"Pipe Down!" is a chilling tale from Haunt of Fear #4 (1985), a standout in the horror anthology series that delivers dread with a quiet, creeping precision. Written by Al Feldstein and illustrated with nightmarish detail by Graham Ingels—whose cover pencils and inks perfectly capture the story’s grim tone—this issue follows a grieving wife who, after a fatal accident, makes a desperate final wish that unravels into a horrifying twist on the classic wish-fulfillment trope. The story’s power lies in its slow, inevitable descent, anchored by Ingels’s haunting visuals and a premise that lingers long after the final panel.
Contains 20 stories
Pipe Down!
8 pp · Horror-Suspense
The Old Witch (host)Andrew (Lila's husband)a monkey (reincarnation of Andrew)a PolicemanLila (villain, death)Howard (villain, oil-burner company employee, Lila's boyfriend)
Bedtime Gory!
7 pp · Horror-Suspense
The Vault-Keeper (host)
Pot-Shot!
6 pp · Horror-Suspense
The Old Witch (host)the Princethe King
The Black Ferris!
7 pp · Horror-Suspense
The Crypt-Keeper (host)two boysrich womanthief (villain)
Sucker Bait!
8 pp · Horror-Suspense
The Old Witch (host)Emile (a chemist, death)father of Emile and Stanley (death)Stanley (villain, a vampire, Emile's older brother)
Lover, Come Hack to Me!
7 pp · Horror-Suspense
The Vault-Keeper (host)
Double-Header!
6 pp · Horror-Suspense
The Old Witch (host)
Foul Play!
7 pp · Horror-Suspense
The Crypt-Keeper (host)
Thump Fun!
8 pp · Horror-Suspense
The Old Witch (host)Luther Courtney (death)Gilbert Courtney (Luther's brother, death)three detectives (in flashback)three PolicemenMarvin Courtney (villain, brother of Luther)
Terror Train
7 pp · Horror-Suspense
The Vault-Keeper (host)GloriaRalph (Gloria's husband)
Bloody Sure
6 pp · Horror-Suspense
The Old Witch (host)a vampire (villain)
Hyde and Go Shriek!
7 pp · Horror-Suspense
The Crypt-Keeper (host)
An Off-Color Heir
8 pp · Horror-Suspense
The Old Witch (host)Laura [Harber] RaisGilbert Rais (Laura's husband, in flashback)unnamed priestBaron Gilles de Rais [Bluebeard] (image only)Gilbert Rais [aka the new Bluebeard] (villain, Laura's husband, also in flashback)
Dig That Cat... He's Real Gone!
7 pp · Horror-Suspense
The Crypt-Keeper (host)Ulric, the undying (death)Dr. Emil Manfred (death)Saxton
Corker!
6 pp · Horror-Suspense
The Old Witch (host)unnamed woman (death)a psychologist (villain)
The High Cost of Dying!
7 pp · Horror-Suspense
The Vault-Keeper (host)unnamed Commissioner of Health (death)
Wish You Were Here
8 pp · Horror-Suspense
The Old Witch (host)Jason LoganEnid LoganBart Shiner (lawyer)
Chess-Mate
7 pp · Horror-Suspense
The Vault-Keeper (host)
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
6 pp · Horror-Suspense
The Old Witch (host)
Model Nephew
7 pp · Horror-Suspense
The Crypt-Keeper (host)