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Cover: Mark Stutzman

Mad #385

Sep 1999 · EC · 2.95 USD; 4.50 CAD
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In "Star Bores: Epic Load I — The Fandumb Megamess," Monroe’s disastrous midnight screening of Episode I sends him fleeing into the next theater, where a midnight showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show sparks a hilariously absurd plan to reclaim his Star Wars experience. Written by Anthony Barbieri and illustrated by Bill Wray, this Mad classic blends pop culture mockery with the kind of chaotic energy only the magazine could deliver, all wrapped in a cover by Mark Stutzman.

Contains 9 stories
Star Bores: Epic Load I — The Fandumb Megamess
5 pp · Satire-Parody
Liam Neeson [as QuiteGone Jim]Ewan McGregor [as Oldie Von Moldie]Jake Lloyd [as Mannequin Skystalker]Ian McDiarmid [as Death Hideous]Natalie Portman [as Queen AmaDilly]Pernilla August [as Shamu Skystalker]CreepioDeath MallHar Har BlinksSamuel L. Jackson [as Lace Windows]Bar StoolAnimal (cameo)YodelPikachu (cameo)Terence Stamp [as Chancellor Valium] (cameo)WhatnotChubby the FattSpock (cameo)Alf (cameo)Marvin the Martian (cameo)Fozzie Bear (cameo)E.T. (cameo)Gonzo (cameo)
The Lighter Side of...
4 pp · Humor
Roger Kaputnik

In "The Lighter Side of..." from Mad #385, a sharp, satirical eye roams across the absurdities of everyday life—from the futility of traffic to the mysteries of therapy and office politics—all delivered in the magazine’s signature deadpan humor. With no creator credits beyond typeset letters, the piece stands as a concise, wry commentary on modern routines, each panel a tiny, perfectly timed jab at the rituals we all endure.

A Mad Look at Episode I — The Phantom Menace Hype
3 pp · Humor
Monroe and… the Midnight Movie
3 pp · Humor
MonroeWalterDylanMadame RebeccaToadLord Jeffrey

Monroe stumbles into a midnight screening of Episode I, bolts out mid-movie, then stumbles into a packed theater showing The Rocky Horror Picture Show—where a sudden idea strikes him on how to finally make sense of the Star Wars Travesity.

Gigglin's Island
1 pp · Humor
Mad's Guide to Telling The Difference Between Pro Wrestling, Jerry Springer and Politics
4 pp · Satire-Parody
Jerry SpringerSteve AustinBill GoldbergChynaAl SnowGoldustVince McMahonHollywood HoganUndertakerDiamond Dallas PageBret HartBill Clinton
A Mad Look at The Phantom Menace
4 pp · Humor
Qui-Gon JinnObi-Wan KenobiQueen AmidalaJar-Jar BinksDarth MaulWattoSebulbaR2-D2
When Other Celebrities Jump on the Poetry Bandwagon
3 pp · Satire-Parody
Script John Biederman
Kenneth StarrJackie ChanBill MaherMike TysonCalista FlockhartHelen HuntSammy Sosa
Detroit Rock Sissies
5 pp · Satire-Parody
Edward Furlong [as Caulk]Sam Huntington [as Toejam]James DeBello [as Tripe]Giuseppe Andrews [as Exlax]Martha StewartLin Shaye [as Toejam's mother]Gene Simmons

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Full credits

artist, inker Bill Wray
cover pencils, inks Mark Stutzman

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Reprinted in Mad XL #33 (2005), Mad for Decades #[nn] (2007)

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