Jonesy #7

Jonesy and Carol Lynne launch a teenage messenger service and land their first big job: delivering urgent contracts to a client at the Palm Hotel. But when their messenger Jonesy rushes off without learning the recipient's name, a frantic chase across town and to the airport ensues—with unexpectedly wild consequences that turn a simple delivery into something far more memorable than anyone bargained for.

Jonesy's thrilled about getting his driver's license until Carol Lynne pressures him into lending her his car for a spin—and her chaotic driving proves why there really ought to be a law. As Carol tears through town with her newfound freedom, she leaves a trail of traffic violations and near-disasters that catch up with her in court.

Jonesy and his friends—Carol Lynne, Weepy, Mary Jane, and others—head out for a wiener roast, but their old car hits a rough patch when a rival named Jeepers tries to sabotage the trip with flat tires and radiator trouble. Stranded without matches to cook their hot dogs, Jonesy comes up with an unconventional solution that saves the day, while Jeepers' fancy sports car leaves him with his own cooking problem.

Gabby Hyatt schemes with Algy Duckworth and Taffy O'Toole to kidnap Podunk High's prized donkey mascot—a psychological warfare move to boost Centerville's flagging athletic confidence after 43 straight losses. When Gabby goes undercover with a ridiculous disguise to pull off the heist, things spiral into absolute chaos, but somehow the plan leads to an unexpected victory that changes everything for the school.

A nearsighted woman mistakes Jonesy for her cousin Danny and plants a kiss on him—and when his rival Jeepers finds out, he hatches a devious scheme to wreck Jonesy's romance with Carol by using a game of "Truth or Consequences" to expose the kiss. Now Jonesy has to scramble to find someone who'll actually believe his wild explanation before time runs out.