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# Analysis of Judge Magazine Page This page is **primarily advertisements** for clothing, hats, shirts, and other goods from New York merchants (Knox Hats, Johnston Shirts, Keep's Shirts, Russian Baths, etc.), typical of Judge's revenue model. The text content consists of **brief humorous anecdotes** scattered among ads: - A judge reprimands a woman for beating her child, exposing class hypocrisy about parenting - A confused sailor mixing up "starboard" and "port" - A sentimental scene where a man's cold nose causes his girlfriend to recoil (she's educated at Vassar, implying intellectual women are overly sensitive) - A joke about Chinese railroad workers and broken English ("Hoopect Yang-tze-kiao") These snippets represent **casual period humor**: gentle domestic comedy, slapstick confusion, mild class commentary, and **ethnic stereotyping** (common in 1880s-90s satire). None appears connected to current events or major political figures. The page demonstrates Judge's format: commercial support funding space for light, digestible humor aimed at middle-class readers.

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14 THE JUDGE. No. 194 FIFTH AVENUE, Under Fifth Ave. Hotel. No. 212 BROADWAY, ==NO-X, ENGLISH HATS, “Martin’s” Umbrellas. Coner Faves set, LHE HATTER’S er ta” STYLES ARE CORRECT !! | WORLD RENOWNED Foreign Novelties. QUALITY — THE BEST!! gz Agents for the sale of these remarkable JEX_AX "IE" can be found in every city in the United States, All Hats manufactured by this house are the recognized standard of excellence throughout the world. None genuine without the trademark. J. W. JOHNSTON, SHIRTS, 260 GRAND ST., NEW YORK. All Wool Scarlet Under Shirts, $1 to $1.50 Each. Merino Under Snirts, 37, 50 and 75 cts. Each. Six Dress Shirts to Measure, for $. Also, No. 379 SIXTH AVENUE, 31d Door above 234 Street. Keep’s Shirts GLOVES, UMBRELLAS, UNDERWEAR, Ete. Samples and Circulars mailed free. KEEP MANUFACTURING COMPANY, Stores: 112 Tremont Street, BOSTON, 637 & 1193 Broail- EW YORK, Russian Baths! 18 LAFAYETTE PLACE, Near Broadway, NEW YORK. Everything that Health and Comfort could deviee fora perfect Bath may be realized bere, NICOLL, the TAILOR, PIONEER OF MODERATE PRICES. IMPORTER OF FOREIGN G00) UOICEST DOMESTIC FABRICS. PANTS TO ORDER FROM $4 to $10 SUITS TO ORDER FROM $15 TO $40, FALL OVERCOATS TO ORDER $15 TO $10. 620 Broadway, 620 139 to 151 Bowery, N. Y. Open until 9 o'clock ; Saturday until 10, Samples and rules for eclf-measarement sent by mail cverywher Branch stores in all principal cities, E, RIDLEY & SONS, GRAND, ALLEN and ORCHARD STS. ‘Trimmed and Untrimmed HATS and BONNETS. New Shapes. Cannot be seen elsewher FEATHER TU at $1. 8 BEAVER HATS, full uapped ava Allcolors. Gents’, Youths’ and Boys’ Oar stock of the very finest grades. FUR DEPARTMENT. Sealskin Sacques and Dolman. Fort Dolmans, Fur Collars, Peleriue Ca ‘ar Trimmings, &c. Every article warranted. Ladies" and Children's UNDERWEAR. Infants’ Ontfits, &¢. KID GLOVES, £0 Dozen Real German Lambakin ) 3 Dattoos. Whites, Blacks and New shades. | 456 On Counter in Baskets, Slightly Damaged, 15 CENTS PER PAIR. EDW. RIDLEY & SONS, 909, 311, 311 1-2 GRAND STREET, 58, 60, 62, 64, 66, 68 and 70 Allen Street, $9, 61, 63 Orchard Street. and 80 Nassan $ ed, Circolars and “sro wor with unmercifully beating “don't understand an Austin justics has you been a parent ‘ar cub of miner" la the face. + Au, dearest, feet of his owt outward things say,” she replied, but if you h y reg y ther, I should think it was too practical, and it broke teubenrille Herald. Te was asked if he knew the difference between “starboard” and “port,” and with a know “Im, well, rather, Veen marked for identification and turned loose Atlanta Constitution. “L mova I should find you at home, my sweet,” said George W. Simpson, a3 he stooped and kissed the rosy lips held up to him with a warm, clinging kiss that sounded like a man pulling the valve out of a broken pump. A.slight shudder passed over Myrtle’ frame. George had unconsciously put his cold nos her off eye. “You are shrinking from me, darli he said, in low, suppressed tones, for h noticed the movement, slight thongh it neither,” responded Myrtle. Heaven help ber; she had teen educated at Vassar.—Chicago Tribun inese Governmeyt is going to huild some rail- soon will be heard in the land the voice of the Celestial brakeman, ‘Hoopect Yang-tze-ki junction! Tlaine stoppoo ten minutes eatee and dlin- — Burlington Hawkeye. Som men rely on truth, some real lie on falsehood, while others reel high on w Whitehall Times, work quilt of anbood, we sin- Boston Transcript, A Srrixorin.p man was out last night, tried buck- he tiger, and now finds himself $10 short in ayail- able cash. Th repeat.—IMinois State Register. Ay Towa woman has 15,400 pieces. For the honor of wi cerely hope that this story is a lie. ‘Tux youngest : All the fan of the family is concen- trated for his benefit, His father and mother bow down to him and worship him, his brothers and si: use every effort to please him; he can “dance on the A DELICIOUS DRINK Keep on Ice in Hot Weather. c ‘The “Hab Panch has tately been introduced, ‘ani meets with tmatked popalar favors It is Warranted to Contain only the Best of Liquors, United with Choice Fruit Juices and Granulated Sugar. ‘on opening, and will be found an agree lo addition to the choice things which undenia~ lyenisrge the pleasures of fe and encourage ood fellowatip and good natare if rightly enjeyed: GOOD AT ALL TIMES Just the Thing to Keep in Wine Cellars, Sideboards not Complete Without Hub Punch It.can be used Clear or with Fresh Milk, Ice, Soda, or Hot Water, Lemonade, or with Fine Ice, toSuit the Taste, Sold by lending Wine Merchaata, Grocers, Hotels and Drugguts overywnere. Herring’s Safes NEARLY 200 Herring's Champion Safes HAVE BEEN TRIED BY FIRE It ays it was an X-periment he will not OW WEW YORK CITY ALONE WITHOUT. A FAILURE. THESE ARE FIRE-PROOF SAFES. HERRING & CO., 231 & 232 BROADWAY, NEW YORK. eyebrows” of the rest of the family-with impunity, be never get a spanking; in short, do everything and any- thing that tho earlier members of the family would have been shut up in dark closets for, and come out at SILKS, tho top of the heap every time. Ifwo were going to bea Velvets and Plushes. ain just for to-night,” we should be the Vew Haren Register, A weaper of the New Hampshire legislature de- nounced a bill that was under discussion as ** treacher- ous as was the stabbing of a Cwsar by Judas in the Roman capital."—Oit City Derrick. latest novel below thore Sixth avenue and Draperies and Upholstery Goods. bar own direct fmoortation. Pri of any other house. 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