Knights of the Dinner Table Illustrated #7

In "Thor-Dude," the party seeks healing at Thor’s temple, only to be turned away by the skeptical cleric. When El Ravager and Knuckles provoke the god with mockery and vandalism, the deity himself arrives—unimpressed and very much in the mood for a reckoning.

In "An Overbearing Situation," the usual rogues from Knights of the Dinner Table attempt a heist on a blind beggar—only to be outmaneuvered by an entire community of beggars who respond with overwhelming, rune-infused humiliation. Forced to publicly perform "I'm a Little Tea Pot," the group learns the hard way that even the most unlikely townsfolk can have the upper hand.

In "Princess Kristina," the Knights of the Dinner Table stumble upon a talking frog who claims to be a cursed princess, setting off a hilarious debate over whether the amphibian’s worth is greater than that of a real girl. Teflon Billy, ever the pragmatic (and profit-driven) adventurer, immediately declares the frog a far more valuable prize.

In "The Venus Elixir," the party's disastrous battle against Throd the Lich-Master takes a wild turn when they resort to drinking mysterious potions in a last-ditch effort to survive. Zayre’s sudden, unexpected affection for Teflon Billy sets off a chain of chaotic, comedic consequences neither she nor the rest of the group could have predicted.