarp MeNen., CALLE ou stated an opinion about you read any newspaper ni if so, did they preju- nother ? 2 ad newspapers. —Why not? McNeil. —Never COED. a newspaper. . Mr. MeNeil, that the ease that you have not ti McNeil, upon the El yea ; we never hear anythi time to eat, diseu T have been work: for the last much less read news murders. Sixteen hou! day causes a man to lose all interest in publi fairs, Mr. MeN Mr. Is- RAEL Isaacs, from Chatham street,is next called, tions putto ham, states that he has formed 11, is accepted as a juror. Mr. Isaacs, in reply to the ques: no opinion ; rwill give a conscientious “There's Nothing Succeeds Like Success.” THE JUDGE. | tobe accepted, when C. BoP. C.F. P—Mr. Isaac I believe? Mr. [seracs, YY Iva. land. I vill sell yous anted not to break, tear or T vas de—" C.F P-—That will de lity a jur Mr. Isaccs.—Why? C.F. P.—Four years ago you sold defend ant’s brother Didn't you? Mr. Isaaca,—Mine I remember those sh Is about interposes.) you keep a clothing ld l-skin ove mit, car, for dwelve shillings. ject to your a che} red vest. eve Tdid. Dey acious, Ib rey ude owit auf babe lored vests, trans blood relations. ike of his “I towards defendant 1 jvet to such a juror, ctiot only he will be idedly ob. business interest bia ad The objection is sustained. Mn. saw Mr. Wittias StLty called. The usual questions as to whether gleefully. is nest he hus formed an opinion of the case are put Mr, Silly. — C.F. P.—Mav Mr, Silly, Nc CF. D.—Or Mr. Silly. —No, V hain't. ©. BP—Or formed Mr, Silly. I C.F. P—Why not? Mr Bei asylum for five years, 1 » EWaint. Het het n't you read about it? Thain't. Het het about ity i y private opinion? Met het converse ain't Silly, ve been in an idiot thet And a ack for 1use esas she's sing to send me tive dud is carefully conducted by his nurse, who is present, to the jury-box ani pro- keep him quiet, | Hass PRerzet nest caller, Questions put to Hans appears. Hans. Hans.—Nicht ter stay. Nein sprechen sie C.F. D.—What ? | Hans, CORD. | English? Hans.- CORD. Hans (hopelessly). —Nein, jo you = Nein spreehen Oh, I see. Y znglish, ou cannot speak Nein, Do you understand English? (He also follows the negative with a volley of sentences in Low German, He COURT INTERPRETER is called to the Court Interprete » says he can't speak und English, and has untry. Just the man we want. (IANS és accepted.) nnot under week in th SOLOMON STICK #8 called, rogated he pantomimes expressively, C.F. D.—What ails him? C.F P.—Can't you discern? FD. CORD. Ok Upon being inter- He au D. (delughtedty) dumb, Another man we dem finest | mustin, und I vas | vided with a toy monkey upon a stick to | It would not be a bad id nan, would it? (delightedly).—Not etteet, at to make him fore Fil make a . De Lacy Macher is called. Mr. De Lacy Macneti, @ solitaire stud, quidly appears.) | CR D.-Have y | relation to the Mr, Macbeth, —Naw hin relation to anything. D.—Why not? . Macbeth, — Because T nevah have It is deneedly low to have isleahs, expressed any idea in Mr. Macbeth? Ase Tnevah express any any C.F P.—Mave you rea about itt Mr, Macheth.— aly wea about anything. It's edly low Lod aw—pay my private secretary extwa to weal the papas for me, (Mk. Macnern is at once placed upon the jury. Ma. Weco HALLicostay: is teen culled. Mr. Halligonian.—You have made a mis- take. My is not Halligonian, It used tobe before Twas rn But now L am King of the Air, 1 float upon clouds; 1 sail in the east wind and fill my pockets with stars, Will any gentle have 2 | ©. D—Do you know angthing about the | case | Mr. Halligonion,—Murrad abont is the Hoop: 1 dance upon ¢ shall drive out behind two come C.F. P.—Who is this man? wilge.— NM aped from Bellevue Hospital, CRB jure Cc D.— OF ee pu him, rreeted, Whe no! AIL know Tride upon rain. ipses. Tonight 1 rinless lunatic, 1 believe, just Ah, he will hea perfectly eligible re 1 am entirely willing | ta | [MR HALLIGONTAN is fied to the jury-bor so he won't get away, aud the farce proceeds, Tersons who have brains and under atunding are of course rejected; finally, after two days hard work, sia A PARK COMMISSIONER, TWO POETS, a Warp Detective, a Comic Antist, AND THE PRESIDENT OF A Newark Bask —are added to the list. hi: ls the | jury, and the case is realy for trial.) more idiots [euntaty Tn | did adve for | othe mma Abbott kiss” pr ing scheme, butt 1 it is worth, she I one that promises ap) nduet of “Pra Di eda splen- ving used it now taken up an. well, Her husband editor out west for indelieate inthe bed- ola” I this, we shall in that there is no virtue in ingenious pd a news| | advertising, | A PHILOSOPHER ures us that we double all the evils of our fate by dwelling on ther if you char have a boil where you are liable to dwell on it when you sit down, don't sit down iln’t want to double it, You wo sure. comicbooks.com