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Mad #309

Mar 1992 · EC · 1.75 USD
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In "Beverly Hills 911," a surreal showdown unfolds as White Spy faces off against Black Spy in a bizarre test of reflexes—only the yo-yo attack turns deadly when the string proves to be a live electric cord. Written by Russ Cooper and illustrated by Bob Clarke, this 1992 Mad classic delivers its signature absurdity with a jolt, all under Jack Davis’s sharp, iconic cover.

Contains 17 stories
Beverly Hills 911
5 pp
Jason Priestley [as Blandon Wasp]Shannen Doherty [as Braindead Wasp]Luke Perry [as Dullin’ Okay]James Eckhouse [as Jib Wasp]Carol Potter [as Smiley Wasp]Tori Spelling [as Prima-Donna]Jennie Garth [as Belly]Ian Ziering [as Schkeeve]Gabrielle Carteris [as Angina]
Drama on Page 9
1 pp · Humor
Mad's Christmas Carols for Modern Times
2 pp · Satire-Parody
If Other Historical Eras Had Been As “Lawsuit Happy” As Ours Today
2 pp
Other “Diseases” of the Machine World
3 pp
Spy Vs. Spy
1 pp · Humor
The White SpyThe Black Spy

In this classic Mad moment, White Spy catches Black Spy rehearsing a yo-yo attack—only to find the trick is far from playful. When White Spy tries to cut the string mid-flight, he’s shocked by a hidden electric cord, turning a simple prank into a jolt of pure absurdity.

The Mad Stages of…
3 pp · Humor, Satire-Parody
Drama on Page 20
1 pp · Humor, Satire-Parody
MAD's Minute-By-Minute Breakdown of Popular TV Shows
3 pp · Humor
The Rhyme of the Ailing President
2 pp · Humor
Using Sports Equipment in Everyday Life
2 pp
An Underachiever is…
2 pp · Humor
The Lighter Side of...
5 pp · Humor

In "The Lighter Side of..." from Mad #309, a deadpan survey of modern absurdities unfolds through a series of sharply observed, typeset vignettes—each poking fun at the quirks of everyday life, from office etiquette to the logic of gun control, all delivered with Mad’s signature satirical edge.

A Mad Look at Tools
3 pp · Satire-Parody
Duck Edwing Hangs Out at the Mall
3 pp · Humor
Quandary Heap
5 pp
New Cabinet-Level Departments We’d Like to See
1 pp

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Full credits

artist, inker Bob Clarke
cover pencils, inks Jack Davis

Reprints

Reprinted in Mad Special [Mad Super Special] #105 (1995), Mad #504 (2010), Mad #21 (2021), Mad #41 (2025)

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