Mad #399
☆ Be the first to review + Add to your collection — Join freeIn "$-Men," Senator Smelly stirs fear with a crusade against mutants, while Vasoline, fresh from a bar fight, flees with Rogaine—only to be captured and recruited by the enigmatic Professor $. Written by Desmond Devlin and illustrated by Angelo Torres, this wild, satirical tale follows the duo as they navigate a world where even fanboys are deemed more terrifying than mutants. The cover by Mark Fredrickson captures the issue’s chaotic energy, all set in the surreal, high-stakes universe of Mad #399.
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Senator Smelly demands government action against mutants. Vasoline wins a bar fight and escapes with Rogaine, only to be captured and brought to Professor $, who urges him to join the Professor's academy. A confused Rogaine aids Magnesia; her life is despaired of after a battle at the Statue of Liberty, but she promises she'll make the sequels. Professor $ and Magnesia agree that Fanboys are even more horrifying than mutants.
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